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    Bad Card Puns from Amile thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Henderson View Post
    *I had to look that part up. But isn't it interesting that our two foot structures have the same number of bones as a standard pack of playing cards?
    Thank the Lord we don't have to shuffle them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    Thank the Lord we don't have to shuffle them.
    We've got a joker here.

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    Red face

    Quote Originally Posted by El_Diablo View Post
    We've got a joker here.

    Just deal with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El_Diablo View Post
    We've got a joker here.
    Such a card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr. synellinden View Post
    Such a card.
    I oughtta deck you folks for luring me into this.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I oughtta deck you folks for luring me into this.
    If you do, I'll club you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post
    If you do, I'll club you.
    Merely a bridge to the next pun.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I oughtta deck you folks for luring me into this.
    You need to cut it (out)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Green Wave Dukie View Post

    You need to cut it (out)
    Hope no one has another card pun up their sleeve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by comdytrd View Post
    Hope no one has another card pun up their sleeve.
    Around here, the puns always come out eventually ... and in spades.
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by comdytrd View Post
    Hope no one has another card pun up their sleeve.
    I'm sure there are at least one or two that are bluffing.
    "I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend."
    -Thomas Jefferson

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    Quote Originally Posted by mattman91 View Post
    I'm sure there are at least one or two that are bluffing.
    It breaks my heart to see the ace posters on DBR stoop to punning again. As for adding to the puns, I pass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tripping William View Post
    Around here, the puns always come out eventually ... and in spades.
    Yeah, they are running wild.

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    I checked this thread, hoping you all would hit me with some new information about number 21, but I didn't find a solitary thing. Guess I'll go fish somewhere else.

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    Amile's injury breaks my heart. I hope he can suit up soon.
    "Amazing what a minute can do."

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    Here's to Amile returning soon. Can't hold'em back.

    - Chillin

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChillinDuke View Post
    Here's to Amile returning soon. Can't hold'em back.

    - Chillin
    nice try...but that one was a flop.
    It's being reported that due to coronavirus fears, Harvard has asked students not to return from spring break, and for classes to be held online.

    Not to be outdone, UNC told students to stop coming to class 27 years ago under Dean Smith.

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    I think we're all heading down the river but at least there are some diamonds in the rough.
    [redacted] them and the horses they rode in on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by devildeac View Post
    I think we're all heading down the river but at least there are some diamonds in the rough.
    sounds like we can still turn this thread around.
    It's being reported that due to coronavirus fears, Harvard has asked students not to return from spring break, and for classes to be held online.

    Not to be outdone, UNC told students to stop coming to class 27 years ago under Dean Smith.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uh_no View Post
    nice try...but that one was a flop.
    I don’t know if I would draw that conclusion. But I’ll hand it to you, there’s a great deal riding on Amile’s returning straight away. One would be a dummy not to see that we could get slammed otherwise.

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