The longest thread ever

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

I got a sunburn on my neck yesterday, so I am indeed a red neck at the moment.

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Welcome to the clan! Brother Clem will officiate your induction ceremony.

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Originally Posted by aimo

Welcome to the clan! Brother Clem will officiate your induction ceremony.

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Push-ups, beer, then some cow tipping?

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Originally Posted by aimo

Welcome to the clan! Brother Clem will officiate your induction ceremony.

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Rude. Also true.

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Originally Posted by TruBlu

Push-ups, beer, then some cow tipping?

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“punch it in, Ram”

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

“punch it in, Ram”

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Heathers?

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Originally Posted by aimo

Heathers?

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Ding ding ding!

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Ding ding ding!

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Soooooo many quotes to choose from.

"Great pate, but I'm gonna have to motor if I wanna be ready for that funeral"

“Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs.”

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Originally Posted by TruBlu

Push-ups, beer, then some cow tipping?

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That brings up a question I've had for a long time.


What is the proper amount to tip a cow? 20% doesn't seem like enough to me.

Or do I have my units mixed up? :confused:

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Originally Posted by camion

That brings up a question I've had for a long time.


What is the proper amount to tip a cow? 20% doesn't seem like enough to me.

Or do I have my units mixed up? :confused:

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Hahaha!

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Originally Posted by camion

That brings up a question I've had for a long time.


What is the proper amount to tip a cow? 20% doesn't seem like enough to me.

Or do I have my units mixed up? :confused:

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Gramuity?

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Originally Posted by camion

That brings up a question I've had for a long time.


What is the proper amount to tip a cow? 20% doesn't seem like enough to me.

Or do I have my units mixed up? :confused:

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This is a dangerous question to ask. It is a real stumper as to how to answer this without getting an infraction.

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Originally Posted by TruBlu

This is a dangerous question to ask. It is a real stumper as to how to answer this without getting an infraction.

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I understand. It might be getting close to PPB* territory.




*Pretty Ponderous Bovine

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Originally Posted by TruBlu

This is a dangerous question to ask. It is a real stumper as to how to answer this without getting an infraction.

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The angle of your angus is indeed a touchy subject

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

The angle of your angus is indeed a touchy subject

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Cud it out.

There’s a “tri-tip” joke there somewhere but I don’t have the four stomachs for it.

I hoof to get out of here. The puns are quite the moo-ving experience.

We should be able to milk this a while longer.

Udderly ridiculous.