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And don't forget the Nutty Buddy wrappers!Quote:
Originally Posted by budwom
Dang. I thought you were going for Pravda page TP. That one might actually sell, especially in Ukraine.Quote:
Originally Posted by CameronBlue
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Sorry to hear it. Pets are part of us.
Yes. Furry friends very quickly become furry family. It's tough to say good-bye.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Having shared a home with kits for thirty-some years I've had to say good-bye more than once. It's never easy, but it didn't stop me from finding new furry family.
Just a huge Asian presence in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Sorry to hear that Ymo.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Fri-yay.
Phredd’s killing it.
Quality.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
On occasion, I find I've just had enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Couldn’t spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phredd3
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Originally Posted by DukieInKansas
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Originally Posted by CameronBlue
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Originally Posted by camion
Thanks, all. Trying to figure out how to make the best of the situation.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Wife’s non-profit’s big annual community event today. There will be food trucks.
If you don’t eat as much food, maybe she’ll turn a profit.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
But I like to nom nom nom.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
I would have been better off not looking at that thread...
The Yum Turkey one? I feel you.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Nah, people are getting pretty teary in the Wordle thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Hahaha! Still unaware of what Wordle is.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Pulled pork on a hot sausage stuffed into bread.
High school nickname?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Just when I was wearing yoga pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Mine was Ken Doll when wearing yoga pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Oh dear.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
I mean...it was cold there.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Not cold enough to make it completely disappear.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
It's an innie.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Not welcome news. Sorry to hear this. I hope you all have more happy days for as long as you can.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Always paving paradise.
I thought they paved paradise to put up a parking lot?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Or hideous multimillion dollar second homes.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Honeysuckles and Happy are two smells that take me back.
6-7 degrees above 30 year average every day between now and October 2nd.
Yes, that is a complaint.
Fun fact: James Bond no longer works for Her Majesty's Secret Service.
Ha! Too soon!Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Cause he dead or she dead or both?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Well, he is fictional...Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Exactly what a good spy wants you to think.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Arrgh, does no one celebrate talk like a gentleman o' fortune day any more?
I have thought about it all day but have not participated, mostly because the only people I've talked to are my dad and the good people who make me tea at the local Caffe Nero.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Sigh, the times arrrre a changin'Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostondevil
Unlike my underwear.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
I’m not thrilled this was the first thing I read on Tuesday morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Why change what you don't wear?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
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Well, a friend, and a graduate from the Class of '95 recently celebrated moving back to Bermuda to work. I'm hoping it is in decent shape when she heads there.
Looks like it is headed for Alabama.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
A relative of mine wrote a book about not wearing underwear for a really long time.
It was self-published.
We ALWAYS screw it up.
So, we should probably only talk about the times where we don't.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Probably correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
grab a Sharpy for me will you?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Hahaha!Quote:
Originally Posted by budwom
As the kids say, I can’t even…Quote:
Originally Posted by budwom
I’m officially Kyrie blah blah blah-ed out. I will not revert to my natural state and just make the odd joke at his expense.
I thought your natural state was rolling around in the grass?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Starting to look like New Brunswick & Nova Scotia are going to take the hit.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
I can do both.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Sure, sure. Meanwhile I'm giggling like a teenager.
You're a more mature giggler than I am, by about a decade.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Still hot here...
Stop, just stop.
Can’t.
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It appears to be addicting...Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
Nose picking or knuckle cracking?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Raining here. We've been getting a fair bit of rain here lately. I wonder if it's helping with the drought. The Charles seemed high a couple of days ago.
Hitting 97 here today, has not been this hot since May.
Strange summer.
Supposed to be a 20+ degree drop between today and tomorrow. I cannot wait!!!
Frickin' Fall, y'all!Quote:
Originally Posted by aimo
Yes...Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
I can feel some posts dripping with...
lil' extra spice?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Sometimes I think too many people around here know that I'm a woman.
I could let things go, but mostly, I'm done being lectured to.
There are a TON of mansplainers here. (Mansplaining is the explanation of something by a man, typically to a woman, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.)...sorry. Couldn't help it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostondevil
You are not the first man to mansplain the meaning of mansplaining to me. The last time, it was a man who I know refers to both of his ex-wives as crazy rhymes with witches (he's now married to his third) who also refers to any female public figures who disagree with him politically as idiots or various kinds of animals. He explained to me how just using the term mansplaining was misandry at its worst.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
In general, I'll let you refer to one ex as crazy. If you have multiple exes and they are all crazy, I won't necessarily say it to your face, but at that point I assume you are the problem.
Cleaning up the Schuylkill today and she’s a dirty dirty river.
Maybe roll around in the grass less?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Sage advice.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Playing hookey this morning to watch USMNT friendly. I can get used to casual Friday mornings.
I love seeing the old Dutch names pop up.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Nashville had two 100 degree days this year ... one in early June and one in late September.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
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The five or so minutes I watched, we were awful.
Multiply that 5 minutes by 9, and you’ve described the first half.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Pulled a lot of weeds and invasives. Sweated hard. Nice and dirty. Sneaking the rare solo lunch and beer.
95 there also?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
A lovely 65. Fall arrived on its first day.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Looks like a hurricane is headed my way. Oh boy…
Supposed to hit you midweek? Just grab a sharpie and redirect it. That’s how weather works.Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernDukie
You've got a few days to prep and the path is still a bit uncertain. How far out on the 'handle are you?Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernDukie
For some people the cone of uncertainty is both very real, and not purely related to meteorological events.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Similarly, the Cone of Shame.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Correct. There is a great Yogi Berra story where he was in elementary school and got 0 answers correct on a test. His teacher quipped: "Yogi. Do you not know anything?" Yogi replied: "No ma'am. I don't even suspect anything." I don't care if its apocryphal.Quote:
Originally Posted by fidel
Between Tampa Bay and Cedar Key. And on the coast. It’s almost a given it will hit somewhere in Florida, but we probably won’t have a good idea of where until Sunday night or Monday. Forecasting has made huge leaps over the last couple of decades, but you never really know exactly where a hurricane is going to come ashore until the final hours.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Hoping for the Cone of Silence in this instance.Quote:
Originally Posted by fidel
Fiona is my favorite girl's name.
If I'd ever had a daughter, however, my husband would have vetoed that name. I suppose it's good that we never had to have that fight.
Not a big Fiona fan. Mostly on associating too strongly w/ Fiona Apple and Princess Fiona.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostondevil
Welcome to the Pleasure Cone?Quote:
Originally Posted by fidel
Oh, from your posts in the 2020 Election thread, I figured you were out in the handle. Years ago, I had grandparents inland in Zephyrhills. Visiting them always meant a slide over to Disney World, so I was good with that.Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernDukie
Well, do we have a contender for OPK's honeymoon's title?
Well, Zeptember is almost over.
Where have Bath and Body Works gel soaps been all my life?
I am a hurricane magnet, academics want to study me (good luck). Be advised I will be in Durham Oct 1 for the UVA game so I can promise you that the hurricane or remnants thereof will be there to greet me. Plan accordinglyQuote:
Originally Posted by SouthernDukie
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Maybe just leave your remains to science?
I have an impending colonoscopy and thus a heightened awareness of things such as this headline which caught my eye.
China Is Planning to Probe Uranus in a Unique New Way"
You can fit 63 earths inside Uranus.Quote:
Originally Posted by camion
And a thumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
If you relax.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Can hear the Duke radio broadcast in my car, but not at home.
Sell your home?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Got a wild hair and ordered a new dishwasher today even though the current one still works (but it's 12 years old and counting). Don't generally do this...I think it's because I know how annoying leaks down into the finished basement can be. Hold my hand.
The Fansville commercials are excellent. They are much better than they used to be.
But I would then need to buy another one. Have you seen what people are asking these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Just wait a few months.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
I ran my new dishwasher for the first time earlier this week - haven't had a working dishwasher in my house since February 2020.Quote:
Originally Posted by budwom
I would rather do any household chore than wash dishes by hand. We had a 2 week stretch during the pandemic when ours died. I was inconsolable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostondevil
Did everyone else in the household secretly take pleasure in the broken dishwasher?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Remove “take” and “in”. Ask again.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
No. They knew is was my own private Trail of Tears.Quote:
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Well, I am heading down your way next weekend. Still too many unknowns.Quote:
Originally Posted by SouthernDukie
Trolling Razorbacks can be fun...
Y'all got Bama tonight. Why are you trolling Razorbacks?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
They were busy trolling Missourah...Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Have they no sadistic tendencies at all?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Ha! My kids definitely do and thought it was funny. Jerks.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
My dog can really clear a room.
She eat a whole bag of popcorn 🍿 like I just did?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Does popcorn give you dog farts?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Does me.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
You give Ymo dog farts?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Through consumption of popcorn. And I HATE popcorn. So this all took a weird turn.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
You started it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
The transitive property?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
The only property with which I’m familiar is the foo bird property.Quote:
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Truly ancient joke.Quote:
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And on to another subject...
I heard it on a canoe trip decades ago. Thought it was the funniest thing I’d ever heard at the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
I had to look it up.
Me too...Quote:
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I did, too. Found the info on a Butler University site.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
I just checked, nope it still didn't go in.Quote:
Originally Posted by DukieInKansas
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ETA - Smilies didn't work for me
I like when Ymo brings the sauce. Well done!Quote:
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I find it soothing - to a point. Two and half years of washing all the dishes? Is enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Any recommendations for an 8 track tape? I never owned any, cassettes were my first dive into recordable/tape media.
Not “Pieces of Eight” by Styx. There is a track change between the a cappella part of “Renegade” and the rest of the song that destroys the flow.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Tell me you party without telling me you party.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
It’s 4:20 in Maui right now.
I have several here that we tried to yard sale a few months ago. No takers. Maureen McGovern, Elvis, Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, and Willie Nelson.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Okay. This made me die laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Glad I could give your Monday a little something extra.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
I LOVE Mondays!!!!! First day of work!Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Pulled a muscle in my neck/back. Fun.
Yeah not great. I did that about 4 months into the pushup thing and struggled to recoverQuote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
That’s a start of a definitely pg song from my Duke days.Quote:
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PG?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
You must have been listening to a heavily edited version.
I never got let into the cool parties at Duke so that checks out.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
Just arrived in the meh state of Indiana.
I’ll be going to the meh state of Ohio Friday.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
I’ll be going to TN next week.
Going to Tuscaloosa this weekend if we don’t get washed away in Georgia.
Where in OH? I’m in CBUS.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Home in time to celebrate Ian?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Outside of Cincy. I lived in Athens for a bit, still have family there. It's a fun, funky college town.Quote:
Originally Posted by fidel
I did.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Now is not a great time to be in Tennessee. With a Top 10 football team...they may be worse than your alma mater.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Are you from Boise? Because that look on your face screams I-da-ho.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Haha!!! Alas. Can't spork.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Edit: Sporked!
The Knee Bone is connected to the Jaw Bone.
I'm off to the dentist with had to take antibiotics to protect my fake knees from the cleaning.:eek:
Sigh, it is only Tuesday.
Does your nose run and your feet smell? I'm not sure you were built properly?Quote:
Originally Posted by camion
This is good.Quote:
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Championship dad joke.Quote:
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Busy Tuesday.
It must suck being a dog and have to wait to be let out to do your business. One of the things I’m thankful for is being able to go potty whenever I damn well please.
Are dogs the only creature on planet earth trained NOT to go to the bathroom when they have to? Suuuuuckkkkkssss!
Some day you will get to the point where your kids wait until the next rest stop.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
By that time, you’re the one who needs them more.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Depends…Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
True but their advantage is they will go wherever they damn well please if you don't do your business. I think you may not fully appreciate the dynamic at work here.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
I got it. Genius.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Made me pee a little.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
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Or these:Quote:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9qsXu34SM
Did you just Mean Girls me? I’ve never been Mean Girls-ed before. Very exciting!Quote:
Originally Posted by Bostondevil
Send her a box of weight loss bars that are actually full of sugar.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Heh heh heh.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
At my new job, I referred to one of their cherished ways of working, which is summarized by an annoying acronym, as "Ooey Pooey" because I couldn't remember the exact letters/pronunciation and that sounded close enough.
So, yeah, fitting right in.
I don't eat weight loss bars, but otherwise, good idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
BD is Red.
(Heathers, anyone?)
Hmmm, I'm not sure, maybe? I'm female and when I was at Duke, still a natural blond, I could go to any party I wanted to except maybe for parties thrown by sororities that I wasn't in, but those were never the cool parties, and I could sometimes go to those too.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Reminds me of a fantastic joke I could never share here. Well played.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
Lame.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
I just had to facilitate the rescheduling of a funeral service planned for this weekend because two 70 year olds (my mother and uncle) couldn’t have a conversation about one of them wanting to reschedule because they were going to miss it on account of Ian. The funeral is for their mother.
Talking. Cannot stress it enough.
Going to bed a little steamed now.
And on to Wednesday...
you can't beat family for disarray and drama (and some other stuff). Grudges, too. Sorry you have to deal with that. I know I have.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Thanks. Feels like shuttle and back channel diplomacy sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by budwom
People are the best!
I've seen stuff dredged up from 70 years ago... on the more recent front, I have an aunt with three kids, they all have nice lives, plenty of money, Auntie last year invited the kids and their kids (her grandchildren) to go on a fancy cruise, and then about a month ahead of time disinvited one of her kids and his wife for reasons that are beyond stupid, something that happened literally 15 years ago... aunt asked me what I thought, told it was a dique move, because it was.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
I hear Del Boca Vista is a mess right now.
Casita Kramerica at Del Boca Vista
https://maps.app.goo.gl/SYp8tNUPsiaBwBth8
Yuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by budwom
Coolio died.
There was a brief moment on Huff Po where Coolio's passing was the lead story above the hurricane.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
We live in strange times.
For just a hot minute we truly were living in a gangster's paradise.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15