I mean this is how an old Pearl raps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx3cmeLhEcg
Funny vid, but I found myself thankful that Coach K only strips to his skivvies and rocks out to Metallica.
I don't think there's a coach out there who likes to take his shirt off more than Pearl. Pretty funny, glad it's not my school's coach though.