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EarlJam
02-21-2008, 02:29 PM
Sometimes we fans analyze and agonize too much without offering solutions. I, EarlJam, who briefly dated a witch last year (honestly - I found out when using her bathroom and passing by an alter and a ton of witchcraft books. It was the last date), offer up the following spell directed at the Duke team to break the current curse and lead us on to a National Championship:
Rats and bats and things that fly;
Earthly creatures and those up high;
Their life, their spirit combines for power;
To break this dreaded curse this hour.
Lose once, lose twice but nevermore;
Come April we stand on varnished floor;
Behold the witches hair and comb it;
Prepare us for our shining moment.
Greg, DeMarcus, Jon and Kyle;
Strength to go the extra mile;
Gerald, Taylor, Nolan, Lance;
Will all be doing the April Dance.
The gods say listen to what I say;
Charm the minds of Johnny and K;
Make this team like brothers banding;
In April we'll be the last team standing.
Hoogle Doogle! Shizzle Wizzle!
Hocus Pocus!
Braettner Laettner!
SHAZZAM!
It is done.
-EarlJam the Warlock
BlueDevilBaby
02-21-2008, 02:35 PM
Thanks, Earljam. All is right now, I can feel it.
Troublemaker
02-21-2008, 02:43 PM
Awesome, EJ. Awesome.
jzp5079
02-21-2008, 03:01 PM
I think you accidentally just transformed my schnitzel into a schnitzel
Devil in the Blue Dress
02-21-2008, 03:08 PM
Sometimes we fans analyze and agonize too much without offering solutions. I, EarlJam, who briefly dated a witch last year (honestly - I found out when using her bathroom and passing by an alter and a ton of witchcraft books. It was the last date), offer up the following spell directed at the Duke team to break the current curse and lead us on to a National Championship:
Rats and bats and things that fly;
Earthly creatures and those up high;
Their life, their spirit combines for power;
To break this dreaded curse this hour.
Lose once, lose twice but nevermore;
Come April we stand on varnished floor;
Behold the witches hair and comb it;
Prepare us for our shining moment.
Greg, DeMarcus, Jon and Kyle;
Strength to go the extra mile;
Gerald, Taylor, Nolan, Lance;
Will all be doing the April Dance.
The gods say listen to what I say;
Charm the minds of Johnny and K;
Make this team like brothers banding;
In April we'll be the last team standing.
Hoogle Doogle! Shizzle Wizzle!
Hocus Pocus!
Braettner Laettner!
SHAZZAM!
It is done.
-EarlJam the Warlock
This is good work! It's just what our playbook needs!
RelativeWays
02-21-2008, 03:28 PM
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OldSchool
02-21-2008, 04:11 PM
Kudos on your spell, man!
May I chime in with more verses to further boost our magic mojo:
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Let Devils run, Roy will tumble;
In the caldron, K will bake,
A champion of certain fate;
Markie’s free throws, all will fall,
And Taylor’s shot, from down the hall;
G will rise, from the 3-pt line,
And throw it down, a jam sublime;
With stoic face, Jon will score,
Nolan’s knee, shall hurt no more;
Greg no longer, slow of foot,
And Dave from 3, will learn to shoot;
Lance with strength, will dominate,
And Z the officials, captivate;
Kyle will fly, on devils’ wings,
And foes will feel, Cameron’s sting!
Gee guys, I feel better already!!! Glad I purchased Mega March Madness.
CameronBornAndBred
02-21-2008, 06:25 PM
There is no way this spell can fail with Braettner Laettner!
DukePA
02-21-2008, 06:43 PM
Excellent work little bro!
dukegirlinsc
02-22-2008, 08:54 AM
i love a good spell.:p
OZZIE4DUKE
02-22-2008, 09:02 AM
Fabulous post, EJ!
But the best "spell" is
G T H C!
billybreen
02-22-2008, 09:17 AM
Good to see EJ back in full form.
bluedev_92
02-22-2008, 09:21 AM
Perfect!
TillyGalore
02-22-2008, 09:34 AM
Awesome spell.
If you have two brothers, then are you the Charmed ones? :D
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