Just Keep Laughing?
But — who wouldn’t turn in to hear the Klepto Love Jockeys, really?
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There are now signs up all around my property that clearly read: "Property of Joe Exotic." Punishment for trespassing? The woodchipper.
Nah, wood-chipper belonged to a tree company that took down two Austrian Pines. They chipped it, I shoveled, wheelbarrow-ed and raked the result.
I wouldn't mind a wood-chipper but I've never been a guy to invest in that kind of stuff and lord knows when my neighbors say they're getting out their tools for spring cleaning, oiling, and sharpening, I usually think, "that sounds like a good idea", and go about my day.
You know that Matthew McConaughey has a clothing line called JKL, right? That seems almost too perfect given half of your subject matter...
...because you'll have to discuss Mr. McConaughey's inability to stand on his own.
I get Klepto. I get Love. But Jockey? Will you also be reviewing horse racing movies? So, like, just switching Sea Biscuit and Secretariat every other pod?
Covid-19 starting to hit close to home. An employee at the grocery store I go to tested positive and an employee I used to see at the local Costco passed away.
But hey, you don't have regular access to the wood chipper, so there is that bit of safety.
Oh yeah. I'm our designated errand runner and we've got a 3 month old in the house. I go through quite a decontamination process coming back from my once every 10-14 day trips to the grocery store. Plenty of healthy paranoia, just not of the wood-chipper variety...
...at least at our house. I have seen some marital homicide stories surface in which the husband blamed his wife's death on coronavirus. Lots of sad stories to go around right now but among them is the horrifying spike in domestic spouse and child abuse.
Anyone have some Pontiac parts they don't need? Mainly looking for engine stuff...
5 days between lawn mowings...:(
Tonight’s theme?
https://youtu.be/nrCI323a8_w