2. You can't wash your hands sufficiently if they are tied together. Inconceivable.
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Look on the bright side:
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A few jokes...
- Anyone else feel like 2020 is being written by a fourth grader? "And there was this virus and everyone was scared. And then the world ran out of toilet paper. And then there was like no school for a month and we had to watch lots and lots of TV."
- My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet
- First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up.
- My cleaning lady just messaged to say she will be working from home and will send me instructions on what to do.
- I've completed my 90 day trial of 2020. How do I cancel?
- Anyone have a recipe to make toilet paper out of cauliflower?
- We're about two weeks away from seeing everyone's true hair color.
- Reminder: 9pm is the time to remove your day pajamas and put your night pajamas on.
- Now that we have everyone washing their hands correctly: Next week- turn signals!
If I don't post for a while, please do a little digging:
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MASH has the answer:
https://youtu.be/1Mao3OzWw9I
My son just sent me a picture of his 'needed a cut four weeks ago' hairdo.
I need to lay down now.
Our local hospital is requiring all facial hair be shaved. All.
Reason/s given? None. Simply a memo/email.
Link to CDC chart for (approved/disapproved) Facial Hairstyles and Filtering Facepiece Respirators (assuming N95 here):
https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npptl/pdfs...282017-508.pdf
And no, I'm not laughing.
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Weezie sent me this but, for privacy sake, would not ID which one was her son.
(kidding, weezie, kidding; love ya ;))