She would polish us both off quickly.
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The "My plane boards in 15 minutes so I should stand in the middle of the hall so no one can walk by." thing is strange.
I saw the Lithuanian Basketball team play in the ‘96 Atlanta Olympics. They were stretched for cash, and were partially sponsored by the Grateful Dead:
https://sportshistoryweekly.com/stor...teful-dead,622
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I was wearing one of their tie dyes to a later Olympic event in Athens (soccer), and a group of drunk people around me thought I was Lithuanian. I did not try to dissuade them.
I still have the shirt somewhere . . . .
That’s a great story. It actually started with the ‘92 Games, when Lithuania was a brand-new nation newly independent from the recently collapsed USSR, and the Dead got wind of fundraisers they were holding to pay for their competition expenses.
I went off to read about this very same thing after seeing aimo’s post. 😂
If you’re Russian when you go into the bathroom and you’re Finnish when you leave it, what are you in between?
European.
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Still fits:
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Nobody ever tells you you can work on a nuclear powered futuristic, humanity saving Bond villain science yacht when you grow up.
https://earth300.com/.
Nope. Texas public schools. I do know that clear eyes, full hearts can’t lose but secretly think you should go to an optometrist if you have clear eyes and probably need to lay off the trans fat if you have a full heart.
Maybe it means you “can’t lose” weight because of your poor sight and dietary choices?
Hmmmmmm. I may have just talked myself into something.