They should have left you in charge.
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Catching here by way of saying that, sorry, but the Chick-fil-A chicken salad sandwich is distinctly not sanitary, at least not universally. My grandmother contracted a case of food poisoning from one that prompted a bout of vomiting so violent that it tore her esophagus partly from her stomach and she damn near died. She never ate Chick-fil-A again (and is now unrelatedly dead).
I really don't like people.
As a mediocre white guy I feel exceptionally qualified (of course I do) to say this: mediocre white guys have the tendency to over-inflate their importance. And they (we) love to talk about it.