The longest thread ever

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

Oh yes. Just massively peeved.

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Then . . . Are you okay?

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Then . . . Are you okay?

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Well, I'm not covered in turkey poo.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

Well, I'm not covered in turkey poo.

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If that’s your baseline, then I’m glad you’re okay.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

If that’s your baseline, then I’m glad you’re okay.

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Baseline for some, apex for others. Of course, I got that snood fever.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

If that’s your baseline, then I’m glad you’re okay.

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When you live in WNC, have several flocks of turkeys in your neighborhood, and have tall oak trees along your driveway - turkey poo is just part of life.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

When you live in WNC, have several flocks of turkeys in your neighborhood, and have tall oak trees along your driveway - turkey poo is just part of life.

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No turkey poo where I live, just a lot of goose scat on the sidewalks. :eek:

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

When you live in WNC, have several flocks of turkeys in your neighborhood, and have tall oak trees along your driveway - turkey poo is just part of life.

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Now I know why Clem hates turkey. It’s not the taste — it’s the total experience.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

What sort of day am I having?

Glad you asked.

I worked 12 hours and my wife got rear ended about 15 times in a malfunctioning car wash.

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Oh Lord! She ok?!?!

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Now I know why Clem hates turkey. It’s not the taste — it’s the total experience.

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Actually, it would make me want turkey for every meal...

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

What sort of day am I having?

Glad you asked.

I worked 12 hours and my wife got rear ended about 15 times in a malfunctioning car wash.

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Just reading this now, and hoping that today goes a whole lot better for you both!

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

When you live in WNC, have several flocks of turkeys in your neighborhood, and have tall oak trees along your driveway - turkey poo is just part of life.

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Fling yours right back and yell, “gobble, gobble mother effer”!

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Fling yours right back and yell, “gobble, gobble mother effer”!

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Speaking of poo, when those Turks drop thirty feet out of a tree they scare the poo out of me. Big fellas they are

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Originally Posted by budwom

Speaking of poo, when those Turks drop thirty feet out of a tree they scare the poo out of me. Big fellas they are

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A wild turkey crashed into the office window of a co-employee around the corner from me. He said it scared the poo out of him. It did not survive.

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Originally Posted by aimo

A wild turkey crashed into the office window of a co-employee around the corner from me. He said it scared the poo out of him. It did not survive.

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yeah, they're big and they can fly very well for short distances, though their aim can be suspect.

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Originally Posted by budwom

yeah, they're big and they can fly very well for short distances, though their aim can be suspect.

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So maybe Mr. Carlson was half right???

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Originally Posted by budwom

yeah, they're big and they can fly very well for short distances, though their aim can be suspect.

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They're harder to shoot when they're flying, but easier than a duck.

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Originally Posted by aimo

So maybe Mr. Carlson was half right???

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As God is my witness.

(Spork worthy!)

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Originally Posted by aimo

So maybe Mr. Carlson was half right???

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Originally Posted by Bostondevil

As God is my witness.

(Spork worthy!)

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Haha I was waiting for this!

I’m thinking about starting a Chris Elliott appreciation thread. Topical? No. Needed? Yes.

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

I’m thinking about starting a Chris Elliott appreciation thread. Topical? No. Needed? Yes.

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How many posts will it get?