The longest thread ever

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

Ageeed. So then they become just ok cookies. And I used to love animal crackers.

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I have a sneaking suspicion that they're about to feature more prominently in my life in the coming few years...

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Originally Posted by wilson

I have a sneaking suspicion that they're about to feature more prominently in my life in the coming few years...

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Cheerios will be your new best friend.

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Originally Posted by aimo

Cheerios will be your new best friend.

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Correct. With my son we could take him to a restaurant for 2-3 hours. As long as we had 2-3 hours worth of food. He would eat crackers and cheerios the entire time.

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

Correct. With my son we could take him to a restaurant for 2-3 hours. As long as we had 2-3 hours worth of food. He would eat crackers and cheerios the entire time.

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Similarly, I gotta be able to endure until the next gas stop, because can't stop won't stop that adventure life.

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Originally Posted by wilson

Similarly, I gotta be able to endure until the next gas stop, because can't stop won't stop that adventure life.

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We're gonna strap them kids in
Give 'em a little bit o' Benadryl
And a Cherry Coke, we're goin' to Oklahoma
Gonna have us a time

Have us a time

An unforeseen consequence of having children is my dog pooping a lot more than he used to.

Do they still make cinnamon Teddy Grahams? I could go for some of those.

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Originally Posted by missfinch

Do they still make cinnamon Teddy Grahams? I could go for some of those.

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Walmart. And, yes, they rock.

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Originally Posted by missfinch

Do they still make cinnamon Teddy Grahams? I could go for some of those.

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Originally Posted by aimo

Walmart. And, yes, they rock.

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We share sophisticated tastes, including shopping experiences.

Tomorrow is Field Day. The turning of another year, the chance to have fun with the kids and hang out with my colleagues on a glorious spring day, the harbinger of soon-to-arrive summer.
It never gets old.

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

Animal Crackers are the best crackers.

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Am I the only one who feels somewhat conflicted about the appropriate way to eat Animal Crackers?

Is it best to eat each one whole? If not, do you bite the head off first or do you begin by nibbling away at the extremities?

Also, are there certain animals which should be eaten first and others which should be spared until as late as possible?

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Originally Posted by House P

Am I the only one who feels somewhat conflicted about the appropriate way to eat Animal Crackers?

Is it best to eat each one whole? If not, do you bite the head off first or do you begin by nibbling away at the extremities?

Also, are there certain animals which should be eaten first and others which should be spared until as late as possible?

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Extremities first, the lengthier the better. So like an elephant's trunk is getting straight CHOMPED.
The plumper, less gangly ones, like say...a hippo...generally in one fell munch.
Save the animals I like most for last. Looking at you, giraffe. Sorry, bud.

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Originally Posted by missfinch

Do they still make cinnamon Teddy Grahams? I could go for some of those.

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Yes they do. They also still have the honey. We had a rotation of Cheerios, Gold Fish, Animal Crackers, and Veggie Sticks.

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Originally Posted by House P

Am I the only one who feels somewhat conflicted about the appropriate way to eat Animal Crackers?

Is it best to eat each one whole? If not, do you bite the head off first or do you begin by nibbling away at the extremities?

Also, are there certain animals which should be eaten first and others which should be spared until as late as possible?

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Bite the head off. Why prolong their suffering?

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Originally Posted by missfinch

We share sophisticated tastes, including shopping experiences.

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If you scoop crunchy peanut butter with them, then we are kindred spirits!

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Originally Posted by Kdogg

Bite the head off. Why prolong their suffering?

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Nope. Start at the bottom and make them watch.

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Originally Posted by aimo

If you scoop crunchy peanut butter with them, then we are kindred spirits!

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Haven’t tried it, but that could happen!

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Originally Posted by aimo

If you scoop crunchy peanut butter with them, then we are kindred spirits!

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I scoop crunchy peanut butter like I scoop my pudding — three fingers.

I scoop smooth peanut butter like I scoop my cat’s litter box — straight into the trash.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

I scoop crunchy peanut butter like I scoop my pudding — three fingers.

I scoop smooth peanut butter like I scoop my cat’s litter box — straight into the trash.

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I think I saw a commercial about you recently.

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Originally Posted by Phredd3

Nice! What games do you play?

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Self-quoting just to emphasize that this is what happens when you don't click the picture and don't have your glasses on when you post.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

I scoop crunchy peanut butter like I scoop my pudding — three fingers.

I scoop smooth peanut butter like I scoop my cat’s litter box — straight into the trash.

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Hah hah. Eeewwwwwww.