Snapple facts/tarheel facts

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

I was sitting here drinking my snapple and figured I would waste some time on the off topic board. So here is my new exciting thread.

1. Drink a snapple
2. Read the snapple fact on the cap
3. Post the snapple fact
4. Change the snapple fact to a humorous tarheel fact.
5. Laugh (probably not at mine as I am not as witty as most folks on here)

snapple fact 1. It is posssible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.

tarheel fact 1: It is possible to lead roy to the chanpionship game, but he must have a KU turtleneck or someone elses recruits.

Pretty good huh..... ok maybe not but I tried someone please add something humorous to this thread so I can read it and waste away the hours until Thursday..

Airforcedukie

[devildeac]

I was sitting here drinking my snapple and figured I would waste some time on the off topic board. So here is my new exciting thread.

1. Drink a snapple
2. Read the snapple fact on the cap
3. Post the snapple fact
4. Change the snapple fact to a humorous tarheel fact.
5. Laugh (probably not at mine as I am not as witty as most folks on here)

snapple fact 1. It is posssible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.

tarheel fact 1: It is possible to lead roy to the chanpionship game, but he must have a KU turtleneck or someone elses recruits.

Pretty good huh..... ok maybe not but I tried someone please add something humorous to this thread so I can read it and waste away the hours until Thursday..

Airforcedukie

They both travel well.

[devildeac]

I was sitting here drinking my snapple and figured I would waste some time on the off topic board. So here is my new exciting thread.

1. Drink a snapple
2. Read the snapple fact on the cap
3. Post the snapple fact
4. Change the snapple fact to a humorous tarheel fact.
5. Laugh (probably not at mine as I am not as witty as most folks on here)

snapple fact 1. It is posssible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.

tarheel fact 1: It is possible to lead roy to the chanpionship game, but he must have a KU turtleneck or someone elses recruits.

Pretty good huh..... ok maybe not but I tried someone please add something humorous to this thread so I can read it and waste away the hours until Thursday..

Airforcedukie

I still like geese better.

[DukieInKansas]

I actually knew that fact about cows. I just might need to get a life!

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

the senior class at one of my grandson's former high schools pulled when they graduated.

They led a cow up to the second floor and painted "Cow #2" on its side in white shoe polish. (Bless their fiendish little hearts.)


Love, Ima

[Fish80]

fact 2: The human body has 40 sphincters.

Tar Heel fact 2: Handsbro has 40 sphincters.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

fact 2: The human body has 40 sphincters.

Tar Heel fact 2: Handsbro has 40 sphincters.

There are those who would say that Hanstravel in not human...

[CathyCA]

This Snapple Fact is just too easy: A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds.

A Tarheel's attention span. . .

[BD80]

#36 A duck's quack doesn't echo.

Tarheel quacks echo in the Deandome.

#70 A "jiffy" is actually 1/100 of a second.

Or the time it takes a tear to form in 'Ol Roy's eyes.

#84 Oysters can change genders back and forth.

So can tarheels, but nobody cares.

#111 Only male turkeys gobble.

All tarheels are turkeys

#122 A duck can't walk without bobbing its head.

A tarheel can't dunk without walking

#128 Dragonflies have six legs but can't walk.

Hansbrough has two legs and can't do anything but walk.

#141 The square dance is the official dance of the state of Washington.

The stroll is the official dance of North Carolina.

#312 A flea can jump 30,000 times without stopping.

Hansbrough can walk 30,000 times without being called

#390 Jack is the most common name in nursery rhymes.

Ty is the most common name in fairy tales

#425 Kangaroos can't walk backwards.

Tarheels walk all over the place.

#431 A twit is the technical term for a pregnant goldfish.

And a tarheel

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

Heres another one
A bullfrog is the only animal that doesn't sleep...

A tarheel is the only animal that doesn't get called for traveling

[OZZIE4DUKE]

BD80, you have outdone yourself!

[bdh21]

Snapple: The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent every day of the year
Tar Heels: The Capitol building in Washington DC has 365 steps to represent a fine Hansbro post-move

Snapple: Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 minutes under water without drowning
Tar Heels: Hansbro can "hold" his pivot foot for 45 minutes in the post without traveling

Snapple: Squids can have eyeballs the size of volleyballs
Tar Heels: Hansbro can have eyeballs the size of a squid

Snapple: Alaska has the highest percentage of people who walk to work
Tar Heels: The Tar Heels have the highest percentage of people who walk at work

Snapple: When the moon is directly over you, you weigh less
Tar Heels: Sean May only gets playing time when the moon is directly overhead.

Snapple: Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza a day
Tar Heels: Sean May on average eats 18 pizzas a day

Snapple: Bamboo makes up 99% of a panda's diet
Tar Heels: Babies make up 99% of Sean May's diet

Snapple: Almonds are part of the peach family
Tar Heels: Serge Zwikker is part of the oak family

Snapple: There is a town called "Big Ugly" in West Virginia
Tar Heels: Starting at power forward, a 6'11" Forward From Big Ugly, West Virginia... Krriiiiiiis Laaaaaaang!!!

[bdh21]

A few more. Why not, this is fun!

Snapple: The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile national monument
Tar Heels: Makhtar N'diaye is one of many mobile national embarrassments.

Snapple: Chewing gum while peeling onions will prevent you from crying
Tar Heels: Don't be shocked to see Roy chewing gum while peeling onions after the heels lose in the tourney

Snapple: The average smell weighs 760 nanograms
Tar Heels: Joe Forte's career lasted 760 nanoseconds

Snapple: Brain waves can be used to power an electric train
Tar Heels: Uh, Roy... this train ain't moving so fast...

[AtlBluRew]

snapple fact 1. It is posssible to lead a cow up stairs but not down stairs.

Dang it, who told you about the cow I lead upstairs?

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

If you haven't noticed I drink one snapple every night...

Snapple fact: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows

tarheel fact: The average tarheel fan has no teeth/brain/common sense/taste/class/life/job/humility/class/team as awesome as Duke to cheer for........

Ok thats it... maybe a little harsh but oh well

And are you suggesting that "Sean May Eats Babies!!!" lol

Airforcedukie

[ArkieDukie]

I enjoyed this thread so much that I bought some Snapple.

Snapple Fact #41: Shrimp can only swim backward.
tar heel Fact: Hansbrough can travel both forward and backward.

[OZZIE4DUKE]

I enjoyed this thread so much that I bought some Snapple.

Snapple Fact #41: Shrimp can only swim backward.
tar heel Fact: Hansbrough can travel both forward and backward.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

[AIRFORCEDUKIE]

My nightly Snapple fact/Tar Heel fact will not be showing at its regular time tonight as I am out of snapple. My last one had the Pop top already popped which means that I apparently cannot drink it according to the Pop top. So I threw it away, although now that I think of it I could have kept the Cap brought it to work with me and then used it. Dam

Oh well should have thought of that 8 hours ago

Airforcedukie

[DukieInKansas]

My nightly Snapple fact/Tar Heel fact will not be showing at its regular time tonight as I am out of snapple. My last one had the Pop top already popped which means that I apparently cannot drink it according to the Pop top. So I threw it away, although now that I think of it I could have kept the Cap brought it to work with me and then used it. Dam

Oh well should have thought of that 8 hours ago

Airforcedukie

Snapple Fact #256 - You can't think of everything.

Tarheel Fact #256 - Tarheels can't . . .

Nah - way to easy.




(and not true - there are thinking Tarheels out there - just deluded as to the proper shade of blue.)

[ArkieDukie]

"Real Fact" #9 The average speed of a house fly is 4.5 miles an hour.
tarheel fact The average speed at which Hansbrough lifts his pivot foot while completing a post move is 4.5 miles an hour.