Star Wars: Episode 9 (The Rise of Skywalker)

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Originally Posted by fuse

Rey is Yoda and Palpatine’s love child...

It would not be entirely surprising given all the Count I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.I'm a real wanker for saying this.u, Asaj Ventress, Darth Maul, Vader and Palpatine “there can be only two” side schemes that Rey is someone’s hidden project.

Will Finn end up as a long lost son of Lando? There certainly was speculation about that for Force Awakens.

It’s too late for “Rise of Skywalker”, my hope for Star Wars post Lucas was an expansion of the universe and its stories.

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I had forgotten a certain Star Wars character name didn’t pass the wankerizer filter. Oops.

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Originally Posted by fuse

I had forgotten a certain Star Wars character name didn’t pass the wankerizer filter. Oops.

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That was awesome. Count D...banned by the boards!

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Originally Posted by fuse

It’s too late for “Rise of Skywalker”, my hope for Star Wars post Lucas was an expansion of the universe and its stories.

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It's a shame as well, because I thought Rogue One was pretty decent. Certainly the best star wars movie I had seen since Jedi.

Again, I am so sorry for those who have already decided they will be disappointed or hate this. I think you’re missing the point.

This ain’t the Bible. It’s a fun escape story, originally planned to mimic the movie short serials of Flash Gordon and such. It really is not that serious and at its best it does not take itself too seriously.

Chill and enjoy. It’s all good.

Idk OPK, as the great Lloyd Braun says, "Serenity now, insanity later!":D

I’ve seen the theories that Rey and Ren might be twins... what if Annakin had a lost twin, or maybe even just younger sibling? A lot could have happened to Schmi when she was away from Annakin. Maybe she had a second kid with Lars, but there were enough midichlorians still floating around to turn that one into something special, and in turn, Rey?

And isn’t Skywalker just a slave name? Couldn’t there be millions of them running around?

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Originally Posted by cato

If Leia was a Skywalker, why wouldn’t Ben be one? Because he was given his dad’s last name when he was born? Leia’s last name was not Skywalker.

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Because he's secretly a Targaryen, but Ned was sworn to protect his identity and raised him as his bastard. Simple.

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Originally Posted by left_hook_lacey

Because he's secretly a Targaryen, but Ned was sworn to protect his identity and raised him as his bastard. Simple.

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Actually, it was Uncle Owen, not Uncle Ned. :p In Luke’s case anyway.

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Originally Posted by left_hook_lacey

Because he's secretly a Targaryen, but Ned was sworn to protect his identity and raised him as his bastard. Simple.

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Originally Posted by bjornolf

Actually, it was Uncle Owen, not Uncle Ned. :p In Luke’s case anyway.

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Could be Uncle Drew.

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Originally Posted by OldPhiKap

Could be Uncle Drew.

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Wouldn't that really be David Thomspon, who was a Skywalker before Star Wars was even a thing.

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Originally Posted by PackMan97

Wouldn't that really be David Thomspon, who was a Skywalker before Star Wars was even a thing.

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Yup, and they could release trailers via Dominique "The Human Highlight Film" Wilkins.

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Originally Posted by bjornolf

Actually, it was Uncle Owen, not Uncle Ned. :p In Luke’s case anyway.

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"Ned" is a way better Star Wars name than "Owen". Hell, Ned could even be a species. Or a moon.

"Remember that trip to Ned? I don't know how we didn't get kicked out of the academy?!"

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Originally Posted by CameronBornAndBred

"Remember that trip to Ned? I don't know how we didn't get kicked out of the academy?!"

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Yeah. We really lost our heads.

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Originally Posted by cato

Yeah. We really lost our heads.

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I must spread some comments around...

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Originally Posted by left_hook_lacey

I must spread some comments around...

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got you covered

Peter Mahew, the man who played Chewie in all the movies through The Force Awakens (someone else donned the suit for Last Jedi, Solo, and Skywalker) has died at the age of 74. Mayhew was 7-foot, 3-inches tall.

RIP Chewie...

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Originally Posted by JasonEvans

Peter Mahew, the man who played Chewie in all the movies through The Force Awakens (someone else donned the suit for Last Jedi, Solo, and Skywalker) has died at the age of 74. Mayhew was 7-foot, 3-inches tall.

RIP Chewie...

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Sad beyond words.

Rest in peace.

So sad. On the radio, they said he was 76. Weird.

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Originally Posted by bjornolf

So sad. On the radio, they said he was 76. Weird.

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Travel beyond the speed of light messes with time.

May the Fourth be with you!