Originally Posted by
hurleyfor3
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You may want to look into PHYS. Trades on the NYSE (despite the four-letter ticker; there's no correlation there anymore), and is backed 100% by physical gold. It advertises the ability to can be exchanged for physical gold at any time, although this would only be in multiples of around a USD million (large bars); otherwise you get cash based on some sort of spot price.
I don't own any PHYS, but have done due diligence on the organization that manages it, and they are completely legit.