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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

There was a time when Americans traveling overseas would sometimes wear Canadian flags to avoid blowback from locals, depending on what country you were in.

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I definitely don't wear an American flag or anything signifying I am American when I travel. I don't own anything overtly "patriotic" (that word has been stolen somehow). I even have some Canadian t shirts and sweatshirts. But I do introduce myself as American when traveling.

My best joke when I travel to Canada: "First off I would like to apologize for the political state of affairs in my country. I know we make y'all (this is important to add...Canadians like southern accents) feel like you live in a wonderful apartment perched right above a meth lab".

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Originally Posted by budwom

Potatoes and oysters. No moose

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LOTS of potatoes

Also jellyfish

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Originally Posted by Tappan Zee Devil

LOTS of potatoes

Also jellyfish

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I can comfortably say I will eat no potatoes and encounter 0 jellyfish.

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

I can comfortably say I will eat no potatoes and encounter 0 jellyfish.

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I think what they are really suggesting is that you should drink a lot of this:

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Ride a moose!

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A Møøse once bit my sister.

-jk

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Originally Posted by -jk

A Møøse once bit my sister.

-jk

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She had it coming?

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Originally Posted by -jk

A Møøse once bit my sister.

-jk

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Those responsible have been sacked

Friends and family had a baby shower for us today. It’s a powerful experience to look around a space and, no matter where you cast your eye, say to yourself, “Wow! I really love that person.”
We’re now absurdly well provisioned and not entirely sure what we’ve done to inspire so much love.
Life’s good and my heart is full.

Also y’all will presumably appreciate this gift.
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Originally Posted by wilson

Friends and family had a baby shower for us today. It’s a powerful experience to look around a space and, no matter where you cast your eye, say to yourself, “Wow! I really love that person.”
We’re now absurdly well provisioned and not entirely sure what we’ve done to inspire so much love.
Life’s good and my heart is full.

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Fantastic!

Tonight we fixed bacon, egg, avocado, and cheese toast (with potatoes on the side). At one point in the meal my wife, who takes medication that among other things reduces her appetite, put her fork down and said "That's it, I'm leaving bacon on the table." I told her I did not understand the words coming out of her mouth.

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Originally Posted by -jk

A Møøse once bit my sister.

-jk

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Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

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Originally Posted by 75Crazie

Tonight we fixed bacon, egg, avocado, and cheese toast (with potatoes on the side). At one point in the meal my wife, who takes medication that among other things reduces her appetite, put her fork down and said "That's it, I'm leaving bacon on the table." I told her I did not understand the words coming out of her mouth.

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Cut her loose.

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Originally Posted by wilson

Friends and family had a baby shower for us today. It’s a powerful experience to look around a space and, no matter where you cast your eye, say to yourself, “Wow! I really love that person.”
We’re now absurdly well provisioned and not entirely sure what we’ve done to inspire so much love.
Life’s good and my heart is full.

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You are truly blessed.

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Originally Posted by wilson

Also y’all will presumably appreciate this gift.
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Hah hah, love it!

I got the reel mower out yesterday. Took over two hours to mow half the lawn. Rest will be mowed today.

Chalk it up to youth or me not being the sharpest tool in the shed, but it took me a while to realize that God bless it didn't mean things were going well.

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

I got the reel mower out yesterday. Took over two hours to mow half the lawn. Rest will be mowed today.

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Wow. How long does it take with the fake mower?

day three of mega mulching begins. first lawnmowing tomorrow. Very exciting times.

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Originally Posted by budwom

day three of mega mulching begins. first lawnmowing tomorrow. Very exciting times.

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We mulched half one a few weeks ago but just getting to half two today.