The longest thread ever

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

How many posts will it get?

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At least 4.

The man under the stairs was peak Chris Elliott.

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Originally Posted by budwom

yeah, they're big and they can fly very well for short distances, though their aim can be suspect.

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People are routinely surprised when they see flying turkeys.

I always say that watching flying turkeys is kinda like a watching a fat guy run. They get the job done, but it ain't pretty.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

People are routinely surprised when they see flying turkeys.

I always say that watching flying turkeys is kinda like a watching a fat guy run. They get the job done, but it ain't pretty.

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yeah, years ago I saw a huge flock fly out of sight from me, had not realized how far they could fly. Googleage tells me they can fly for up to one mile but most times they just need a 100 yard maximum burst...

What are we going to talk about at Thanksgiving? Mashed potatoes?

Canadian Thanksgiving is only 11 days away so better be seeking out a turkey, eh?

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Originally Posted by budwom

Canadian Thanksgiving is only 11 days away so better be seeking out a turkey, eh?

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What happens at Canadian thanksgiving?

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

What happens at Canadian thanksgiving?

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Everyone apologizes because they feel bad about how something turned out even though they had little to no influence on the outcome?

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

Everyone apologizes because they feel bad about how something turned out even though they had little to no influence on the outcome?

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They vie to see who gets to be the person to hold the door open for the group. The "Canadian standoff" as it were.

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

What happens at Canadian thanksgiving?

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

Everyone apologizes because they feel bad about how something turned out even though they had little to no influence on the outcome?

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

They vie to see who gets to be the person to hold the door open for the group. The "Canadian standoff" as it were.

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Y’all make fun of them all you want. I want a clean slate when I apply for an extended visa after the election if it goes wrong.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Y’all make fun of them all you want. I want a clean slate when I apply for an extended visa after the election if it goes wrong.

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Residency by Investment. They ask fewer questions after the check clears.

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

Everyone apologizes because they feel bad about how something turned out even though they had little to no influence on the outcome?

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Apologizes for the Turkey or murdering the people?

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Y’all make fun of them all you want. I want a clean slate when I apply for an extended visa after the election if it goes wrong.

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So, you won't tell them about your jaunts down to Juarez?

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Apologizes for the Turkey or murdering the people?

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Both?

Either?

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Originally Posted by Kdogg

Residency by Investment. They ask fewer questions after the check clears.

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There's Maple Match. Love means never having to say you're sorry, unless you're Canadian I guess. :)

It's a good day to live on high ground.

Cocaine Bear

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

So, you won't tell them about your jaunts down to Juarez?

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Most statutes of limitation have run, and the infection is in remission. Gotta admit, though, I intend to use the hell out of that free medical care.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Most statutes of limitation have run, and the infection is in remission. Gotta admit, though, I intend to use the hell out of that free medical care.

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Or die trying…..

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Originally Posted by Kdogg

Or die trying…..

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Is that free, too?

Man, what a country they’ve got up there.