Puns from other threads

[NSDukeFan]

I dug around last evening and heard this late-breaking response from the ACC office:

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In fact, I think I heard more responses the longer the night went on :

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This is starting to bug me.

[devildeac]

This is starting to bug me.

Just trying to insect a bit of humor.

(and they're off and running, err, punning...)

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Just trying to insect a bit of humor.

(and they're off and running, err, punning...)

Oh God, here come the pun-sters..

Y'all are just gnat right.

[Duke95]

All these UNC excuses just aren't going to fly.

[MCFinARL]

Oh God, here come the pun-sters..

Y'all are just gnat right.

Well, if you are going to roach the subject, are you suggesting you are ant-i-punning on DBR?

[swood1000]

Just trying to insect a bit of humor.

(and they're off and running, err, punning...)

Perhaps we should not bee so quick to head in this direction.

[swood1000]

Well, if you are going to roach the subject, are you suggesting you are ant-i-punning on DBR?

Let's get back to pointing all their lice.

[hudlow]

All these puns give me a nervous tick. I'm about to flea from this thread.

Me too I'm fixin' to bug out.

[swood1000]

All these puns give me a nervous tick. I'm about to flea from this thread.

It's a lousy way for this thread to end.

[Tripping William]

It's a lousy way for this thread to end.

That said, I'd love to be a fly on the wall during conversations between Roy and Folt. I bet sometimes he wants to swatter.

[swood1000]

That said, I'd love to be a fly on the wall during conversations between Roy and Folt. I bet sometimes he wants to swatter.

You mite not be far from the truth. She mite want to avoid him but it wouldn't be long before he spider.

[BrazyATX]

You mite not be far from the truth. She mite want to avoid him but it wouldn't be long before he spider.

I'm sure thinking about that lady bugs him.

[Sandman]

You mite not be far from the truth. She mite want to avoid him but it wouldn't be long before he spider.

So.... you're saying she could either sit on her but or fly away?

[MarkD83]

Man...it is only June. Do we have to endure this for 3-4 more mo (n) ths?

[rasputin]

Man...it is only June. Do we have to endure this for 3-4 more mo (n) ths?

That's why I'm on this like a duck on a June bug.

[BrazyATX]

That's why I'm on this like a duck on a June bug.

Moth to a flame?
Fly on sh!t?

[DukieInKansas]

I'm glad all the pests have been moved to one thread.

How long do you think it will take unc to worm its way out of this mess?

[DukieInKansas]

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By Jiminy, these puns are getting to be too much.

[Green Wave Dukie]

I ant gonna add anything to this thread at all. I just ant.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Come on guys - could we BEE any more juvenile?