Now that the cloud has lifted, UNC deserves a new school motto

[madscavenger]

First Volley:


1) The Carolina Way - Not even a leper would touch it


2) DeVry on Steroids
(or was that Adderall)


3) Play for Pay (we call it a Pell Grant)


4) UNC Law School, a wholly owned subsidiary of Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

[cspan37421]

I don't think you can top, "To seem, rather than to be"

[devildeac]

I've proposed this before:

Chochote thamani ya kuwa ni yenye thamani ya udanganyifu kwa

(Anything worth having is worth cheating for.)

[Spanarkel]

Circumductio non veritas

[plimnko]

I can't say...the mods would suspend me from the site

[aimo]

I can't post my suggestion b/c I'd be a real wanker for saying it, apparently.

[Atlanta Duke]

New statement for the UNC seal

Replace Lux Libertas with Vincere Sicut Infantem (Latin translation of Just Win Baby)

https://www.google.com/search?q=just...in+translation

[Son of Jarhead]

"It's not cheating if you can get away with it."

[swood1000]

New statement for the UNC seal

Replace Lux Libertas with Vincere Sicut Infantem (Latin translation of Just Win Baby)

https://www.google.com/search?q=just...in+translation

Or even: Cum Omnis Poena Est Fallere (When all cheat there is no penalty)

https://www.google.com/#q=when+all+c...in+translation

[DukeFanSince1990]

In light of the the Women's team taking the brunt: "Bros before hoes."

[hudlow]

Praecepta Autem Contrita Sunt.

(Rules are meant to be broken)

[Jeffrey]

Spent a little time on the mountain
Spent a little time at Chapel Hill
Heard some say better run away
Others say you better stand still

[PDDuke85]

Vexilla in Cerebro

[Li_Duke]

They should just tell prospective recruits that UNC stands for University of No Classes.

[SamHouston]

All these Latin variations are too sophisticated and high brow for the intended consumers...

I suggest changing the UNC blue foot with black tar on the heel with a UNC blue foot with brown on the heel.

Needless to say, this suggests UNC has stepped in brown, sticky, smelly...

[JetpackJesus]

If you aren't cheating, you aren't trying hard enough.

[MChambers]

Cheating -- The Carolina Way

[Indoor66]

Veni, Vidi, Praestigium

I cam, I saw, I cheated

[devildeac]

Veni, Vidi, Praestigium

I cam, I saw, I cheated

Wait, what does the Panthers QB have to do with this?

Never mind, I just remembered he went to Auburn.

[TKG]

UNCCH: Where ethics and four-star recruits go to die.


Maybe this is more of a mission statement than a motto.