Had to get a standard drug test for the new gig this AM. I roasted and ate lots of beets last night to go with my turkey soup. When beets go in me, they color everything that comes out me. The nurse taking my sample gave me a hard, multi-beat side eye when I emerged from the restroom with hot pink pee in a cup.
Guess we'll see if it does more than liven up the color scheme. I didn't think through my meal last night though!