Sent someone home like this two hours ago. Way to go stud, for proving to me you are tough enough to come in to work sick. Now go home, you disease vector.
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Just took some Emergen-C and guzzled down some OJ. Probably doesn't actually work, but won't hurt either. I've also washed my hands 5 times today and took disinfecting wipes to every surface I have touched.
I'm feeling/sounding like Howie Mandel right now...
Serious question — why am I supposed to care or be impressed by the fact that Jeremy spoke in class today?
...they wind up wounded not even dead
I did enjoy watching last night's episode of Friday Night Lights.
So there I was, just minding my business and cruising the PA Turnpike, when I caught the backwash from a driver who sprayed his / her windshield with the squirty stuff. I was well behind, with a car in between us. Since when did they start making pumps that spray the windshield with enough force to go over a car and hit the one behind it?
And also, it seems like more and more truck drivers like to run in the left lane, no matter how fast (or slow) they're going or how wide open the right hand lane is. Fine. Make me pass you on the right, you jagoff. The old Sienna, a.k.a. "The Emasculator", is more than up to the task.
And yes, my yard is immaculate. Stay off of it.