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proelitedota
04-18-2019, 01:23 PM
https://today.duke.edu/2019/04/dean-smith-be-next-director-duke-university-press

Hope he is prepared for all the "good-natured" jibbing in February and March.

BD80
04-18-2019, 01:32 PM
https://today.duke.edu/2019/04/dean-smith-be-next-director-duke-university-press

Hope he is prepared for all the "good-natured" jibbing in February and March.

He's got the schnozz. Does he smoke like a chimney? Can he hold MJ under 20?

miramar
04-18-2019, 01:33 PM
https://today.duke.edu/2019/04/dean-smith-be-next-director-duke-university-press

Hope he is prepared for all the "good-natured" jibbing in February and March.

Just wait until the East-West bus rams his car while he's leaving his mother off at the chapel.

cato
04-18-2019, 01:41 PM
Huh. I never knew Dean Smith was so dedicated to the press.

duke79
04-18-2019, 01:56 PM
LOL, I'm sure there will be many "Dean Smith" jokes about this hiring but he happens to be married to my niece and I know this has been his dream job for years, so congrats to him on the hire!

BD80
04-18-2019, 02:09 PM
LOL, I'm sure there will be many "Dean Smith" jokes about this hiring but he happens to be married to my niece and I know this has been his dream job for years, so congrats to him on the hire!

Do we start a GoFundMe page for a name change?

CrazyNotCrazie
04-18-2019, 04:01 PM
Do we start a GoFundMe page for a name change?

I think he should change his last name to Sue.

Dr. Rosenrosen
04-18-2019, 04:08 PM
Iím pretty sure that is the highly regarded American actor, Steve Zahn.

MChambers
04-18-2019, 04:13 PM
They didn't make him a Dean? Dean Dean Smith?

OldPhiKap
04-18-2019, 04:13 PM
I think he should change his last name to Sue.

True, he would certainly be beloved.

Although if he changed his last name to Emeritus, he could retire with a phat deal right now.

Reddevil
04-18-2019, 06:20 PM
I think he should change his last name to Sue.

or Knew.

quahog174
04-18-2019, 06:33 PM
Should we be wary that Dean Smith will break the Duke Press?

Pghdukie
04-18-2019, 07:47 PM
Hopefully his office won't be in the Four Corners !

mattyoung18
04-18-2019, 10:01 PM
uncheat motto now is the basement is the floor.

TKG
04-19-2019, 06:03 AM
So we have Dean Smith and Vincent Price on the payroll?

cspan37421
04-19-2019, 07:09 AM
This Dean Smith didn't know, but now he realizes he's been DUPed.

Duke79UNLV77
04-19-2019, 08:33 AM
He's got the schnozz. Does he smoke like a chimney? Can he hold MJ under 20?

Can he take credit for being an innovator and inventing the Dewey Decimal system?

Indoor66
04-19-2019, 08:47 AM
Can he take credit for being an innovator and inventing the Dewey Decimal system?

No, he can't. My High School golf coach, Dewey Bolz invented that system. It grew out of his golf scoring system. 😂🤣😎

OldPhiKap
04-19-2019, 08:48 AM
Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."

Indoor66
04-19-2019, 08:49 AM
Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."

If we do, it might be called the Dream Dome - like the one over on the dump on the hump.

TKG
04-19-2019, 09:22 AM
Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."

Well, in my days in the Gothic Wonderland, we had a dining hall known, lovingly of course, as the Pitts. Perhaps we can blow the dust off of that moniker; seems appropriate.

OldPhiKap
04-19-2019, 09:24 AM
Well, in my days in the Gothic Wonderland, we had a dining hall known, lovingly of course, as the Pitts. Perhaps we can blow the dust off of that moniker; seems appropriate.

If you climb the outside of Baldwin, will that now be known as Dean Doming?

Dr. Rosenrosen
04-19-2019, 11:53 AM
Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."
I was always in favor of a gofundme to name the Cameron urinals in honor of the original Dean Smith.

devildeac
04-19-2019, 08:54 PM
Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."


If we do, it might be called the Dream Dome - like the one over on the dump on the hump.

I'd be ok with one of the porta-potties on East Campus.

devildeac
04-19-2019, 08:56 PM
I was always in favor of a gofundme to name the Cameron urinals in honor of the original Dean Smith.

Wait, did he invent that, too?

Indoor66
04-20-2019, 07:16 AM
Wait, did he invent that, too?

Do you need to change specialties?

devildeac
04-20-2019, 08:29 AM
Do you need to change specialties?

Well, they both would involve movement of liquids...

Indoor66
04-20-2019, 08:36 AM
Well, they both would involve movement of liquids...

True, just in different locations.😂🤣