Self: I'll be a Jayhawk for life.
Roy: Well Gawh Geez, Meee Toooo. You and I are like two peas in a Jayhawk Pod. You lookin' for a co-head coach Bill?
Self: What?
Roy: Nothing, I said lets go golfin'...
Self: "Who invited this guy?"
Roy: "Yuk. I don't give a sh** about Carolina right now."
Self: I'll be a Jayhawk for life.
Roy: Well Gawh Geez, Meee Toooo. You and I are like two peas in a Jayhawk Pod. You lookin' for a co-head coach Bill?
Self: What?
Roy: Nothing, I said lets go golfin'...
I guess they're at a press conference, but it also looks like it could be a radio show.
Roy: Yee-haw, next caller gets a free sheet of JayHawk stickers!
Self: Is this program really 3 hours long?
It looks photoshoped to me and, really, who cares?
Geezzz! That breath would stop a train!
Roy says, "Bill, PLEASE stop rubbing my thigh. I'm ticklish -- and we're in public."
If you can't beat em' join em'.
Self:
Yeah, we had a wager on the game. What you can't see right now is that Roy is wearing a KU Speedo.
Williams:
Well da gum, Bill, the joke's on you. I wear one of those everyday anyway.
Self: Now KU has as many championships as Duke.
Roy: Then just make some up, Bill.
Roy:These funny looking stools take some getting used to... but then they are quite comfy.
Self: Its upside down, Roy...
Defense, Bill? We don't need no stinkin defense!
The University of North Carolina
Where CHEATING is a Way of Life
Roy - "Bill, that's a nice shirt. I like the logo. Where can I get one of those?"