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uh_no
11-27-2017, 03:06 PM
If Bagley University was a choice, I'd vote for it as #1

gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

FerryFor50
11-27-2017, 03:31 PM
gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

I just want to point out how underappreciated this post is. I think it deserves its own thread...

FerryFor50
11-27-2017, 03:32 PM
Uh_no posted this in another thread:


gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

I think it's time to grow the legend of MBIII.

juise
11-27-2017, 03:36 PM
Just understand that Patrick Davidson will be monitoring this. I would hate to think that anyone would question his position in the hierarchy of legend.

BandAlum83
11-27-2017, 03:37 PM
The most interesting man in Basketball....

BandAlum83
11-27-2017, 03:40 PM
Marvin Bagley once blocked a shot by making a very determined face while pointing at the ball!

MartyClark
11-27-2017, 03:53 PM
Marvin Bagley has a diary - it's called the Guinness Book of World Records

(apologies to Chuck Norris for stealing that joke)

PackMan97
11-27-2017, 04:08 PM
Marvin Bagley once turned down Kentucky.

Blue KevIL
11-27-2017, 04:12 PM
Death once had a near-Marvin experience

DukeFanSince1990
11-27-2017, 04:14 PM
Superman has Marvin Bagley pajamas.

SupaDave
11-27-2017, 04:16 PM
Why not.

Marvin Bagley messed around and got a triple double, while playing on crutches. His crutches also had 4 points and 3 rebounds.

left_hook_lacey
11-27-2017, 04:22 PM
Mavin Bagley plays baseball with the skinny end of the bat, just to make it fair.

CameronBlue
11-27-2017, 04:22 PM
At the risk of stealing my own joke, from an earlier post about Nate:

And on the Seventh Day, God rested...after checking with Marvin.


hmmmm..nah, Nate's better. God knows there are certain lines that cannot be crossed.

duke79
11-27-2017, 04:54 PM
Old joke I first heard about the great hockey player, Bobby Orr. I'll substitute MB III, though.

Man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, there is a basketball court and and an old dude with beard and wearing a Duke basketball jersey is playing hoops. The man asks another person there...who is that? And the other person says....Oh, that's God. He thinks he's Marvin Bagley!

BD80
11-27-2017, 05:43 PM
Old joke I first heard about the great hockey player, Bobby Orr. I'll substitute MB III, though.

Man dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, there is a basketball court and and an old dude with beard and wearing a Duke basketball jersey is playing hoops. The man asks another person there...who is that? And the other person says...Oh, that's God. He thinks he's Marvin Bagley!

I favor the golf version:

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and come to a long par 3 over water. Moses comments that it is a 170 yard carry over the water and 200 yards to the center of the green, pulls out a 5 wood and knocks his ball over the water and rolling up to the edge of the green.

Jesus surveys the hole and says: "If Jack Nicklaus were here, he'd hit a 7 iron, I'll hit a 7 iron." Moses shakes his head as Jesus hits his ball into the center of the lake. Sighing, Moses parts the waters and walks into the lakebed to retrieve the ball, which he hands to Jesus saying: "hit the 5 wood."

Jesus purses his lips and says: "If Jack Nicklaus were here, he'd hit a 7 iron, I'll hit a 7 iron." Jesus again hits his ball into the center of the lake. Shaking his head, Moses and again parts the waters to retrieve the ball, which he hands to Jesus saying: "I'm not doing that again, hit the 5 wood."

Jesus won't back down, mumbling: "If Jack Nicklaus were here, he'd hit a 7 iron, I'll hit a 7 iron," and promptly hits his ball back into the center of the lake. Moses throws his hands up, refusing to get the ball, so Jesus takes his wedge and walks out onto the lake to hit his next shot.

This has taken so long that the next foursome approaches the tee, only to see Jesus standing on the water ready to address the ball. One golfer exclaims: "who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Moses replies: "He IS Jesus Christ, he THINKS he's Jack Nicklaus!"

91devil
11-27-2017, 06:19 PM
Next year there will be a November College Basketball Tournament called the “MB19”.

BullBlue
11-27-2017, 06:45 PM
Marvin Bagley's play caused Jay Bias to compliment a Duke team.

Bluedevil114
11-27-2017, 07:23 PM
Roy Williams was asked to rank the top three things you fear most:

1. Marvin Bagley
2. Public speaking
3. Death

JasonEvans
11-27-2017, 08:34 PM
gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.


I just want to point out how underappreciated this post is. I think it deserves its own thread...

Here is "Patrick Davidson is an Urban Legend (http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-8690.html)," perhaps the greatest thread in DBR history.

killerleft
11-27-2017, 08:43 PM
Reminds me of "Patrick Davidson is an Urban Legend (http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-8690.html)," perhaps the greatest thread in DBR history.

-Jason "this does deserve its own thread... and POOF Jason made it happen" Evans

But do the Weauf Gods find it humorous?

JasonEvans
11-27-2017, 08:48 PM
When Marvin Bagley leads a horse to water, the horse always drinks.
Marvin Bagley's hindsight is 20/15.

Nrrrrvous
11-27-2017, 08:56 PM
Sharks have a week dedicated to Marvin Bagley III...

DukeBlue666s
11-27-2017, 09:06 PM
I REALLY hope this thread continues for a while!

pamtar
11-27-2017, 09:10 PM
Marvin Bagley breastfed himself until he was thirteen.

weezie
11-27-2017, 09:13 PM
I REALLY hope this thread continues for a while!


Then again, maybe not ^^^

UrinalCake
11-27-2017, 09:30 PM
Lavar Ball watched Marvin Bagley play, and was speechless.

gocanes0506
11-27-2017, 10:34 PM
Roy Williams was asked to rank the top three things you fear most:

1. Marvin Bagley
2. Public speaking
3. Death

Im requesting a top 3 of

1. MGIII
2. A timeout
3. A presbyterian fan

BD80
11-27-2017, 10:37 PM
But do the Weauf Gods find it humorous?

Weauf Gods do what Marvin Bagley III tells them to do.

burnspbesq
11-28-2017, 01:15 AM
Marvin Bagley was deemed unworthy to wear Patrick Davidson’s number, so he settled for Ferry’s.

duke96
11-28-2017, 02:14 AM
Doug Gottlieb conceded that MBIII was actually somewhat athletic.

OldPhiKap
11-28-2017, 07:15 AM
Ferry lent MB III his jersey, and Nate James lent him this meme.

Sixthman
11-28-2017, 07:30 AM
Doug Gottlieb conceded that MBIII was actually somewhat athletic.

And MBIII said, "who is Doug Gottlieb".

OldPhiKap
11-28-2017, 07:32 AM
And MBIII said, "who is Doug Gottlieb".

Well to be fair, that was going to be my question.

left_hook_lacey
11-28-2017, 08:58 AM
Game of thrones final season leaked. MB III shows up in winter fell, and the night king just kills himself. Show over.

elvis14
11-28-2017, 09:14 AM
gary williams sweats at the thought of marvin bagley
in a triangle and 2, marvin bagley IS the triangle
marvin bagley beat minnesota playing 5 on 1.
marvin bagley can have his cake and eat it too
the crow's nest was damaged when bagley attached a rim to it and dunked on it. from the free throw line.

This post is incomplete without some reference to the guts Bagley showed in the PK80 (since renamed MB18).

When intestinal fortitude is shown, guts themselves are said to have Marvin Bagleys.

fidel
11-28-2017, 10:19 AM
Roy Williams was asked to rank the top three things you fear most:

1. Marvin Bagley
2. Public speaking
3. Death

Time outs.

fidel
11-28-2017, 10:22 AM
Marvin Bagley told the NCAA that he graduated from high school.

devildeac
11-28-2017, 10:29 AM
This post is incomplete without some reference to the guts Bagley showed in the PK80 (since renamed MB18).

When intestinal fortitude is shown, guts themselves are said to have Marvin Bagleys.

MB3 disagrees as he didn't reference any part of the GI system at all:

http://floridagators.com/news/2017/11/27/chris-harry-gators-let-pk80-title-slip-away-in-late-game-collapse-vs-no-1-duke.aspx


"We just have heart," Bagley said of his team's big finish. "That's all it is."

Heart. I should know ;).

BullBlue
11-28-2017, 11:53 AM
Marvin Bagley once fouled out Jamie Luckie, Roger Ayers and Mike Eades all in the same game.

peterjswift
11-28-2017, 12:38 PM
After watching Marvin Bagley play, Phil Knight recommended the Nike board change their motto to: "He did it."

peterjswift
11-28-2017, 12:39 PM
A popular donut and coffee chain had to change their name out of fear that it would be confused with Marvin Bagley.

OldPhiKap
11-28-2017, 12:44 PM
Phil Kight also renamed the Nike Swoosh to just the Bagley

UrinalCake
11-28-2017, 01:07 PM
Macs and PCs are both compatible with Bagley.

left_hook_lacey
11-28-2017, 01:09 PM
Marvin Bagley once made UNC players go to class.

DU82
11-28-2017, 01:11 PM
Marvin Bagley once made UNC players go to class.

I realize that he has done amazing things, but I don't think even Marvin is capable of this.

MCFinARL
11-28-2017, 01:17 PM
Marvin Bagley once made UNC players go to class.


I realize that he has done amazing things, but I don't think even Marvin is capable of this.

He could make them go to class, but he couldn't make them learn anything.

CrazyNotCrazie
11-28-2017, 01:17 PM
Michael Jordan said that Marvin Bagley has neither a ceiling nor a roof

left_hook_lacey
11-28-2017, 01:27 PM
He could make them go to class, but he couldn't make them learn anything.

Baby steps.

uh_no
11-28-2017, 01:41 PM
Teams voluntarily cede their #2 ranking in order to avoid playing Marvin Bagley.

dukebluesincebirth
11-28-2017, 01:54 PM
When in Rome, do as Marvin Bagley does.

JasonEvans
11-28-2017, 01:58 PM
After watching Marvin Bagley play, Phil Knight recommended the Nike board change their motto to: "He did it."

Ok, I think the thread is done. This is beyond brilliant and no one is gonna top it.

peterjswift
11-28-2017, 02:20 PM
Marvin Bagley plugs his USB cords into his laptop on the first try.

peterjswift
11-28-2017, 02:22 PM
Marvin Bagley once made UNC players go to class.

Apparently I need to spread more comments around before sporking this. I love it.

peterjswift
11-28-2017, 02:24 PM
Ok, I think the thread is done. This is beyond brilliant and no one is gonna top it.


I appreciate the sentiment, but there is so much gold in this thread you could refill Fort Knox (which will be needed, after Bagley gets his first NBA contract).

UrinalCake
11-28-2017, 03:47 PM
If Marvin Bagley starred in the movie version of Caillou, he wouldn't sound annoying at all.

BandAlum83
11-28-2017, 03:53 PM
If Marvin Bagley starred in the movie version of Caillou, he wouldn't sound annoying at all.

I'm going to have to whistle you for a violation on this one: Obscurity violation!

Reddevil
11-28-2017, 04:02 PM
Marvin Bagley tugs on Superman's cape, spits in the wind, pulls the mask of the old Lone Ranger, and messes with Jim.

Tripping William
11-28-2017, 04:06 PM
MBIII could get Oly to praise Woodrow Wilson. :o

BD80
11-28-2017, 04:10 PM
Marvin Bagley tugs on Superman's cape, spits in the wind, pulls the mask of the old Lone Ranger, and messes with Jim.

Marvin Bagley won a land war in China ...

FerryFor50
11-28-2017, 04:11 PM
The bagel has hereby changed its name forever to the Bagley.

Reddevil
11-28-2017, 04:13 PM
Marvin Bagley knows the air-speed velocity of both the African and European unladen swallows.

left_hook_lacey
11-28-2017, 04:15 PM
Marvin Bagley once told Devildeac he should try beer.

DukeWarhead
11-28-2017, 04:16 PM
Bagley always gets involved in a land war in Asia.

OldPhiKap
11-28-2017, 04:20 PM
If Marvin Bagley starred in the movie version of Caillou, he wouldn't sound annoying at all.

That is genius. Impossible, but genius.

devildeac
11-28-2017, 04:32 PM
Marvin Bagley once told Devildeac he should try beer.

I listened and obeyed. :o

uh_no
11-28-2017, 04:32 PM
I'm going to have to whistle you for a violation on this one: Obscurity violation!

obscurity violation?

NOTHING goes over bagley's head!

CameronBlue
11-28-2017, 04:58 PM
Marvin Bagley once told Time to "just give me a second" and Time obeyed.

GeneBanksManCrush
11-28-2017, 05:17 PM
Marvin Bagley knows the air-speed velocity of both the African and European unladen swallows.



BOTH of Marvin Bagley's parents smelt of elderberries.

91devil
11-28-2017, 05:17 PM
Mike Brey thinks that Marvin Bagley is better than Matt Farrell.

CrazyNotCrazie
11-28-2017, 05:26 PM
If Marvin Bagley meets an immovable object, the object will move

NSDukeFan
11-28-2017, 08:04 PM
If Marvin Bagley starred in the movie version of Caillou, he wouldn't sound annoying at all.

That is genius. Impossible, but genius.

I'm going to have to whistle you for a violation on this one: Obscurity violation!
I'm going to have to side with OPK on this one as I laughed out loud at UC's post.

MBIII could get Oly to praise Woodrow Wilson. :o

Also laughed out loud at this one.

Carry on, I am very much enjoying this thread and as reddevil alluded: you don't mess around with Bagley.

OldPhiKap
11-28-2017, 08:21 PM
Both Morpheus and Neo agree that Bagley is The One.

fidel
11-28-2017, 08:36 PM
Christmas is dreaming of Marvin Bagley.

DukeBlue666s
11-28-2017, 09:24 PM
Sharks have a week dedicated to Bagley

(Had to steal that one)

Eternal Outlaw
11-28-2017, 11:09 PM
In poker, The Bagley beats the Nuts

JBDuke
11-29-2017, 12:58 AM
Marvin Bagley's hometown named a street after him, but they had to change the name back, because nobody crosses Marvin Bagley.

duketaylor
11-29-2017, 01:43 AM
In a recent interview, "Marvelous" Marvin Hagler was asked if he was upset that Duke phenom Marvin Bagley III is now being referred to as "marvelous?"

Hagler replied, "What? Are you kidding me? He's beyond marvelous. I called him recently and offered one of my robes and belts if I can just have his autograph. Maybe throw in a couple of tickets to Cameron. Dude intimidates me, a little."

ricks68
11-29-2017, 03:45 AM
Marvin Bagley was deemed unworthy to wear Patrick Davidson’s number, so he settled for Ferry’s.

It appears that you and I are the only one's that understand that no one will ever be talented enough to wear Patrick Davidson's number. No one. Ever.

ricks

Bluedevil114
11-29-2017, 07:02 AM
Marvin made OJ wear the gloves while Mr. T. piloted the airplane.

OldPhiKap
11-29-2017, 07:32 AM
Bagley is the one who knocks. Heisenberg say his name.

gotoguy
11-29-2017, 07:32 AM
Marvin Bagley always wins rock paper scissors

OldPhiKap
11-29-2017, 07:45 AM
As an aside to tie several thread references together, does anyone join me in thinking that this kid

7851

Grew up to be this guy?

7852

AGDukesky
11-29-2017, 08:05 AM
Black holes can’t escape Marvin Bagley

UrinalCake
11-29-2017, 10:22 AM
Someone on the internet just admitted they were wrong about Marvin Bagley.

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
11-29-2017, 10:47 AM
I think the strongest testament to MB3 is that he has the highest likelihood in ages of being a unanimous MOTM this season at some point.

NSDukeFan
11-29-2017, 11:05 AM
I think the strongest testament to MB3 is that he has the highest likelihood in ages of being a unanimous MOTM this season at some point.

Let's not go overboard.

DukeFanSince1990
11-29-2017, 11:09 AM
As an aside to tie several thread references together, does anyone join me in thinking that this kid

7851

Grew up to be this guy?

7852

I hate Caillou more. And that's even with Walt shooting Mike. (spoiler alert)

I hate that kid.

OldPhiKap
11-29-2017, 11:10 AM
I hate Caillou more.

“I’m the one who whines”

left_hook_lacey
11-29-2017, 11:12 AM
I think the strongest testament to MB3 is that he has the highest likelihood in ages of being a unanimous MOTM this season at some point.

Whoa whoa whoa! We're just having a little fun here. No need to get crazy.

left_hook_lacey
11-29-2017, 11:14 AM
I hate Caillou more. And that's even with Walt shooting Mike. (spoiler alert)

I hate that kid.

Am I the only one that was glad that Walt shot Mike?

On topic: Bagley is good.

DukeFanSince1990
11-29-2017, 11:28 AM
Am I the only one that was glad that Walt shot Mike?

On topic: Bagley is good.

Well you are the first I have talked to at least.

Bagley is quite good, agreed.

ChillinDuke
11-29-2017, 12:40 PM
Marvin Bagley spit in the ocean, and it was immediately high tide.

- Chillin

rsvman
11-29-2017, 01:59 PM
Am I the only one that was glad that Walt shot Mike?

On topic: Bagley is good.

No spoiler alert?!?!

OldPhiKap
11-29-2017, 02:32 PM
I liked Mike.

DukeFanSince1990
11-29-2017, 03:20 PM
I liked Mike.

He is a big reason I watch Better Call Saul.

Zooks
11-29-2017, 06:42 PM
Bagley went to the Vatican, and the Pope kissed Marvin's ring...and followed with an infallible chest bump.

Zooks
11-29-2017, 06:48 PM
Bagley once beat Thor in a game of N-O-R-S-E...using Mjölnir instead of a basketball.

uh_no
11-29-2017, 07:06 PM
Bagley went to the Vatican, and the Pope kissed Marvin's ring...and followed with an infallible chest bump.

the swiss guard defends the vatican. bagley defends the swiss guard.

MarkD83
11-29-2017, 07:09 PM
As an aside to tie several thread references together, does anyone join me in thinking that this kid

7851

Grew up to be this guy?

7852

Don't you mean this guy...

7853

Grew up to be this guy...

7854

MarkD83
11-29-2017, 07:10 PM
MBIII is so intimidating that even Nate James calls him a badass...

Native
11-29-2017, 08:49 PM
Marvin Bagley once ran a marathon because it was on the way.

Tripping William
12-02-2017, 08:27 AM
Marvin Bagley is who we thought Harry Giles would be.

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
12-02-2017, 08:29 AM
Marvin Bagley is who we thought Harry Giles would be.

Plus a lot of muscle.

uh_no
12-02-2017, 12:27 PM
practice? PRACTICE?

Marvin Bagley makes his teammates better by practicin'

OldPhiKap
12-02-2017, 12:34 PM
Bagley misses free throws just to keep the game fair.



(At least, that’s my story)

uh_no
12-02-2017, 12:49 PM
Bagley misses free throws just to keep the game fair.



(At least, that’s my story)

if duke played grambling state, bagley would score ALL of their buckets....just to keep it fair.

peterjswift
03-23-2018, 04:25 PM
Thought it might be a good time to resurrect this thread in advance of the game tonight. Here's a few more (though I still think Marvin Bagley making UNC players go to class can't be beaten):


Doug Gottlieb called Marvin Bagley alarmingly athletic.

Marvin Bagley isn't actually the third in his line, the III was scrawled notes from opposing coaches indicating how many players are needed to stop him. Marvin started including it on his jersey to be fair and helpful to opponents.

Marvin Bagley doesn't wear shorts, he wears talls.

Marvin Bagley's bracket predicted UBMC over UVA.

UrinalCake
03-24-2018, 12:44 PM
Marvin Bagley could wear Nolan Smith's jacket and look good.

arnie
03-24-2018, 12:48 PM
Marvin Bagley could wear Nolan Smith's jacket and look good.
That’s going too far😝

UrinalCake
03-24-2018, 12:50 PM
Warren Buffett is offering a billion dollars to anybody who can beat Marvin Bagley in a game of one on one.

devilsince1977
03-24-2018, 12:58 PM
Marvin's 2nd jump is so quick,(How quick is it?). He goal tends his own Alley Oop.

That almost sunk us last night.