Was born on a farm. Snuck away from my parents as they were working in a field next to the cow pasture, and ended up in the pasture with our milk cow "Daisey", who thought she was a pet. As my parents were calling me, and I was heading to them, Daisey calmly walked up behind me, stuck out her massive tongue and lifted me by my butt and carried me about 20 feet to the fence.
I remember being totally dumbfounded and disgusted that my parents were laughing hysterically while I was crying in absolute fear for my life.