This is the actual message on the schools answering machine. Hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwghabw4N80
This is the actual message on the schools answering machine. Hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pwghabw4N80
Except that it's not an actual message:
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/palisades.asp