I kinda wish I lived closer to OPK.
Don't worry, OPK, I love being close to my family here too much to move.
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I kinda wish I lived closer to OPK.
Don't worry, OPK, I love being close to my family here too much to move.
This is the best moment of my life. And I have children. I have always wanted to compile a meat power ranking. I am going to think way too much about this. Be prepared for this. I'm long-winded about everything, but this is the most important thing I have ever done, and I have intubated well over 2000 babies.
First, I am somewhat torn for the number one food. I can't decide whether the zenith of a particular meat's deliciousness should outweigh the entire body of work. I have crowdsourced this with my meat-a-tarian friends.
Beef has to be #1 after our discussions. Granted it's not as versatile as pork, but the highest highs of brisket, tenderloin, ribeye and just a great burger make it better than pork. Again, I am not going to break this down by most craveable food product (turkey would NEVER make that list and it is a LOOOOOONG list), I am going to approach each specific subset of meat on its own accord. Also, and perhaps this goes against meat orthodoxy, but I am going to delineate Seafood into two groups. Swimmers versus bottom dwellers. While they both inhabit the same ecosystem, I think the individual merits of each and their vast differences warrant such a delineation.
1. Beef (explained above)
2. Pork (pigs are simply a delicious animal. And you can eat the entire damn thing. I would argue that no bite of pork is ever below a 7.5 on a scale of 1-10. Frankly I am shocked pigs aren't extinct because they are so tasty. Somehow supply keeps up with demand.)
3. Fish ( mild upset but sushi, sashimi, fried, pan seared, blackened... the sheer volume and versatility of fish pushes this into top three)
4. Duck ( the best duck can be somewhat pork derivative, but it is an absolutely delectable meat)
5. Aquatic shelled animals and bottom dwellers (Lobster, oysters, clams, crab...lots to love)
6. Chicken ( a versatile food but it isn't as delicious as any of the above listings, even in its best form. Let's all agree that the only parts of a chicken worth eating are dark meat. People who like white meat should be judged, and harshly. I'm not above suggesting they should be placed in a Shirley Jackson style Lottery so we can thin out their ranks a bit.)
7. Lamb (I have been on a lamb kick recently. I find it to be delicious, but it can be a bit gamey and is very much dependent upon sauce and/or preparation)
8. Think of another meat and insert in this spot. I don't care what it is. It's better than turkey.
9. turkey ( I can't even bring myself to capitalize it. It's just not very good. Or rather it's never any better than fine. I can't even muster up hatred for it. It's just okay and not worthy of me caring about it too much. People eat it on Thanksgiving because that's what they've always done. That mess is Nostalgia. Eat a better meat. Someone is going to think that I haven't tried theirs or some such nonsense. Turkey is only palatable when paired with stuffing and cranberries. You want to know why? Cause they mask the deficiencies. What you like is stuffing and cranberries. This is not up for debate.)
“fish” is highly variable — that really had a number of sub-categories that are very distinct.
Venison tenderloin is #1 in my book. N.Y Strip Steak #2, medium-rare with a baked potato and butter (only).
I agree. Feel quite good about it as a matter of fact. OPK brings up something that those of us in the carnivore camp call "the fish conundrum". I was simply unsure how to proceed with this group. This is the most varied group and it really is a disservice to classify under one heading. Hence the lofty perch (pun intended) of this delightful group.
Perch, crappie and bass are the main fishing targets in the river near my house. Big stripers up at the Lake, but I don’t fish for them often.
Yes. I think this is good advice. I have figured out a couple of things about fishing. It is fun to catch any fish, it doesn't matter what size it is. Fishing has always been about relationships for me. I hate golf. So this is the boring thing that I get to do to build relationships. Growing up it was my buddies but now it's with my son. But it has always been about relationships. And I'm not going to win any awards for cleaning fish. I might as well just purchase it.
I remember back in the 80s, they stocked a local stream near us in Carlisle, PA. I was 12 or so at the time. I remember being tasked with gutting my own fish. That did put a damper on the number of fish I caught.
Best beans to use for chili?
You've come to the right place. I like using black beans and kidney beans. I think it's also fine to you Great Northern and pintos. To give your chili a bit of Texas Flair, include a hint of apple cider vinegar. And I say that as someone who isn't from Texas, has never eaten chili in Texas, and is completely unqualified to make this statement. Yet, I stand by it and fervently believe what I stated about apple cider vinegar.
Surprise snow overnight it seems.
Sunrise in the snow from my bedroom window this morning.
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turkey sausage > turkey bacon. But that's a given I assume.
I'm an extra medium.
*redacted
Rats. I missed it!
Turkey clearly is low on the meat scale, but there's some flat-out craziness here.
Turkey sausage is good and good turkey sausage is worth hunting out.
Turkey hot dogs taste the same as other hot dogs (basically, boiled Spam with crap piled on top to give flavor).
Deli turkey is a staple of American life.
Roast turkey is an American tradition at holidays.
Ben Franklin wanted to make the turkey the national bird.
So I'm not sure why some of y'all hate America. But this aggression will not stand, man. OPK does not abide.
Not to mention they've got snoods!!!
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As someone who had thirty turkeys in my yard last week, I'm getting a real kick...
Turkeys are fun to watch. They have very complex social systems. Baby turkeys are adorable- little feathered tennis balls. Turkey hierarchy battles are absolutely brutal - the males frequently will fight and do one another serious damage.
It's better than 95% of things on television. With at least one notable exception...
I used to see a lot of turkeys at the apartment complex I lived at in the North Shore area of Boston. That was over a decade ago.
Everybody was Kung-fu fighting.
Last night, I had the noodle dream.
Is that anything like the Noodle Incident?
https://calvinandhobbes.fandom.com/wiki/Noodle_Incident
When I was at Duke in the mid-80's, I recall The Chronicle having four cartoons. IIRC three of them were Peanuts, Calvin & Hobbes, and The Far Side. All are long since gone except in repeat syndication.
(Don't recall the fourth -- anyone? Am I misremembering? Maybe Doonsebury which went away and now is back -- Gary Trudeau was the commencement speaker in '88).
I thought Sunday was fitting and hilarious.
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The Presidential thread never moved again. Next day, as the inauguration platform was being taken apart and the decorations were being loaded into vans and the entertainers were packing up their belongings and driving away in their trailers, the Presidential thread died. The Capitol Grounds were soon forlorn. The infield was littered with bottles and trash. Nobody, of the hundreds of people what had visited the National Mall, knew that a Presidential thread had played the most important part of all. No one was with the thread when it died.
cocktail hour today: french champagne and crunchy cheetos...i'm the guy with the orange mouth and nose
Enjoying some fresh tabbouleh salad with spicy shawarma chicken for lunch from a restaurant on the corner. Some nice warm pita on the side.
What a glorious sunny day here. Wish I was not at the office.
Overcast with a bit of rain here.
Soooo... uh... what’s everyone up to?
*looks around aimlessly*
There's a hole in my life. I don't know how to feel about events today or what to be outraged by!
Mtn., I don't believe that for a second. You're young, healthy, good-looking and strong. Sun is shining and it's a beautiful day regardless of any political goings on.
Time for some folks to embrace what they have wished for, and time for the rest to take care of themselves.
It is neither the end of the world nor the beginning. This too shall ALL pass.
Was tongue in cheek.
Well, since there's nowhere else to put this, I will leave this link to the amazing Inaugural Poet.
My wife's BFF Shanthi is joining the Biden administration. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...w/80364475.cms
Awesome! Congratulations! One of my best friends from high school (and a Duke grad who used to hang out with me while I was at UNC) is in the Human Rights field. I assume that is a small circle and they might presumably know each other. I am actually steering ClemmonsDaughter in that direction.
Jon Bon Jovi should not sing Here Comes the Sun ever again.
show me the way to go home
One of my recent students took his own life last weekend. Utterly heartbreaking.
Check on your people, even if they "seem fine."
Getting back to normal will take some adjustment.
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
It is still on the first page...
eight degrees, stiff wind, our heroic trekker heads out with his trusty canine Holly. Spatchcock dinner looms
I am deathly allergic to dogs and not really a dog lover other than the occasional wonderful and gentle animal here and there. I was bitten by a dog as a child and I'm naturally a touch afraid of them. Oh, and I am also a coward. You can't discount that part. But I think I would enjoy having a dog to hike with and one that would ride in the back of my truck. And I don't have a truck, but I would get one if I had a dog.
Sorry to hear that...I know others who were seriously attacked by dogs as kids, just not a good thing. This is one reason why we've had Labradors for the past 35 years, always cordial, never worry about them nipping someone.
But yes, Holly has been a serious MVP candidate during the pandemic, we walk 5-6 miles minimum every day, have occasional (distanced) play dates with other labs. Helps keep me as close to sane as I'm likely to get...and yes, she loves riding in the car, though we rarely go far these days...
We figured out a long time ago when we took the family to Disney and stayed at a value resort which was classified as "no frills", that we were a family which prizes frills. There wasn't shampoo and conditioner, they were combined into a concoction which I refer to as shonditioner. And also there were no fitted sheets (such a strange cost cutting measure), only tucked in top sheets. Still had a great time but we recognized are not rugged survivalists
I’m the same way around horses. Anxious, that is. They know it, too.
Figure I could get comfortable around them but it would take some time and regular exposure.
We have a dog that, despite lots of time and money invested in training, can react pretty aggressively to strangers - human and canine. Definitely has made us more appreciative of having a yard and places to walk with good leash law enforcement.
I find meditating at halftime helps.
Frankly, disgusted. Yep, that's what I am.
Tired and disgusted. Early to bed for weezie.
I find people's reactions and perspectives so unbelievably fascinating. I am enjoying this season so much. Like I enjoyed the national championship seasons and the seasons with no national championship so much. And I realize I am the weirdo here. I am talking most of my Duke fan friends off the ledge via text.
managing expectations is key.
Probably. I just never have any. I don't know how I got to be like this and I recognize that it is strange. I think of sports like I think of music, television shows and movies. They aren't mine. A TV show is made by the director, producers and actors. It is their show and not mine. Where I come into play is the choice of consumption. I get to choose to interact with this show or not and whether or not I like it is irrelevant. Because the show is not mine. So when people complain about the ending of Seinfeld, The Sopranos or Game of Thrones my initial thought is to be surprised. The show exists and your interaction with it is your choice. But you have no ownership. So your thoughts or feelings on it are irrelevant. Sports is that way to me. I choose to follow this program and have no ownership or responsibility here. I have never met anyone else who thinks of it this way. I don't know what makes me so crazy. By writing this down I think I have increased the chances that I will be tagged and studied to find out what is wrong with me.
What's funny is in all of those situations where expectations are an issue, the common denominator is always going to be you. So for the most part, I think this is good advice across the board. One of the many things I say to people who work in NICUs is if you can't manage the baby, manage your expectations.
I have a fantastic thought experiment! So you go to this barbecue restaurant that is literally the greatest barbecue restaurant on the planet. Every meat is the perfect iteration of your conception of the perfect bite of meat. So your choices are brisket, pulled pork, hot guts sausage, barbecued chicken, smoked turkey, ribs. You get to choose three items. I am taking brisket, pulled pork and hot guts. I think it is rational for someone to choose chicken, turkey or ribs as their tertiary meat. I would judge that person for choosing any of those first and I could reasonably see someone choosing one of them as their secondary meat, but I would still judge that person and not necessarily want to be friends with them.
Pickled snood.
FWIW, when you google 'pickled snood', this comes up. Best I can tell, it's a managing expectations mask.
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This is the look I see on someone's face when I am giving a lecture where there is a mathematical or anatomical/ physiological argument to be made and the person doesn't agree and then asks for evidence via a randomized controlled trial. Which I have come to think of as the Godwin's Law of Medicine. RCTs are the gold standard of Medicine, but you simply can't study every single thing that is going to happen. So using this particular hand grenade is what you do to end the conversation when you don't want to change your practice even when there are issues.
You lost me at hot guts...
Brisket, pulled pork, sure.
Sausage over ribs? Not that clear to me because sausage can be so varied.
I guess in your hypothetical (“Perfect iteration of your concept” I guess so. But in reality with the wide variety of sausage quality and spice, you probably need some sort of, I dunno, randomized controlled trial to determine.
It is weird I have no deep thoughts about sports, movies, music or television but would cut someone's throat over meat.
I can accept this. Pork is delicious. The brisket/pork ascendancy conundrum is a worthy conversation. This article on Charleston suddenly becoming a Mecca for BBQ lovers (read: everyone) is fantastic.
https://www.theringer.com/2017/8/22/...south-carolina
Kyra Sedgwick's character in The Closer is the first one that really made me want to hit her. I also stopped watching Law & Order: SVU because of the Benson character.
Other programs have fallen by the wayside - often due to time. Stopped watching NCIS - LA for about 2 years due to time issues but have started watching it again. Occasionally, I find a missed episode on re-runs to watch.
Delicious. Just delicious.
I got pretty ticked at McNulty in the final season of The Wire. Andy Bernard's character in The Office went way down the comedic hill the last few seasons. Nancy Botwin in Weeds was somewhat sympathetic and interesting for a few seasons, then they wrote her into self-destructive bad choices oblivion. Ugh, Lost.
There isn't much on TV that I can watch. But then I've always preferred the 30 minute sit com...
Miley C. version:
https://youtu.be/u9TrCN9S9zE
Must be Monday - emergency dental visit.
Budweiser not running Super Bowl ads this year. Neither are Coke and Pepsi.
https://abc11.com/business/budweiser...years/9997549/
Yeah, yeah, I missed that one, badly. But, in my defense, I am supposed to be working right now.
I once ate at Outback, where there was some deal that included "free beer" with meal. It only included Bud Light. Or a free Coke if you didn't want beer. I told the waiter I'd take Coke, b/c I'd probably get a bigger buzz off of it.
maybe I should say I intentionally left that one hanging for OPK to slam dunk.
We went on a winery tour around our area with some friends. Hired a driver and everything. My buddies wanted to grab beer and I handed them a $20 assuming they could handle the responsibility while I visited the facilities. They came back with a case of Bud Light. I drank none of the beer I paid for, and sat in silent judgment for the rest of the trip.
You know we were ill behaved in the POTUS thread if Bostondevil is so disgusted by us right now she isn't posting in her own thread. I feel like we should buy her a nice fern or something.