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  1. #41
    RE: The Jerk

    Quote Originally Posted by NashvilleDevil View Post
    One of my favorite scenes ever:

    "Stay away from the cans, he hates the cans"
    My favorites from this movie:

    Navin: I was born a poor black child.


    Sniper: Die, you random son of a bitch!

  2. #42
    I love this one from Fried Green Tomatoes:
    Sipsey: Oh it don't make no kind of sense. Big ol' ox like Grady won't sit next to a colored child. But he eats eggs- shoot right outta chicken's ***!

    And we always use these (obvious ones) from Princess Bride:
    Wesley: As you wish. and
    Vizzini: INCONCEIVABLE! (with a nod to the follow up line)
    Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
    And then often, but for no good reason, one of us will bust out the:
    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

    One I love from Hoosiers:
    Coach: Strap, God wants you on the floor.

    Two awesome "Amen, Sister!" quotes from Bull Durham:
    Annie: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness. and
    Annie: Honey, would you rather I were making love to him using your name, or making love to you using his name?

    And, it's new, but few lines have been quoted as much in a concentrated period of time. From Brokeback Mountain:
    Jack: I wish I knew how to quit you.

    More quotables from Brokeback:
    Ennis: There ain't no reins on this one. and
    Jack: You know friend, this is a god damn bitch of an unsatisfactory situation.

    This is probably a different thread, but I'll toss in WORST MOVIE LINE EVER:
    Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

  3. #43

    Bull durham, hands down best

    LaLoosh: A good friend of mine used to say, "This is a very simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains." Think about that for a while.

    LaLoosh: It feels out there. I mean, it's a major rush. I mean, it feels radical in kind of a tubular sort of way, but most of all, it feels out there.

    Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Ooh, I've heard of stuff like this.
    Annie Savoy: Yeah? Have you heard of Walt Whitman?
    Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: No. Who's he play for?

    [Larry jogs out to the mound to break up a players' conference]
    Larry: Excuse me, but what the hell's going on out here?
    Crash Davis: Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live... is it a live rooster?
    [Jose nods]
    Crash Davis: . We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present.
    [to the players]
    Crash Davis: Is that about right?
    [the players nod]
    Crash Davis: We're dealing with a lot of ****.
    Larry: Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em

    Larry: Well if anyone would know you were pulling your hips out early it'd be Annie.

    Annie Savoy: [narrating] Walt Whitman once said, "I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us." You could look it up.

    Annie Savoy: [narrating] Baseball may be a religion full of magic, cosmic truth, and the fundamental ontological riddles of our time, but it's also a job.

    Annie: The world is made for people who aren't cursed with self-awareness.

    Annie Savoy: I believe in the Church of Baseball. I've tried all the major religions, and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms, and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I heard that, I gave Jesus a chance. But it just didn't work out between us. The Lord laid too much guilt on me. I prefer metaphysics to theology. You see, there's no guilt in baseball, and it's never boring... which makes it like sex. There's never been a ballplayer slept with me who didn't have the best year of his career. Making love is like hitting a baseball: you just gotta relax and concentrate. Besides, I'd never sleep with a player hitting under .250... not unless he had a lot of RBIs and was a great glove man up the middle. You see, there's a certain amount of life wisdom I give these boys. I can expand their minds. Sometimes when I've got a ballplayer alone, I'll just read Emily Dickinson or Walt Whitman to him, and the guys are so sweet, they always stay and listen. 'Course, a guy'll listen to anything if he thinks it's foreplay. I make them feel confident, and they make me feel safe, and pretty. 'Course, what I give them lasts a lifetime; what they give me lasts 142 games. Sometimes it seems like a bad trade. But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? It's a long season and you gotta trust. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball.

    Larry: Sears sucks, Crash. Boy, I once worked there. Sold Lady Kenmores. Nasty, whoa, nasty.

    Skip: You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!
    Larry: Lollygaggers!
    Skip: Lollygaggers.

  4. #44
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Seattle, WA
    Love this movie. Love it. You left out my dad's favorite quote, tho:

    "Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don't you think?"

    IMDB Quote Page

  5. #45
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Goldsboro, NC

    Maybe I'm childish but....

    In my house we quote Dumb and Dumber a lot.

    Also, any Adam Sandler movie.

  6. #46
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Seattle, WA
    A headline on the main board reminded me of a favorite:

    Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
    Otter: Germans?
    Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

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