Hips don’t lie. Tax returns apparently do though.
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Hips don’t lie. Tax returns apparently do though.
Well, those Royals sure know how to have a good time.
Good thing Brittney Griner wasn’t doing anything serious, like speeding in a construction zone without wearing a seatbelt.
(emptying out my notebook for the weekend before heading to T-Town)
Car update. It was found while I was in Europe speaking at a conference and touring around afterwards. I have spent four nights in my bed since June 26th so it has been hard to line up repairs because they wrecked it. Finally found a place and dropping it off now. They basically just rode around in my car and smoked weed and wrecked it. If they had just asked me nicely I would have given them a ride for the contact buzz.
I did not win MegaMillions. Disappointed...
My favorite mom joke that I told my kids all the time when they were growing up - the odds of winning the lottery are slightly better if you buy a ticket.
I think my hips lie. On the dance floor they look like they're made of liquid rather than bone.