100 pages is not a definitive goal, as it depends on user settings (how many posts per page is configurable.)
I vote for the duck.
For more REM lyrics, I was kind of disappointed to learn that "this one goes out to the one I love," instead of "to the one-eyed love."
Vacation was lovely -- sunny, warm, got some diving in (saw lots of moray eels, puffer fish, and little stingrays), took an ATV tour up into the mountains above Puerto Vallarta, found where I want to retire when I win the lottery -- yeah, it was a great week.
And now, which would you rather have -- a dull, low-grade headache, or an ingrown toenail?