Once, when I learned that slugs were hermaphroditic and I wanted to explore my feminine side. It wasn’t as satisfying as I thought. My wife said “Tell me about it”Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
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Once, when I learned that slugs were hermaphroditic and I wanted to explore my feminine side. It wasn’t as satisfying as I thought. My wife said “Tell me about it”Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
You're not sharing the entire story here. It's the fact that you kept yelling: "Eat slugs, Malfoy!" that was the real problem here.Quote:
Originally Posted by CameronBlue
Oddly enough, that too was uttered several times during the week.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Hah hah. I like your style.Quote:
Originally Posted by CameronBlue
This phrase,however, was never heard at OPK's honeymoon.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Not as much magic in that wand as I had thought, it’s a Muggle’s life.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Always fun to see your employer making headlines.
Hmmm, so how did last year go?
The train wreck continues and it's getting even more "wrecky".
What was Einstein‘s definition of insanity again?
I'm partial to Emerson's, "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds."Quote:
Originally Posted by Kdogg
I’ve got a good feeling about the next one though….
Come to Daddy
On an inside straight
Well,I’ve got no chance of losing
This time.
Baby, even the losers
Get lucky sometimes
Just not yet? Hard to keep track.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
Case in point...Duke vs NC State.Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
Ouch, too soon! But I guess that doesn't apply here.Quote:
Originally Posted by PackMan97
Seriously. Quite a spectacle. Hope he doesn’t get his pride hurt easily.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
I made a Pearl Jam reference in a room full of young 30s and late 20s. No one got it. Made me feel old. Didn’t know who Eddie Vedder was.
They can go to hell.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil