Bad puns from Bagley thread

[BD80]

so, can we consider this vigil over???

eye, eye

[DukieTiger]

eye, eye

Sounds like the eyes have it.

[Henderson]

We'll see come game time.

[Furniture]

Eye like it!

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Eye like it!

I dunno, rushing Bagley back from injury could result in bad optics.

(Kidding - very glad to have him back!)

[OldPhiKap]

I dunno, rushing Bagley back from injury could result in bad optics.

(Kidding - very glad to have him back!)

A visionary insight, and not focused on the myopic goal of just looking good tonight.

[Tripping William]

A visionary insight, and not focused on the myopic goal of just looking good tonight.

You're making a spectacle of yourself. 50 lashes for you . . . . .

[devildeac]

so, can we consider this vigil over???

Quite the visionary with that query.

(Never mind. OPK beat me to is with his early rising this AM. I'll close my comments here.)

[swood1000]

We'll see come game time.

Fortunately the game is being held at a favorable site. It could be a sea change with him back, or at least a sight better.

[rsvman]

Iris I could see the game in person.

[thedukelamere]

I always look forward to the pun-fest that inevitably breaks out in every single thread... While not a master yet, I do consider myself a pupil.

[uh_no]

I always look forward to the pun-fest that inevitably breaks out in every single thread... While not a master yet, I do consider myself a pupil.

lots of corny pun threads, sure, but this one is cornea.

i think it's time to put a lid on it, actually.

[Troublemaker]

Ever
Find Puns
To Offer Zippo?
Lousy Puns End Discussion

[cato]

I always look forward to the pun-fest that inevitably breaks out in every single thread... While not a master yet, I do consider myself a pupil.

Well, it’s better than a sharp stick in the . . . Oh, never mind.

[OldPhiKap]

I dunno — these puns all seem to get cornea and cornea every post.


(Oops, see Uh_no beat me to it)

[swood1000]

lots of corny pun threads, sure, but this one is cornea.

i think it's time to put a lid on it, actually.
Agreed. It's becoming unsightly. To avoid further incitement that will give this site a black eye we should seize this opportunity to hie ourselves to a different thread. Si?

[DukieInKansas]

50 lashes to all those that posted puns on this thread.

[uh_no]

I dunno — these puns all seem to get cornea and cornea every post.


(Oops, see Uh_no beat me to it)

re-using a pun? criminal.

50 lashes!

[MCFinARL]

re-using a pun? criminal.

50 lashes!

Okay, we had better put a stop to this before; we start talking about; frogs again.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Okay, we had better put a stop to this before; we start talking about; frogs again.

I don't even click on these threads. I have no interest in a pig in a poke (in the eye).

[proelitedota]

I hope puns aren't going to be the focus of this thread looking forward.

Don't want ruin my perception of this forum.

[IrishDevil]

Okay, we had better put a stop to this before; we start talking about; frogs again.

MCFinArl, your comment shows great foresight; it's probably also best to quit before the anti-pun crowd focuses in and the browbeating begins.

[swood1000]

I hope puns aren't going to be the focus of this thread looking forward.

Don't want ruin my perception of this forum.
I’m afraid that as far as the eye can see we have nothing to look forward to but an unseemly, seedy, seamy eyesore. It will not be a pretty sight. Things are definitely not looking up.

[devildeac]

I’m afraid that as far as the eye can see we have nothing to look forward to but an unseemly, seedy, seamy eyesore. It will not be a pretty sight. Things are definitely not looking up.

Just gaze to show you...

[swood1000]

Just gaze to show you...
That doesn't help to keep this thread from becoming a sty. See, we need to change the Zeitgeist around here. Any other approach is shortsighted, as the consequences are foreseeable to all except those with tunnel vision or who have a blind spot.

[BandAlum83]

Okay, we had better put a stop to this before; we start talking about; frogs again.

Frogs eyes are particularly bulbous, but while they have lids, they don't have lashes.

Great hops, second jumps, motor and particularly freakish wingspan to height ratio would indicate great potential and high draft positioning, but alas, the propensity to be easily squashed on the court by the ball or a pair of size 14 Nikes make them not a good use of a scholarship.

OTOH, dead frogs are funny.

[Henderson]

Jocular humor with a silent J. I love it.

[AGDukesky]

With Bagley seemingly cleared, this thread certainly is a vision- my o...pia

[uh_no]

With Bagley seemingly cleared, this thread certainly is a vision- my o...pia

we should probably push it to the periphery....brow-se some other threads.

[BD80]

Looking past these puns, :rolleyes: Eyed like to get back to a more serious topic: What will the band be playing tonight?

I proffer my humble suggestions:

The Way You Look Tonight

Eye of the Tiger

Look Away

Can't You See?

Look Through My Eyes

I Can See For Miles

Don't Look Back

In Your Eyes

As Long as I Can See the Light

Eye in the Sky

Take a Look at Me Now

[mgtr]

And that marching band favorite -- Hey, look me over!

[uh_no]

Looking past these puns, :rolleyes: Eyed like to get back to a more serious topic: What will the band be playing tonight?

I proffer my humble suggestions:

The Way You Look Tonight

Eye of the Tiger

Look Away

Can't You See?

Look Through My Eyes

I Can See For Miles

Don't Look Back

In Your Eyes

As Long as I Can See the Light

Eye in the Sky

Take a Look at Me Now


eye can see clearly now, the pain is gone

-bagley covers the classics

[MCFinARL]

MCFinArl, your comment shows great foresight; it's probably also best to quit before the anti-pun crowd focuses in and the browbeating begins.

I see it's already too late for that, alas. We have been rusticated.


Looking past these puns, :rolleyes: Eyed like to get back to a more serious topic: What will the band be playing tonight?

I proffer my humble suggestions:

The Way You Look Tonight

Eye of the Tiger

Look Away

Can't You See?

Look Through My Eyes

I Can See For Miles

Don't Look Back

In Your Eyes

As Long as I Can See the Light

Eye in the Sky

Take a Look at Me Now



I'm holding out for C.C. Rider.

Or perhaps Joy to the World in memory of the deceased frogs.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Looking past these puns, :rolleyes: Eyed like to get back to a more serious topic: What will the band be playing tonight?

I proffer my humble suggestions:

The Way You Look Tonight

Eye of the Tiger

Look Away

Can't You See?

Look Through My Eyes

I Can See For Miles

Don't Look Back

In Your Eyes

As Long as I Can See the Light

Eye in the Sky

Take a Look at Me Now



Great list. What about Betty Davis Eyes (or perhaps Brian Davis Eyes?), Cotton Eye Joe, Private Eyes, or Suite: Judy Blue Eyes?

[Furniture]

Iris I was as clever as some of you guys. With that I'll close the lid on my participation in the thread.

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Iris I was as clever as some of you guys. With that I'll close the lid on my participation in the thread.

Wide shut it down. Nothing to see here.

[swood1000]

Great list. What about Betty Davis Eyes (or perhaps Brian Davis Eyes?), Cotton Eye Joe, Private Eyes, or Suite: Judy Blue Eyes?

We can close it appropriately, with a frog singing "I'm just wild about Harry."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wd_6Y0wQOA

[CameronBlue]

Initially I read the thread title as "Bad buns from the Bagel Thread". Eye need to have my I's checked.

[quahog174]

This humor is rather vitreous

[Reilly]

Such fantastical language use in this thread, it feels we've gone through the looking glass.

[DukeBlue666s]

I don’t have the sl-eye-test clue how to pun, but this thread is hilarious!

[dcdevil2009]

That was a sight for sore eyes.

[Reilly]

I don’t have the sl-eye-test clue how to pun, but this thread is hilarious!

It's monocle-y funny ...

[DukeBlue666s]

I don’t post on the board much ... I don’t feel as my knowledge is strong enough (been hardcore fan since 1991) to conversate with you guys/gals, but I definitely read this forum about 20-25 times a day. Best put together and moderated forum on the web!

[Reilly]

I don’t post on the board much ... I don’t feel as my knowledge is strong enough (been hardcore fan since 1991) to conversate with you guys/gals, but I definitely read this forum about 20-25 times a day. Best put together and moderated forum on the web!

So you have a clear-eyed view of what's going on here; it seems.

[DukeBlue666s]

So you have a clear-eyed view of what's going on here; it seems.

Yes sir, no better sight than this specific one!

[Reilly]

Yes sir, no better sight than this specific one!

You may not post much, but I can see you are a fan of true cataract.

[Green Wave Dukie]

Such fantastical language use in this thread, it feels we've gone through the looking glass.

Or straight into outer space. Into orb-it

[Reilly]

Or straight into outer space. Into orb-it

I'm dilated that you agree.

[fidel]

OK people, back to glass...es.

[Reilly]

OK people, back to glass...es.

No need to browbeat us.

[OldPhiKap]

I don’t post on the board much ... I don’t feel as my knowledge is strong enough (been hardcore fan since 1991) to conversate with you guys/gals, but I definitely read this forum about 20-25 times a day. Best put together and moderated forum on the web!

Feel free to contact us more frequently. (Although beware: some like a soft contact, some like a hard contact).

[Green Wave Dukie]

I'm dilated that you agree.

Thanks for coming in to lens us your perspective.

[BandAlum83]

Initially I read the thread title as "Bad buns from the Bagel Thread". Eye need to have my I's checked.

This one mad me spit out my coffee this morning. Someone spork for me, please. I've given too much love here and not enough elsewhere, apparently

[devildeac]

This one mad me spit out my coffee this morning. Someone spork for me, please. I've given too much love here and not enough elsewhere, apparently

Alas, eye treyed to obleyege, but have not been as promiscuous as eye should be. :o

[quahog174]

If only Semi Ojeleye was still around to see this

[DukeBlue666s]

Feel free to contact us more frequently. (Although beware: some like a soft contact, some like a hard contact).

Unless you want it to be painful, you must wet the contact first ...

[BD80]

Unless you want it to be painful, you must wet the contact first ...

Is that considered foresight?

Important step if you want the eyes to roll back into the head ...

[fidel]

Insightful.

[gam7]

Thank goodness that injury was not more serious. When it happened, I thought for sure that the season was ojo-ver.

[BandAlum83]

Thank goodness that injury was not more serious. When it happened, I thought for sure that the season was ojo-ver.

Sporks for bilingual punning!

[devildeac]

Sporks for bilingual punning!

Should we call it binocular punning instead?

[BandAlum83]

Should we call it binocular punning instead?

That is really very good.....you must have too much time on your hands!

[Reilly]

Should we call it binocular punning instead?

Of course, because these can be seen coming from far, far away.

[devildeac]

That is really very good...you must have too much time on your hands!

You have me confused with Styx:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYKxiRJ2LA

Gotta be another pun in there somewhere about stick in the eye or something like that. :o;)

[devildeac]

Of course, because these can be seen coming from far, far away.

Maybe a long time ago in a galaxy...

[OldPhiKap]

You have me confused with Styx:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYKxiRJ2LA

Gotta be another pun in there somewhere about stick in the eye or something like that. :o;)

They did a song called “snow blind” on the Paradise Theatre album IIRC. That’s all I’ve got though.

[devildeac]

They did a song called “snow blind” on the Paradise Theatre album IIRC. That’s all I’ve got though.

Good enough for me. :o

[BD80]

You have me confused with Styx:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNYKxiRJ2LA

Gotta be another pun in there somewhere about stick in the eye or something like that. :o;)

A river Styx runs through it ...

When swept along by fast moving water, Rapid I Movement