Take it out on me!

[Jumbo]

OK, people seem to want to vent. Here's your chance -- throw it at me.

Why, you ask? Well, you might not know this, but I've done the following things:
-I kept Martynas Pocius from playing major minutes by threatening Coach K with a shock collar.
-You thought Lance Thomas and Dave McClure were guarding Costner tonight? Heh. Fooled you. That was me.
-Wondering why Gerald didn't play tonight? I'd wired Tyler Hansbrough for fake blood before the game. Gotcha again.
-Who do you think crushed Greg's foot? Strained Josh's back? Repeatedly messed with Nelson for three years? (I thought I had his hamstring yesterday, but apparently he's grown tougher.)
-Why is Duke turning the ball over so much? More of my shock collars. In their pants.

So, let me have it.

[grossbus]

-I kept Martynas Pocius from playing major minutes by threatening Coach K with a shock collar.

i wondered what that was under his shirt.


-You thought Lance Thomas and Dave McClure were guarding Costner tonight? Heh. Fooled you. That was me.

you play no D, Jumbo.

-Wondering why Gerald didn't play tonight? I'd wired Tyler Hansbrough for fake blood before the game. Gotcha again.

very good FX.


-Who do you think crushed Greg's foot? Strained Josh's back? Repeatedly messed with Nelson for three years? (I thought I had his hamstring yesterday, but apparently he's grown tougher.)

are you causing nelson's short free throws, too?

-Why is Duke turning the ball over so much? More of my shock collars. In their pants.

ouch!

[JBDuke]

OK, people seem to want to vent. Here's your chance -- throw it at me.

Why, you ask? Well, you might not know this, but I've done the following things:
-I kept Martynas Pocius from playing major minutes by threatening Coach K with a shock collar.
-You thought Lance Thomas and Dave McClure were guarding Costner tonight? Heh. Fooled you. That was me.
-Wondering why Gerald didn't play tonight? I'd wired Tyler Hansbrough for fake blood before the game. Gotcha again.
-Who do you think crushed Greg's foot? Strained Josh's back? Repeatedly messed with Nelson for three years? (I thought I had his hamstring yesterday, but apparently he's grown tougher.)
-Why is Duke turning the ball over so much? More of my shock collars. In their pants.

So, let me have it.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

[Chard]

I fart in your general direction. Now, go away or I will taunt you a second time!

[billybreen]

Ach, you speak like a poet, but you punch like one, too!

[Jumbo]

Bring it on. I'm not afraid of any of you.

[billybreen]

I'll turn your groin ta puddin!

[Jumbo]

What's the matter? Are you guys afraid? I'm responsible for all of your suffering, and you can't conjure up anything better than this. Heh. And you thought Duke didn't defend tonight...

[throatybeard]

Is Jumbo a greased Scotsman?

[billybreen]

OMGWTHBBQ, Jumbo is a moderator? No wonder Duke is struggling in play-in games in the ACC tournament. The whole world is on its head.

[billybreen]

Yes, Jumbo has sent many a Vermont Teddy Bear.

[trinitydevil]

can we also blame you for loosing to UL in 86, Uconn in 99, and for putting sheldon back in the game in the first half again Uconn in 04 in the national semi-final game?

[Jumbo]

OMGWTHBBQ, Jumbo is a moderator? No wonder Duke is struggling in play-in games in the ACC tournament. The whole world is on its head.

I put the "mode" in moderator. I don't really know what that means.

[Jumbo]

can we also blame you for loosing to UL in 86, Uconn in 99, and for putting sheldon back in the game in the first half again Uconn in 04 in the national semi-final game?

Sure. Well, except for the Shelden thing. I actually tried to keep him out of the game, but the darn electric fence didn't work. If he hadn't been in the game, UConn would've won much easier. Instead, I had to sweat it out. Thankfully, I'd paid the officials to take care of me in the end.

[hurleyfor3]

Those aren't all bannable offenses? Is that cuz moderators can't be banned?

[jkidd31]

Jumbo....did you cause all McBob's sweet moves to the hoop to end with a rimmed out missed shot? If you did then the only appropriate reponse is from South Park after they killed Kenny.

In all serious I've never seen more sweet moves end up with the ball spinning out.

[trinitydevil]

LOL. thats hilarious jumbo.

can you fix that vent over my head in cameron duing the off season? it leaks water on my head too often. well, never mind, it feels good when its hot.

[dukestheheat]

as we chop off both of jumbo's arms, one at a time, he pulls out that proverbial rebuttal (swift) from the old days....

'it's ONLY a FLESH WOUND!!!!'.

dth.

[throatybeard]

I put the "mode" in moderator. I don't really know what that means.

I put the -ator in moderator. I'm straight Munich, yo.

[trinitydevil]

i thought he put the "oder" in moderator.

sorry jumbi, that was too easy

[Jumbo]

I rig every Oscar night, beeyotches. And I made Steve Guttenberg a star. Chew on that.

[throatybeard]

I control the British Pound.

[imagepro]

ROFL - At least now we know who the culprit is! 4 more points for you!

[hurleyfor3]

Who keeps the metric system down?

[CMS2478]

If that's what you were doing last night to cause all those turnovers, you got a little trigger-happy with that one. In the words of Carlton off of Fresh Prince.............."Darn you Jumbo, Darn you to Heck!!"

[Ima Facultiwyfe]

i thought he put the "oder" in moderator.

sorry jumbi, that was too easy
More, more! This is the best thread since Davidson.
Love, Ima

[jkidd31]

More, more! This is the best thread since Davidson.
Love, Ima

Glad someone brought up Davidson. Tyler Hansborough is lucky it was Hendo and not the Terminator that put the smackdown on him. And Davidson would have left the Dean Dome with Tyler's girlfriend.

[dyedwab]

I control the British Pound.

Do you also keep the metric system down? Or is that Jumbo?

[Les Diables Bleus]

I blame you for Global Warming.

[Virginian]

I empty my nose in your direction!

[Johnny B]

Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants. Buddy, you ain't leadin' but two things right now, Jack and sh**, and jack left town.

[Johnny B]

"How's your wife and my kids?"

[Johnny B]

However in the end...

"Jesters do oft prove prophets."