As one of the 132 million Americans who had no interest in watching the Super Bowl, I'm always on the lookout for alternatives on Super Bowl Sunday.

The SyFy Network took care of most of the first half with the cheesy original movie "The Earth vs. the Asteroids" -- it was no Sharknado, but not bad.

Unfortunately, the next thing on was "Abraham Lincoln vs. the Zombies" -- too derivative of the disappointing "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter".

So I checked out a little of the "How I Met Your Mother" marathon on WGN, but I've seen all those a half dozen times, so that didn't hold my interest.

Checked in on the Puppy Bowl, good entertainment as always ... and even looked in on The Kitten Bowl, a logical spinoff.

But what really blew my mind was "The Fish Bowl" -- you had to see it to believe it.

A masterpiece of programing. I pity those of you who wasted your evening watching that overhyped show from Arizona when you could have been watching the goldfish Goldie visit the farm.

The highlight of my day and my future Super Bowl Sunday alternative.

I wonder where I can get the DVD?