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  1. 03-12-2009, 09:43 AM #1
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    Duke gets all the calls

    One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

    Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

    "Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
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  2. 03-12-2009, 10:04 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Indoor66 View Post
    One Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

    Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

    "Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
    LMAO. So, you're hinting that hess, valentine and luckie are all employed by the devil(s). THAT would be nice.
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  3. 03-12-2009, 10:19 AM #3
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    We're definitely not getting our money's worth.
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  4. 03-13-2009, 09:30 AM #4
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    An engineer died and went to Hell. He started redesigning the place with air conditioning and ice water fountains. God found out about this and called the devil.

    God: "Hey, you have an engineer down there. That was a mistake. He's supposed to be up here."

    Devil: "Sorry, but we need him. He's staying here."

    God: "I'll sue!"

    Devil: "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
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  5. 03-13-2009, 11:20 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArnieMc View Post
    An engineer died and went to Hell. He started redesigning the place with air conditioning and ice water fountains. God found out about this and called the devil.

    God: "Hey, you have an engineer down there. That was a mistake. He's supposed to be up here."

    Devil: "Sorry, but we need him. He's staying here."

    God: "I'll sue!"

    Devil: "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"

    Gah, all the lawyer jokes around here on the OTB make me feel like an outcast, a Tarh. . .

    Did you ever notice how no one ever tells "attorney" jokes?
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  6. 03-13-2009, 11:42 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArnieMc View Post
    ...

    God: "I'll sue!"

    Devil: "Where are you going to get a lawyer?"
    Trial attorneys prefer the punch line:

    "Fine, all the judges are down here"

    But we will not contest the truth of the original
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  7. 03-13-2009, 11:47 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by CathyCA View Post
    Gah, all the lawyer jokes around here on the OTB make me feel like an outcast, a Tarh. . .

    Did you ever notice how no one ever tells "attorney" jokes?
    I get my best lawyer jokes from the attorneys I know.
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  8. 03-13-2009, 12:31 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by DukieInKansas View Post
    I get my best lawyer jokes from the attorneys I know.
    Me, too.
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  9. 03-13-2009, 03:23 PM #9
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    Lawyer is a funnier word.

    Just like cheese is funnier than butter.

    I can't explain it, but it's true.
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  10. 03-14-2009, 11:13 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bostondevil View Post
    Lawyer is a funnier word.

    Just like cheese is funnier than butter.

    I can't explain it, but it's true.

    I cut the butter all the time...

    I probably use too much in my cooking
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