The longest thread ever

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Originally Posted by Rich

As an older single man living in Manhattan looking for a relationship, I can relate

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Mist spread comments. Well-played and Godspeed.

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Originally Posted by Rich

Shouldn't you be at the casino?

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I am!!!!!! I just don't work very hard.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

The most attention I’ve ever received from single women is when I’ve pushed a baby stroller with a cute little tyke.

The mothers are awfully mad when they catch me. Still, for that one shining moment ….

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Ha, good one, a lot of people just don’t have a sense of humor. Some years ago a tyke sprinted down the aisle of a grocery store, wrapped his arms around my knee and screamed “Daddy!”

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Originally Posted by budwom

Ha, good one, a lot of people just don’t have a sense of humor. Some years ago a tyke sprinted down the aisle of a grocery store, wrapped his arms around my knee and screamed “Daddy!”

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Was your wife mad to find out like that?

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

Was your wife mad to find out like that?

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This is good content.

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

@Ymo, my company announced its heading down lay-off lane yesterday, too. Been through enough of these now that stay or go, I’m not too worried either way but never a fun process.

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Hoping you avoid the ax, still waiting my turn.

Jeebs, just lost to a team that was on a 14 game losing streak.

I felt my child kicking last night. That's quite a trip.

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Originally Posted by wilson

I felt my child kicking last night. That's quite a trip.

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It's less fun once they're born.

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Originally Posted by wilson

I felt my child kicking last night. That's quite a trip.

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Fantastic!

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Originally Posted by wilson

I felt my child kicking last night. That's quite a trip.

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That's awesome!

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Originally Posted by Phredd3

It's less fun once they're born.

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Dude…😂

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Originally Posted by Phredd3

It's less fun once they're born.

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Nah. Then you can kick them back

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Originally Posted by Phredd3

It's less fun once they're born.

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I would said it's all fun and games until they learn to say no. Negotiating with a toddler is on the job learning.

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Originally Posted by Kdogg

I would said it's all fun and games until they learn to say no. Negotiating with a toddler is on the job learning.

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I'd like to think that a dozen years spent in the sweaty, hormonal adolescent trenches have prepared me for the endeavor to at least some mild extent.

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Originally Posted by wilson

I'd like to think that a dozen years spent in the sweaty, hormonal adolescent trenches have prepared me for the endeavor to at least some mild extent.

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First: Congratulations.

Second: It's a different world you will be entering. The sense of joy/accomplishment/relief you get when the two year finally eats their vegetables after a prolonged negotiation hard to explain. Mind you they will eat that stuff for months without issue until one day they release there is the option to say no.

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Originally Posted by Kdogg

First: Congratulations.

Second: It's a different world you will be entering. The sense of joy/accomplishment/relief you get when the two year finally eats their vegetables after a prolonged negotiation hard to explain. Mind you they will eat that stuff for months without issue until one day they release there is the option to say no.

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My finicky dog, fresh off a nearly two-day fast that led us to wonder if he was sick until we added (literally) a few drops of chicken broth to this morning's bowl, would seem to be helping that prep as well.:rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by wilson

I felt my child kicking last night. That's quite a trip.

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And here, all this time, I thought you were a guy

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Originally Posted by Rich

And here, all this time, I thought you were a guy

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So did he.

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Originally Posted by TruBlu

So did he.

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Was his wife mad to find out like that?