Half-Baked Puns from various threads

[nyesq83]

Do nuts like UNC always do stuff like this?

I think they are all money hungry dough nuts, as well.

[hudlow]

Could this have anything to do with Coach Crumb leavening?

[martydoesntfoul]

I was trying to come up with a fitting response to these but have determined that my efforts are just toast.

Speaking of toast -- and Kansas-inspired toast at that -- I hope our receivers have such big games on Thursday that the entire Heels' secondary is granted entry into the Elvis Patterson society.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvis_Patterson

[Reilly]

I see all of our tomfoolery has earned us our own thread ... I'd butter get back to work soon.

Obviously our margarine for error is now very small. Matzo wrong with a few puns?

[NSDukeFan]

Obviously our margarine for error is now very small. Matzo wrong with a few puns?

C'mon you can do butter than that

[Reilly]

I feel a multigrain coming on, so I'm just going to say to heck with all this and baguette. If I feel better, I'll challah at you later.

[duke96]

Y'all are glutens for punishment by the mods. They may whip your buns.

[NSDukeFan]

Y'all are glutens for punishment by the mods. They may whip your buns.

I'll croissant that bridge when I come to it

[hurleyfor3]

Y'all are glutens for punishment by the mods. They may whip your buns.

Nah, that should be the yeast of your concerns.

[NSDukeFan]

Nah, that should be the yeast of your concerns.

Glad to hear you won't be too crusty.

[mattman91]

Bread puns never go stale.

[OldPhiKap]

Do nuts like UNC always do stuff like this?

I think they are all money hungry dough nuts, as well.

Hey. Let he who is without sin cast the first scone.

[BullBlue]

Ha! Reading all these made me cracker up.

[grad_devil]

Hey. Let he who is without sin cast the first scone.

That one's bad, no matter how you slice it.

[Reilly]

Bread puns never go stale.

It's really muffin at all to think of them ...

[DukieInKansas]

I guess it is time that we brioche the possibility that all our buns are on the table and we can't bake any mkre.

[tele]

I guess it is time that we brioche the possibility that all our buns are on the table and we can't bake any mkre.

nantheless, poor ol roy's torts, they're no huckleberry.

[Edouble]

It's really muffin at all to think of them ...

Rye must you go on and on?

[Reilly]

Rye must you go on and on?

Says you: My eyes are glazed over by everything ...

Sesame: We're not being cruller to Carolina ... we're just calling it as we seed it ...

[Reilly]

... poor ol roy ...

He's such a country pumpkin ...