Getting the Covid Vaccine

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Originally Posted by MChambers

My son says his new microchip itches.

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DNA alterations are itchy.

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Originally Posted by TruBlu

The side effects some folks feel during the first few days after vaccination are due to the microchips being slow to latch onto the arm bone. Once attached, the symptoms should go away. 😜

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Originally Posted by MChambers

My son says his new microchip itches.

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Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie

Tell him to stop itching as it is really messing up the transmission of his data feed.

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Originally Posted by bundabergdevil

DNA alterations are itchy.

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Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!

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Originally Posted by aimo

Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!

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aimo's chip seems to be malfunctioning

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Originally Posted by Nrrrrvous

aimo's chip seems to be malfunctioning

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Give me a second and I think I can get tech support to fix it remotely.

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Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie

Give me a second and I think I can get tech support to fix it remotely.

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Just call Bill Gates directly. This is his pet project. Gates has earth, Musk has Mars, and Soros has our souls.

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Originally Posted by aimo

Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!

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Who's joking? We'll deal with them.

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Originally Posted by MChambers

My son says his new microchip itches.

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Funny, I just have an overwhelming urge to switch my default search engine to Bing.

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Originally Posted by CrazyNotCrazie

Give me a second and I think I can get tech support to fix it remotely.

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I think I felt that one!

Boomers gettin' theirs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hekDuCBxCc

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Originally Posted by dudog84

Boomers gettin' theirs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hekDuCBxCc

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I watched that several times when it came out.

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Originally Posted by aimo

Seriously, y'all, some less than intelligent person could read this and think it's true! That crap in Miami is blowing my mind, I'm afraid of joking about anything anymore!

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It is actually really sad. The article I'll link below really sums up the mindset so many folk in my neck of the wood. Can't break through to them no matter what. It's depressing.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/30/h...epublican.html

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Originally Posted by SouthernDukie

It is actually really sad. The article I'll link below really sums up the mindset so many folk in my neck of the wood. Can't break through to them no matter what. It's depressing.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/04/30/h...epublican.html

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who needs vaccines when you have the power of snakes to rely on.

Props to a friend on facebook, try this on your anti-vax friends:

So...you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but don't want the vaccine because "You don't know what's in it"?

My 23 year old son got J&J yesterday and feels rather yucky today.

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Originally Posted by dudog84

Props to a friend on facebook, try this on your anti-vax friends:

So...you've been eating hot dogs and McChickens all your life, but don't want the vaccine because "You don't know what's in it"?

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Pictures are even better.

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If you walk down a street in Vermont, there's a good chance you'll get dragged into an alley and someone will give you a jab...clinics are everywhere, no reservations needed for a bunch of them. Gov has vowed to open everything up by July 4, and he plans to do it by inoculating folks, one way or another.

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Originally Posted by budwom

If you walk down a street in Vermont, there's a good chance you'll get dragged into an alley and someone will give you a jab...clinics are everywhere, no reservations needed for a bunch of them. Gov has vowed to open everything up by July 4, and he plans to do it by inoculating folks, one way or another.

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Back in the day, the "jabs" on King Street in Burlington were quite different.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

Back in the day, the "jabs" on King Street in Burlington were quite different.

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oh yes, King Street is still a bit rustic.

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Originally Posted by budwom

oh yes, King Street is still a bit rustic.

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There was a late night and early bar there that I saw people stumble out of at nine in the morning from time to time. Eesh.

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Originally Posted by Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15

There was a late night and early bar there that I saw people stumble out of at nine in the morning from time to time. Eesh.

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Allegedly.