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devildeac
03-06-2019, 02:15 PM
Didn't work for Ozzie last time so he's got an 0-fer this season and is reluctant to "shoot" so I'll start the thread.

They can, forever and always, head straight to hell and stay there for infinity.

I'm not on the Mount because of my good looks. I loathe/despise/detest/abhor those cheating bastards.

9F them.

Dr. Rosenrosen
03-06-2019, 02:21 PM
Seconded.

Is there a motion to call upon the basketball gods to render judgement and properly punish those cheating pond scum bastards?

devildeac
03-06-2019, 02:26 PM
Seconded.

Is there a motion to call upon the basketball gods to render judgement and properly punish those cheating pond scum bastards?

These organisms might be upset with your reference:


"a mass of algae forming a green film on the surface of stagnant water."

However, the slang/informal definition still applies:

"a person or thing perceived as worthless or contemptible."

Therefore, carry on. :D

weezie
03-06-2019, 04:02 PM
And we will rise up again and we will smite them. Smite them as nits deserve to be smite-d upon.

Here comes Duke.

jv001
03-06-2019, 07:00 PM
Didn't work for Ozzie last time so he's got an 0-fer this season and is reluctant to "shoot" so I'll start the thread.

They can, forever and always, head straight to hell and stay there for infinity.

I'm not on the Mount because of my good looks. I loathe/despise/detest/abhor those cheating bastards.

9F them.

Thanks for starting this thread devildeac. But just counting basketball and football. OZZIE4DUKE is 1-1. He started the football Status Check on Nov. 3rd, 2018 and that turned out ok, Duke 42 Cheats 35. But it's good to give OZ a little rest because we just might have to beat them again in the ACCT. Let's send them back to where they belong. The cheating scumbags. GoDuke!

Fish80
03-06-2019, 07:54 PM
When is the devil going to suck out the other half of ol roy’s Soul?

Just asking.

Oh, I’m not making fun of his vertigo. Just his aforementioned deal with the devil.

Ima Facultiwyfe
03-06-2019, 07:59 PM
Quoting my all time favorite sign in Cameron: "DIE, POND SCUM."
Love, Ima

devildeac
03-06-2019, 09:29 PM
Thanks for starting this thread devildeac. But just counting basketball and football. OZZIE4DUKE is 1-1. He started the football Status Check on Nov. 3rd, 2018 and that turned out ok, Duke 42 Cheats 35. But it's good to give OZ a little rest because we just might have to beat them again in the ACCT. Let's send them back to where they belong. The cheating scumbags. GoDuke!

You're most welcome!

You are correct there. Guess I should have made it clear this was basketball hell to which I was referring and not football hell. Aw, screw it, it's all one giant hell to/for them.

9F.

OZZIE4DUKE
03-06-2019, 09:39 PM
Didn't work for Ozzie last time so he's got an 0-fer this season and is reluctant to "shoot" so I'll start the thread.

They can, forever and always, head straight to hell and stay there for infinity.

I'm not on the Mount because of my good looks. I loathe/despise/detest/abhor those cheating bastards.

9F them.
Thanks dd! BTW, I had a great time with your wife last night!






OK, the lovely Mrs. dd sat next to me at the game last night. Nothing funny going on behind his back!

Go to Hell carolina, Go To Hell!

devildeac
03-06-2019, 09:50 PM
Thanks dd! BTW, I had a great time with your wife last night!






OK, the lovely Mrs. dd sat next to me at the game last night. Nothing funny going on behind his back!

Go to Hell carolina, Go To Hell!

I knew that, especially given that there were 2 chaperones there with you :p.

9F.

Furniture
03-06-2019, 11:03 PM
I didn’t even open the thread last time....

jv001
03-07-2019, 09:25 AM
I didn’t even open the thread last time...

Oh, you were the jinx. :cool: Glad you're aboard this time. GoDuke!

killerleft
03-07-2019, 12:00 PM
54 hours until game time, and Highway 54 is the road to Hell for many of us west (and east) of it. Coincidence? 'Course not. Let's kick some cheater butt!

Go Duke!

Reddevil
03-07-2019, 02:07 PM
These organisms might be upset with your reference:
"a mass of algae forming a green film on the surface of stagnant water."

However, the slang/informal definition still applies:

"a person or thing perceived as worthless or contemptible."

Therefore, carry on. :D

But not these: Harmful Algal Blooms "occur when colonies of algae—simple photosynthetic organisms that live in the sea and freshwater—grow out of control while producing toxic or harmful effects on people, fish, shellfish, marine mammals, and birds. The human illnesses caused by HABs, though rare, can be debilitating or even fatal."

9F!

thedukelamere
03-07-2019, 02:11 PM
Kwenda Jahannamu Carolina, enda kwenye Jahannamu!

MCFinARL
03-07-2019, 02:51 PM
And we will rise up again and we will smite them. Smite them as nits deserve to be smite-d upon.

Here comes Duke.

Wow, what have you got against nits? ;)

-jk
03-07-2019, 06:52 PM
9F, Baby, 9F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMW6YFBYG0

-jk

BLPOG
03-08-2019, 01:52 PM
Go to hell, cheaters, go to hell

Fish80
03-08-2019, 04:23 PM
UNCheat Tarheel

Cheatun Rats in Hell?

-jk
03-08-2019, 06:28 PM
Doesn't get old: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMW6YFBYG0

-jk

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
03-09-2019, 06:41 AM
It's game day and this thread drops off the main page???

Go to Hell Carolina! Let's get Zion back and meet that 68 point spread that I want.

kmspeaks
03-09-2019, 07:06 AM
Woke up to find about an inch of snow on the ground. It should be melted roughly 13 hours from now by the heat emanating from chapel hell. 9F...forever and always.

duketaylor
03-09-2019, 09:46 AM
Warmth drifting to RVA from the south and west can only mean one thing. GAME DAY!!! Bring on the cheats! 9F9F9F9F9F9F9F!!!!!
GTHC, GTH!!!!

killerleft
03-09-2019, 12:47 PM
They cheat and smell, can Go To Hell. What are they? Tar Heels. Let's kick their butts in Dean's Myth Sinner while Zion laughs.

Go Duke!

OZZIE4DUKE
03-09-2019, 01:13 PM
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devildeac
03-09-2019, 01:15 PM
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Ozzie needs more bandwidth.

DukieInKansas
03-09-2019, 01:22 PM
9F, Baby, 9F

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMMW6YFBYG0

-jk

New favorite moment in that video - Singler celebrating the Plumlee dunk. It's the teamwork that makes this all fun.

Let's go, Duke! GTH, c, GTH!

revmel53
03-09-2019, 01:34 PM
We've messed around after becoming an average team... Let's Get Real Devils! Send 'em home crying... AGAIN!

Edouble
03-09-2019, 01:36 PM
Nothing I love more than a Duke victory in a sea of vomit-inducing powder blue. Send them to hell where they belong!

peloton
03-09-2019, 01:51 PM
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What Ozzie said, but ad infinitum. Call me crazy, but I still feel confident going into this game with Jack once again hitting from outside and Alex upping his game (all around in my opinion...not just offensively). We will certainly miss all that Zion brings to the table and let's be honest - that's a lot. Assuming we play better defense this time around (don't believe we can play much worse defensively than we did the first time) and we hit from the outside, I still like our chances.

By the way, speaking of Jack - his defense on the last shot by Wake Forest was very impressive. While that potential winning shot was close to the basket, Jack's defense was excellent. He went up strong, made a close range shot very difficult, and did it all without fouling (critical of course since we were ahead by only 1). As much as I love seeing him sink 3 pointers, I also really enjoy watching him snag crucial rebounds, play tough defense, and get timely blocks.

But back to the game at hand - let's take care of business tonight. Go Blue Devils!

Edouble
03-09-2019, 02:03 PM
What Ozzie said, but ad infinitum. Call me crazy, but I still feel confident going into this game with Jack once again hitting from outside and Alex upping his game (all around in my opinion...not just offensively). We will certainly miss all that Zion brings to the table and let's be honest - that's a lot. Assuming we play better defense this time around (don't believe we can play much worse defensively than we did the first time) and we hit from the outside, I still like our chances.

By the way, speaking of Jack - his defense on the last shot by Wake Forest was very impressive. While that potential winning shot was close to the basket, Jack's defense was excellent. He went up strong, made a close range shot very difficult, and did it all without fouling (critical of course since we were ahead by only 1). As much as I love seeing him sink 3 pointers, I also really enjoy watching him snag crucial rebounds, play tough defense, and get timely blocks.

But back to the game at hand - let's take care of business tonight. Go Blue Devils!

We actually played pretty damn good defense last time around, 88 points on 86 possessions and a Tre Jones smother job on Coby White (3-14, 3 assists to 6 turnovers).

unc shot 10% from beyond the arc.

Obviously, Maye had a field day, partially attributable to Zion's unexpected absence.

We just have to watch the turnovers, especially from RJ, whom I think is just trying to get other players involved.

Nhoman4
03-09-2019, 04:38 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s7G7loR2VVw
I hate UNC more than this Alabama fan hates Tennessee.
Let’s go Duke. 9F 9F 9F

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
03-09-2019, 05:15 PM
Has anyone mentioned how much UNC sucks?

BLPOG
03-09-2019, 05:34 PM
Has anyone mentioned how much UNC sucks?

I believe the most precise measurement of how much they suck is this much:

9145

OZZIE4DUKE
03-09-2019, 05:35 PM
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devildeac
03-09-2019, 05:36 PM
Has anyone mentioned how much UNC sucks?

As in, what is the present tense of c*rolina blue?

killerleft
03-09-2019, 05:47 PM
I believe the most precise measurement of how much they suck is this much:

9145

illustrations convey so much!:p

killerleft
03-09-2019, 05:55 PM
As in, what is the present tense of c*rolina blue?

It's the same! Was this a trick question? Firestone Walker Mind Haze NEIPA has left me unsure, but happy. unc Sucks! Go Duke!