The longest thread ever

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Originally Posted by budwom

found myself (via some odd circumstances) walking the dog down the driveway early this morning to fetch the newspaper (there are still papers, barely) wearing socks and sandals. My wife said she thought there was a Frenchman on the driveway!
Alors!

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And nothing but socks and sandals? Sacre Bleu!

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

And nothing but socks and sandals? Sacre Bleu!

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i like to toss a bone to the neighbors once in a while...

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Originally Posted by budwom

i like to toss a bone to the neighbors once in a while...

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Low hanging fruit?

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

Low hanging fruit?

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Bud is an older gentleman, IIRC. Comes with the territory.

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

Bud is an older gentleman, IIRC. Comes with the territory.

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Thanks for picking up on that.

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

Thanks for picking up on that.

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Anything I can do to bring more disrepute to DBR!

And don’t get me started on the YMCA locker room about mid-morning. Blow dryers should NOT be used for some things!

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

Also I have really short hair but I'm ugly as a bowling shoe.

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My bowling shoes are actually cool-looking. Yes, I have my own bowling shoes. Haven't worn them in years, but I have them if necessary. I hate the smell of lysol.

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Originally Posted by aimo

My bowling shoes are actually cool-looking. Yes, I have my own bowling shoes. Haven't worn them in years, but I have them if necessary. I hate the smell of lysol.

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Yeah. Well I don't look like those.

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

I glossed over the parentheses and wondered about newspapers wearing socks.

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“All the news that’s fit to cover”

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

“All the news that’s fit to cover”

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Top tier!

Last day of SCHOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!
Can confirm: it’s just as awesome when you’re nearly 40 as it was when you were like 8.

meanwhile I trotted out to the puckerbrush area to deliver a meal of Entenmanns assorted donuts to the bears and raccoons who will be delighted!

As You Like It opens a week from tomorrow and we are not ready. That said, it won't be a complete disaster but there are issues, issues that I cannot fix without making everyone miserable and losing a friend or two, so, on we go, imperfectly. I hope the theater gods smile on us.

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Originally Posted by budwom

meanwhile I trotted out to the puckerbrush area to deliver a meal of Entenmanns assorted donuts to the bears and raccoons who will be delighted!

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You and your neighbors have had a really big day.

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Originally Posted by Bostondevil

As You Like It opens a week from tomorrow and we are not ready. That said, it won't be a complete disaster but there are issues, issues that I cannot fix without making everyone miserable and losing a friend or two, so, on we go, imperfectly. I hope the theater gods smile on us.

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What are the things that you would like to fix? This is intriguing.

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Originally Posted by Bostondevil

As You Like It opens a week from tomorrow and we are not ready. That said, it won't be a complete disaster but there are issues, issues that I cannot fix without making everyone miserable and losing a friend or two, so, on we go, imperfectly. I hope the theater gods smile on us.

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are you in charge?

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Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil

You and your neighbors have had a really big day.

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it's really slow here in the winter, but in the warm months this place really rollicks.

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Originally Posted by budwom

it's really slow here in the winter, but in the warm months this place really rollicks.

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So it seems. I'm looking for property up there as we speak.

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Originally Posted by wilson

Last day of SCHOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!
Can confirm: it’s just as awesome when you’re nearly 40 as it was when you were like 8.

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The difference is when you are 8, you are the monkey. Then you are 40, you are letting the monkeys out.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

The difference is when you are 8, you are the monkey. Then you are 40, you are letting the monkeys out.

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Maybe the thing I like most about Wilson is this isn't entirely true about him. He's at least monkey adjacent. And this is a compliment.