Duke University hires Dean Smith.

[proelitedota]

https://today.duke.edu/2019/04/dean-smith-be-next-director-duke-university-press

Hope he is prepared for all the "good-natured" jibbing in February and March.

[BD80]

https://today.duke.edu/2019/04/dean-smith-be-next-director-duke-university-press

Hope he is prepared for all the "good-natured" jibbing in February and March.

He's got the schnozz. Does he smoke like a chimney? Can he hold MJ under 20?

[miramar]

https://today.duke.edu/2019/04/dean-smith-be-next-director-duke-university-press

Hope he is prepared for all the "good-natured" jibbing in February and March.

Just wait until the East-West bus rams his car while he's leaving his mother off at the chapel.

[cato]

Huh. I never knew Dean Smith was so dedicated to the press.

[duke79]

LOL, I'm sure there will be many "Dean Smith" jokes about this hiring but he happens to be married to my niece and I know this has been his dream job for years, so congrats to him on the hire!

[BD80]

LOL, I'm sure there will be many "Dean Smith" jokes about this hiring but he happens to be married to my niece and I know this has been his dream job for years, so congrats to him on the hire!

Do we start a GoFundMe page for a name change?

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Do we start a GoFundMe page for a name change?

I think he should change his last name to Sue.

[Dr. Rosenrosen]

I’m pretty sure that is the highly regarded American actor, Steve Zahn.

[MChambers]

They didn't make him a Dean? Dean Dean Smith?

[OldPhiKap]

I think he should change his last name to Sue.

True, he would certainly be beloved.

Although if he changed his last name to Emeritus, he could retire with a phat deal right now.

[Reddevil]

I think he should change his last name to Sue.

or Knew.

[quahog174]

Should we be wary that Dean Smith will break the Duke Press?

[Pghdukie]

Hopefully his office won't be in the Four Corners !

[mattyoung18]

uncheat motto now is the basement is the floor.

[TKG]

So we have Dean Smith and Vincent Price on the payroll?

[cspan37421]

This Dean Smith didn't know, but now he realizes he's been DUPed.

[Duke79UNLV77]

He's got the schnozz. Does he smoke like a chimney? Can he hold MJ under 20?

Can he take credit for being an innovator and inventing the Dewey Decimal system?

[Indoor66]

Can he take credit for being an innovator and inventing the Dewey Decimal system?

No, he can't. My High School golf coach, Dewey Bolz invented that system. It grew out of his golf scoring system. 😂🤣😎

[OldPhiKap]

Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."

[Indoor66]

Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."

If we do, it might be called the Dream Dome - like the one over on the dump on the hump.

[TKG]

Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."

Well, in my days in the Gothic Wonderland, we had a dining hall known, lovingly of course, as the Pitts. Perhaps we can blow the dust off of that moniker; seems appropriate.

[OldPhiKap]

Well, in my days in the Gothic Wonderland, we had a dining hall known, lovingly of course, as the Pitts. Perhaps we can blow the dust off of that moniker; seems appropriate.

If you climb the outside of Baldwin, will that now be known as Dean Doming?

[Dr. Rosenrosen]

Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."
I was always in favor of a gofundme to name the Cameron urinals in honor of the original Dean Smith.

[devildeac]

Do we have to name a building after him? Please tell me that the answer is "no."


If we do, it might be called the Dream Dome - like the one over on the dump on the hump.

I'd be ok with one of the porta-potties on East Campus.

[devildeac]

I was always in favor of a gofundme to name the Cameron urinals in honor of the original Dean Smith.

Wait, did he invent that, too?

[Indoor66]

Wait, did he invent that, too?

Do you need to change specialties?

[devildeac]

Do you need to change specialties?

Well, they both would involve movement of liquids...

[Indoor66]

Well, they both would involve movement of liquids...

True, just in different locations.😂🤣