Singler has no heart [Archive]

DevilWolf

11-28-2007, 07:59 AM

I used to like Kyle Singler until last night. He clearly is not the warrior I thought he was. When he got fouled hard last night causing the cut above his eye, he proved he was a total wuss by getting up and just putting a towel over it and walking to the bench. Doesn't he know he's supposed to smear his blood over his face, start to cry, and then search out teammates to hold him back before heading off to the locker room?

weezie

11-28-2007, 08:03 AM

Isn't he magnificent?! Just about always in the right place, fearless, incredibly coordinated, fast hands, dead eye shooter. Yeah....but you're right...he's no Tbangs.....

happydays1949

11-28-2007, 08:05 AM

I used to like Kyle Singler until last night. He clearly is not the warrior I thought he was. When he got fouled hard last night causing the cut above his eye, he proved he was a total wuss by getting up and just putting a towel over it and walking to the bench. Doesn't he know he's supposed to smear his blood over his face, start to cry, and then search out teammates to hold him back before heading off to the locker room?

I was thinking the same thing!

RelativeWays

11-28-2007, 08:07 AM

I can't believe you're going to make me defend Sucko T but if you get thwacked in the nose the way he was, you're going to tear up since the nose is right at the tear ducts and you're probably going to be mad (especially since he has an adolescent temper).

On second thought, its best just to let that whole thing die. Singler is awesome

rthomas

11-28-2007, 08:29 AM

Chuck Norris would cry if Gerald Henderson hit him.

Indoor66

11-28-2007, 09:13 AM

Chuck Norris would cry if Gerald Henderson hit him.

Chuck Norris doesn't have tear ducts.

OldPhiKap

11-28-2007, 09:16 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't have tear ducts.

Chuck Norris is a karate guy. He cries on the inside.

Cavlaw

11-28-2007, 09:22 AM

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried.

LetItBD08

11-28-2007, 09:58 AM

Singler doesn't bleed. That was an optical illusion.

EarlJam

11-28-2007, 10:01 AM

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he has never cried.

When Chuck Norris falls into the ocean, he doesn't get wet; the ocean gets Chuck Norrised.

-EJ

mgtr

11-28-2007, 10:22 AM

Mike Huckabee lost 100 lbs after Chuck Norris scared the cr** out of him!

riverside6

11-28-2007, 10:47 AM

Julius Hodge could hit Chuck Norris in the nuts and Hodge would double-over in pain.

RepoMan

11-28-2007, 10:55 AM

I used to like Kyle Singler until last night. He clearly is not the warrior I thought he was. When he got fouled hard last night causing the cut above his eye, he proved he was a total wuss by getting up and just putting a towel over it and walking to the bench. Doesn't he know he's supposed to smear his blood over his face, start to cry, and then search out teammates to hold him back before heading off to the locker room?

Very nice!

Devilnole

11-28-2007, 11:18 AM

Chuck Norris is a karate guy. He cries on the inside.
Actor 1: "Its not cool to be a jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving."

Actor 2: "Yeahhh" (spoken by the actor (whose name I cannot recall even though he was on my hall in House G) who was a football player at Duke and the NY Giants)

CMS2478

11-28-2007, 11:59 AM

I used to like Kyle Singler until last night. He clearly is not the warrior I thought he was. When he got fouled hard last night causing the cut above his eye, he proved he was a total wuss by getting up and just putting a towel over it and walking to the bench. Doesn't he know he's supposed to smear his blood over his face, start to cry, and then search out teammates to hold him back before heading off to the locker room?

Now that I read it.......I think that might be one of the best posts I've read lately.

calltheobvious

11-28-2007, 12:03 PM

Actor 1: "Its not cool to be a jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving."

Actor 2: "Yeahhh" (spoken by the actor (whose name I cannot recall even though he was on my hall in House G) who was a football player at Duke and the NY Giants)

Yeah, man, the phone in his limousine is broken.

3rd Dukie

11-28-2007, 12:46 PM

Has anyone ever seen Singler and Jack Bauer in the same room?
I think not.

SilkyJ

11-28-2007, 12:52 PM

Chuck Norris would cry if Gerald Henderson hit him.

hahahahahahaha

potd

KBCrazie

11-28-2007, 01:24 PM

Actor 1: "Its not cool to be a jive turkey so close to Thanksgiving."

Actor 2: "Yeahhh" (spoken by the actor (whose name I cannot recall even though he was on my hall in House G) who was a football player at Duke and the NY Giants)

"Trading Places" is one of my favorite all-time flicks. Eddie Murphy was lights-out in that one. I exercised my google-fu and was able to identify Actor 2 as J.T. Turner. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._T._Turner

Kinda interesting coincidence that the name of the investment firm in the movie was "Duke & Duke"

hc5duke

11-28-2007, 01:29 PM

Chris Paul could hit Chuck Norris in the nuts and Paul would double-over in pain.

correction. hodge was the recipient of the nutcracker incident

Duvall

11-28-2007, 01:36 PM

correction. hodge was the recipient of the nutcracker incident

Unpossible. Chris Paul is far too polite an interviewee to ever commit such an uncharacteristically heinous act.

riverside6

11-28-2007, 02:37 PM

correction. hodge was the recipient of the nutcracker incident

My memory failed me miserably. How could i forget...

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