I camper in the Everglades one summer and ended up with 100s of mosquitoe bites.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phredd3
You had to run around backwards while you peed at night outside the tent to try to keep them off you.
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I camper in the Everglades one summer and ended up with 100s of mosquitoe bites.Quote:
Originally Posted by Phredd3
You had to run around backwards while you peed at night outside the tent to try to keep them off you.
Camper Van Beethoven?Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkcSd5l9Qg
Where I live now, we have no mosquitoes. It's a wonderful spot, but it ain't cheap.
I once went night fishing in the Mosquito Lagoon near Cape Canaveral. It is appropriately named.
They were thick and bite right through lightweight clothing.
There were two of us on a flats boat. We each had our own can of mosquito repellent, which I had to reapply about every ten minutes.
I came through the night in relatively good condition, and also caught a very nice redfish.
My fishing partner kept his can in his right hand all night and was constantly spraying, but forgot to switch hands.
By the end of the night, the back of his right hand was a pile of mosquito welts.
I have documented on multiple occasions my run ins with wasps in my current home. Entirely unprovoked. Except for the times they came after me after the can of wasp and hornet killer ran out. And yes, I buy the value pack.
Maybe you're buying the wasp feed instead?Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
The answer my friend is...Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0Lx3supRTQ&list=RDGMEMc6JZQrQ__ROET3g Gdz-Trw&index=5
You hear about the new type of bee they discovered in Australia that makes milk?Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Gonna regret this: no.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
They’re calling it a boo-bee.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
Ok. Giggled.Quote:
Originally Posted by bundabergdevil
Clem infestation? Try throwing turkey!Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
All the wasps I know are named Todd and Margo.Quote:
Originally Posted by aimo
I figure if I’ve made someone laugh in my day, I’ve done pretty good.Quote:
Originally Posted by ClemmonsDevil
“take the hands off the clock,Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
We’re gonna be here a while.”
— CVB, Eye of Fatima
You know what you call a dog that does magic?
Bob?Quote:
Originally Posted by OldPhiKap
A Labracadabra.Quote:
Originally Posted by YmoBeThere
My dad had a large supply of military issue repellent from the 40’s. It worked great, but smelled like a mixture of diesel fuel and ammonia. I attended The Lost Colony play in Manteo, and had heard how bad the mosquitoes were. So I took a bottle of my dad’s repellent. Sure enough, they mosquitoes were abundant. So I splashed on a large dose of repellent. No more mosquitoes… also no more crowded seats. A radius of about 10 feet of patrons decided to move upwind from me. Including my date.
If anyone has some spare prayers, my sister-in-law took a fall on Monday and has been in ICU. Showed signs of improvement but took a turn for the worse. Waiting for her son to get in town from California.
Very sorry to hear, prayers and vibes her way!Quote:
Originally Posted by DukieInKansas