17 Moderators?

[EarlJam]

That's a lot of moderators.

Is this a conspiracy? Besides foam parties, where do you all convene? Is there a secret code? Handshake?

Something seems fishy here. What are your real motivations? I see a revolution in the future. You all are multiplying like rabbits on ecstasy! :D

-EarlJam

[billybreen]

That's a lot of moderators.

Is this a conspiracy? Besides foam parties, where do you all convene? Is there a secret code? Handshake?

Something seems fishy here. What are your real motivations? I see a revolution in the future. You all are multiplying like rabbits on ecstasy! :D

-EarlJam

12 of them are assigned to EarlJam.

[colchar]

12 of them are assigned to EarlJam.

After his comment in that other thread I think I'm going to start taking to calling him Toejam from now on ;)

[hurleyfor3]

More importantly, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

[Indoor66]

More importantly, Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Touché.

[devildeac]

12 of them are assigned to EarlJam.

Why only 12:o;)?

[hurleyfor3]

Why only 12:o;)?

Three of the other five are assigned to you.

[EarlJam]

I want to be a moderator.

How does one become a moderator?

I want to be a moderator.

-EJ

[devildeac]

Three of the other five are assigned to you.

Probably not quite enough. One more personal mod would probably be fine, leaving one for BB, Lavabe and Ymo:o;).

[hurleyfor3]

I want to be a moderator.

How does one become a moderator?

I want to be a moderator.

-EJ

It's like Augusta National. Anyone who asks is automatically disqualified.

[EarlJam]

It's like Augusta National. Anyone who asks is automatically disqualified.

But I'm EARLJAM!.................EARLJAM! EARLJAM! EARLJAM! (stomping feet)

[colchar]

But I'm EARLJAM!.................EARLJAM! EARLJAM! EARLJAM! (stomping feet)

If you stomp yor feet to the right beat we might be able to write a country song about this.*




*I shudder to think what I've just started....

[ugadevil]

12 of them are assigned to EarlJam.
Is it these 12?

http://www.searchingthescriptures.net/main_pages/image_clip-art_pages/jesus_disciples_boat.jpg

I'm praying for you EarlJam.

[EarlJam]

Yes. Those are the 12 moderators - and that's me in the middle standing up!

-EJ

[Lavabe]

IIRC, way back when, BillyBreen was once a moderator. Seems to me that EJam could quiz BBreen to find out what he needs to be a mod.;)

More importantly, why'd he quit being moderator?

Likewise, EJam had SupaDave at the ballpark on Saturday night. Why didn't you ask Dave, EJam?

Cheers,
Lavabe

[EarlJam]

Likewise, EJam had SupaDave at the ballpark on Saturday night. Why didn't you ask Dave, EJam?



I did not know SupaDave was a moderator at the time.

SupaDave, all those horrible things I said about Jason, Jumbo, BlueBones and that silly "moderator/chaps/lotion/screwdriver" comment. I was just kidding man. I swear it!

-EJ

[colchar]

Is it these 12?

http://www.searchingthescriptures.net/main_pages/image_clip-art_pages/jesus_disciples_boat.jpg

I'm praying for you EarlJam.

Yet another POTW candidate!!!

[colchar]

Yes. Those are the 12 moderators - and that's me in the middle standing up!

-EJ

How did I know you'd go there?

[ugadevil]

How did I know you'd go there?

I was hoping he would. Colchar, now it's your turn to find a picture of a crucifiction.

[EarlJam]

I was hoping he would. Colchar, now it's your turn to find a picture of a crucifiction.

Yeah, I was sort of wondering if that was a perfectly thrown alley-oop.

If you post a photo of the crucifiction, I will respond, "You nailed me!"

-EJ

P.S. Anyone else notice how in that photo of Hansblahblah jumping off the roof, his body positioning looks somewhat similar to the crucifiction? Not trying to be sacreligious. As I've said before, I'm a Jesus guy. But it was just an observation.

[Lavabe]

Is it these 12?

http://www.searchingthescriptures.net/main_pages/image_clip-art_pages/jesus_disciples_boat.jpg

I'm praying for you EarlJam.

Now wait a minute here. I know I'm mishpohke, but I only count 11 in the image. Where's #12?:o

Cheers,
Lavabe

[colchar]

I was hoping he would. Colchar, now it's your turn to find a picture of a crucifiction.

Ask and ye shall receive (my apologies if I haven't attached the photo correctly as I've never tried to do that before now):

[colchar]

Now wait a minute here. I know I'm mishpohke, but I only count 11 in the image. Where's #12?:o

Cheers,
Lavabe

He's up in the bow looking for land.

[ugadevil]

Now wait a minute here. I know I'm mishpohke, but I only count 11 in the image. Where's #12?:o

Cheers,
Lavabe

I'm thinkin' the 12th is on the other side of that sail.

[Lavabe]

He's up in the bow looking for land.

No, he's #11. Ten are sitting. One is standing.

Are we talking about twelve disciples plus one (i.e., 13) overall, or twelve folks overall?

If I Rorschach this image, and I think I can see EarlJam's face in the upper right.

Cheers,
Lavabe

[ugadevil]

No, he's #11. Ten are sitting. One is standing.

Are we talking about twelve disciples plus one (i.e., 13) overall, or twelve folks overall?

If I Rorschach this image, and I think I can see EarlJam's face in the upper right.

Cheers,
Lavabe

It appears that this picture is the cause of the division between Christianity and Judaism. :D Jewish people refuse to acknowledge that there were 12 disciplies because they cannot be found in this picture.

[EarlJam]

. :D Jewish people refuse to acknowledge that there were 12 disciplies because they cannot be found in this picture.

And that's why they are all going to Hell.



KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-EarlJam, whose down with the Jewish people.

[Lavabe]

It appears that this picture is the cause of the division between Christianity and Judaism. :D Jewish people refuse to acknowledge that there were 12 disciplies because they cannot be found in this picture.

I KNEW IT!!! Thanks for the explanation.

Now if Zack Morris were in the picture, we'd have some issues.:eek:

Cheers,
Lavabe

[ugadevil]

-EarlJam, whose down with the Jewish people.

EarlJam, King of the Jewish people.

[colchar]

EarlJam, King of the Jewish people.

And we come back round in a circle again...

[devildeac]

Now wait a minute here. I know I'm mishpohke, but I only count 11 in the image. Where's #12?:o

Cheers,
Lavabe

There really should be a total of 13.

[hurleyfor3]

14. I have to believe Judas is somehow involved in this.

[devildeac]

14. I have to believe Judas is somehow involved in this.

He was one of the 12.

[hurleyfor3]

He was one of the 12.

He was replaced, kinda like Chris Burgess or something. But I guess you are correct in that there was never a time when there were 13 apostles.

[alteran]

12 of them are assigned to EarlJam.

I assume they get hazard pay.

[devildeac]

I assume they get hazard pay.

Hazard pay or HAZ-MAT pay?;)

[colchar]

Hazard pay or HAZ-MAT pay?;)

Both!

[JasonEvans]

I am posting in this thread. Not because I have anything to add to it but I want EJ to know that a Mod has read this thread ;)

--Jason "no sig this time" Evans

[devildeac]

I am posting in this thread. Not because I have anything to add to it but I want EJ to know that a Mod has read this thread ;)

--Jason "no sig this time" Evans

Just one mod:o;)?

[colchar]

Just one mod:o;)?

Those assigned specifically to EJ are working undercover. Jason isn't one of them so he can safely reveal that he has read this thread.

[devildeac]

Those assigned specifically to EJ are working undercover. Jason isn't one of them so he can safely reveal that he has read this thread.

That's a great thought-clandestine EJ monitoring. Glad I don't have the job:o;). Think it will keep him "in line?" Yea, right...:D

[throatybeard]

I think altogether there are 20. There are that many for a variety of reasons. The main one being the obscene amount of volume on the EK board. Some mods are a lot more active than others is another reason.

There used to be 12-14. After it got really nasty on the EK board in February and March, Julio recruited about half a dozen more.

[ugadevil]

I think altogether there are 20. There are that many for a variety of reasons. The main one being the obscene amount of volume on the EK board. Some mods are a lot more active than others is another reason.

There used to be 12-14. After it got really nasty on the EK board in February and March, Julio recruited about half a dozen more.

Blah Blah Blah. All I'm hearing is "EarlJam is out of control. We're constantly recruiting people to watch after him."
;)

[DukePA]

Blah Blah Blah. All I'm hearing is "EarlJam is out of control. We're constantly recruiting people to watch after him."
;)

I think our buddy EJ is an undercover moderator :rolleyes: