Which further motivates the gelatinous stuff.
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I guess no one else is considering Back in Black for their one album are they?
I’ve got a PPB beef. At the moment, I do miss the PPB.
“ I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle.”
— Mitch Hedberg
(since grad_devil has been carrying most of the weight on this source)
“ A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap.”
— Mitch Hedberg
Online theater is tough to do and, I'll be honest, tough to enjoy. It's not the same. That said, theaters are trying stuff. I helped with a thing. I didn't do a whole lot but I did a little (some of the writing). The show runs this weekend online. Tickets are CHEAP. If you want to try something different, give it a whirl.
Here's the link for tickets (everyone in the house can watch for the price of one ticket) - http://www.theatretogo.com/ttg/
I guarantee at least one laugh.
Here's a sample of what I think was my best rhyme contribution (although I'm not sure if it made the final cut of the script):
What's this? I need a box to store it in
with her pills - hydroxychloroquine
I have combined your favorite music video, Rump Shaker, with your favorite meat. Observe, please:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmRUgfkvnbg
I see where you were going with this and it would probably be humorous if this weren't such a serious subject. The greatest video of all time, and therefore my favorite video is "Pumps and a bump" by MC Hammer. OBVIOUSLY this is not up for debate.
Watch "Hammer - Pumps & A Bump [Music Video]" on YouTube
https://youtu.be/GD_qTRDbXno