Originally Posted by
thebur
That Kyle Singler has beefed up considerably, and now looks like WWE star Triple H. He also said that in workouts, when other guys are shooting threes, he jumps and does two handed 360 dunks that are worth 3 because obviously he takes off from behind the three point line. And I am talking about the NEW three point line here(which is too long/not long enough).
He also built an additional 3000 seats in cameron last week, raising the roof via military press, and stomping the floor until it sank the extra 10 feet down needed. He needed to do this, because he has already sold the 3,000 extra season tickets to women who saw him running down Wrightsville Beach when he was working out last week.
The crazy part was that he started that run outside Card, that morning, and was back for supper with the team. Forget making space in the rafters, we are going to put a holographic 200 foot statue of him outside Cameron that can be seen from Chapel Hell's campus.
HOLLA!