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Why do I like to punish myself with spicy food? I like it hot. Hurts so good!

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Why do I like to punish myself with spicy food? I like it hot. Hurts so good!

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Same! Love spicy food!

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Why do I like to punish myself with spicy food? I like it hot. Hurts so good!

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Try eating it. Hitting yourself with a smoked kielbasa is apt to leave a mark. One of you is being unnecessarily abused.

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Originally Posted by CameronBlue

Try eating it. Hitting yourself with a smoked kielbasa is apt to leave a mark. One of you is being unnecessarily abused.

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I'm being necessarily abused.

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Originally Posted by budwom

I would say that a Yankee relative, found primarily in Eastern Pennsylvania and Delaware is scrapple

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I’d say my yankee relatives are scrapple too.

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Originally Posted by CameronBlue

Try eating it. Hitting yourself with a smoked kielbasa is apt to leave a mark. One of you is being unnecessarily abused.

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Self flagellation with kielbasa? I never sau-sage a thing!

So, I try to avoid certain subjects, so will only say this. The gentleman from Memphis is an orator, the quality of which I haven't heard in decades.

They killed a pretty good orator there once. Sorry it’s just that I find today’s news. Very depressing. Too bad we have to steer clear of the topic I would be interested in hearing opinions of people here on where folks think this is all going to wind up. Court doesn’t seem as likely as it did back in the civil rights era.

I'm uncertain why people send me things in the mail. Don't they realize it is just going to collect dust for a few months before it gets thrown out?

I deserved that

What is the national meat of Hawaii, SPAM, made of? I enjoy it, but never bothered to check.

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Originally Posted by YmoBeThere

What is the national meat of Hawaii, SPAM, made of? I enjoy it, but never bothered to check.

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pork

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Originally Posted by Bostondevil

pork

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Pork shoulder and pork ham, specifically.

Salt, sugar. Not much else.

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Pork shoulder and pork ham, specifically.

Salt, sugar. Not much else.

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You didn't ask for it, but here's a SPAM Documentary anyway.

Ironically developed to spur sales of pork shoulder which as we know is a cut often used for barbecue.

We're knights of the round table
We dance when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

We're knights of the round table
We dance when e're we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impecc-able
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam alot

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I’ll get in trouble for that.

My daughter just flew into town and my ex drove in today as well. I'm just getting off a plane and we are all going to dinner. We get along so incredibly well. She has a serious boyfriend and I have a serious girlfriend. That dude is tall and has hair. I'm not crazy about that but it's okay.

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

My daughter just flew into town and my ex drove in today as well. I'm just getting off a plane and we are all going to dinner. We get along so incredibly well. She has a serious boyfriend and I have a serious girlfriend. That dude is tall and has hair. I'm not crazy about that but it's okay.

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What's the dinner spot?