It's hard for me to Fathom getting that upset about something that isn't meat related. On at least a moderately related note, I Used to mow with no shirt on when I was still doing the work. One of our new neighbors when we moved in asked if I was the gardener because the yard needed lots of attention. It was basically dirt at the time. I replied that I was and then she hesitated and asked where I got all the tattoos and I replied "Prison" and cranked up the lawn mower. My family still gets a kick out of that one.