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devildeac
07-10-2017, 04:05 PM
I thought it was all about the bass.

I treble at the thought.

lotusland
07-10-2017, 04:16 PM
I thought it was all about the bass.

I thought sufficient cow bell was the key.

rsvman
07-10-2017, 04:35 PM
I thought it was all about the bass.

This may be true alto I don't know for sure.

devildeac
07-10-2017, 04:43 PM
This may be true alto I don't know for sure.

So, pra' no more ominous tones occur.

BD80
07-11-2017, 07:16 AM
Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

Some are quite good.

Sigh, sometimes I feel like I'm just tap-dancing and farting, but nobody understands ...

Indoor66
07-11-2017, 08:16 AM
Sigh, sometimes I feel like I'm just tap-dancing and farting, but nobody understands ...

But ya gotta hope they don't keep sniffing around the dance floor....

DukieInBrasil
07-11-2017, 08:19 AM
So, pra' no more ominous tones occur.
are you devling into portuguese on that one? If so, i'll take it up a notch: so' pra nos to enjoy his lack of success relative to K.

swood1000
07-11-2017, 09:26 AM
Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

Some are quite good.

They do harmony if there are too many of them.

fidel
07-11-2017, 09:58 AM
Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

Some are quite good ...

More than a phew.

devildeac
07-11-2017, 10:18 AM
are you deviling into portuguese on that one? If so, i'll take it up a notch: so' pra nos to enjoy his lack of success relative to K.

Perhaps deviling and not delving. :o

I wish I could claim credit for being that clever :o.

I substituted the ' for a "y" and hoped for a bit different pronunciation of the "a" sound :o.

Oh, never mind. Time to return to work. :o

Yours is nicely done.

Reilly
07-11-2017, 11:13 AM
... Yours is nicely done.

DiB composed it well; the way you've been conducting things, however ....

devildeac
07-11-2017, 11:39 AM
DiB composed it well; the way you've been conducting things, however ...

Noted...

Reilly
07-11-2017, 11:52 AM
Why are these anthologies of puns from other threads always entitled "bad?"

Some are quite good ...

Some may sound good to you, but strike others as being off-key.

jacone21
07-11-2017, 02:41 PM
Y'all really need to give it a rest.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-11-2017, 03:02 PM
Some may sound good to you, but strike others as being off-key.

You don't need to be that sharp to realize that some of them are coming up a bit flat

rasputin
07-11-2017, 03:16 PM
You don't need to be that sharp to realize that some of them are coming up a bit flat

No, you just have to be natural.

devildeac
07-11-2017, 04:16 PM
No, you just have to be natural.

Carefully measuring all these posts, I think minor better. :o

swood1000
07-11-2017, 06:06 PM
Carefully measuring all these posts, I think minor better. :o
You major point.

OldPhiKap
07-11-2017, 06:29 PM
Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

NSDukeFan
07-11-2017, 07:15 PM
Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

I think you're preaching to the choir.

Ultrarunner
07-11-2017, 08:26 PM
Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Seems to be a standard staff response. It's their forte.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-11-2017, 08:41 PM
Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

They can't Handel it. They want us to get Bach to something they know better.

OldPhiKap
07-11-2017, 09:19 PM
I think you're preaching to the choir.

This whole thread is madrigal. Er, magical.

devildeac
07-11-2017, 09:33 PM
Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

I knew once these reached a crescendo that you'd be Bach.

CrazyNotCrazy beat me to the Bach reference but I take no quarter.

OldPhiKap
07-11-2017, 09:46 PM
I knew once these reached a crescendo that you'd be Bach.


I took all I could stanza before responding. These puns could not be verse.

Indoor66
07-12-2017, 05:58 AM
I think you're preaching to the choir.

So long as he doesn't go over the treble clef.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-12-2017, 07:15 AM
I took all I could stanza before responding. These puns could not be verse.

I think we should revert to harping on the ineffectiveness of the triangle offense and reminiscing about the glory days of Mistie Bass rather than drumming up bad will.

Ima Facultiwyfe
07-12-2017, 08:00 AM
I refrain from chiming in on this comic opera.
Love, Ima

Indoor66
07-12-2017, 08:10 AM
I think we should revert to harping on the ineffectiveness of the triangle offense and reminiscing about the glory days of Mistie Bass rather than drumming up bad will.

I have no desire to see a Harp again😡

OldPhiKap
07-12-2017, 08:31 AM
"There was this time, at band camp . . . ."

rsvman
07-12-2017, 09:57 AM
Y'all can go jump off a clef, as far as I'm concerned. Most of these comments are just plain idimelodic. *ouch

OldPhiKap
07-12-2017, 09:58 AM
If I am off scale, it's purely accidental.

Indoor66
07-12-2017, 10:00 AM
If I am off scale, it's purely accidental.

That comment leads me to believe that you are not allegro.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 10:10 AM
Aria the end of this? I fear we beat a dead horse. Organ anybody come up with another? We already have tenor more.

rasputin
07-12-2017, 10:14 AM
Aria the end of this? I fear we beat a dead horse. Organ anybody come up with another? We already have tenor more.

I can orchestrate that, if I pull some strings.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-12-2017, 10:30 AM
I can orchestrate that, if I pull some strings.

You're just tooting your own horn :)

OldPhiKap
07-12-2017, 10:30 AM
nm....

swood1000
07-12-2017, 10:33 AM
I took all I could stanza before responding. These puns could not be verse.
Alto true.

OldPhiKap
07-12-2017, 10:34 AM
Still not sure why these puns were pulled out of the existing thread by a moderato.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-12-2017, 10:38 AM
Still not sure why these puns were pulled out of the existing thread by a moderato.

They are very fermata about the rules

swood1000
07-12-2017, 10:54 AM
Bassoon it will b time to stop.

rasputin
07-12-2017, 10:56 AM
Bassoon it will be time to stop.

What time? I'll piccolo number.

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
07-12-2017, 11:26 AM
Music puns are not my forte, even my minor attempts seems to fall flat.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 12:55 PM
Music puns are not my forte, even my minor attempts seems to fall flat.
Noted.

devildeac
07-12-2017, 01:08 PM
Noted.


7523 (see post #12)

;)

devildeac
07-12-2017, 01:09 PM
Bassoon it will b time to stop.

Oboe, here we go again.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 01:16 PM
http://forums.dukebasketballreport.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=7523&stc=1 (see post #12)

;)
I must be going scherzo.

devildeac
07-12-2017, 01:23 PM
I must be going scherzo.

Grace note granted.

rasputin
07-12-2017, 01:26 PM
Grace note granted.

You shouldn't feel obligato.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 01:29 PM
Canon other person chime in? Don’t be mute. Every effort is good, bar none. It’s not really a lot of treble, and there must be atonal legitimate ones left. Sitar he not and make your pitch. Who’s keeping score anyway? This is your opportunity tuba skin acclaim and take a bow. Sonata lot of time left. Note I’m like the present, and then you can give it a rest. Snary a thing should dissuade you. But for each person it’s up to hymn.

rasputin
07-12-2017, 02:02 PM
Canon other person chime in? Don’t be mute. Every effort is good, bar none. It’s not really a lot of treble, and there must be atonal legitimate ones left. Sitar he not and make your pitch. Who’s keeping score anyway? This is your opportunity tuba skin acclaim and take a bow. Sonata lot of time left. Note I’m like the present, and then you can give it a rest. Snary a thing should dissuade you. But for each person it’s up to hymn.

I'm afraid you have Beethoven more than you could chew.

devildeac
07-12-2017, 04:00 PM
I'm afraid you have Beethoven more than you could chew.

I can't Liszten to much more of this.

OldPhiKap
07-12-2017, 04:01 PM
I'm Chopin this list off right now. No more puns for me.

rasputin
07-12-2017, 04:04 PM
I'm Chopin this list off right now. No more puns for me.

You can run, but you can't Haydn.

rsvman
07-12-2017, 04:25 PM
Canon other person chime in? Don’t be mute. Every effort is good, bar none. It’s not really a lot of treble, and there must be atonal legitimate ones left. Sitar he not and make your pitch. Who’s keeping score anyway? This is your opportunity tuba skin acclaim and take a bow. Sonata lot of time left. Note I’m like the present, and then you can give it a rest. Snary a thing should dissuade you. But for each person it’s up to hymn.

Wow. You really scaled it up! Triad I might, I can't seem to piccolone pun.

Tripping William
07-12-2017, 04:55 PM
I'm Chopin this list off right now. No more puns for me.

Better to stop now than risk someone bringing up the Blue Devils' long-ago loss to Wagner ......

CrazyNotCrazie
07-12-2017, 04:58 PM
Better to stop now than risk someone bringing up the Blue Devils' long-ago loss to Wagner ...

And this year we are in the tourney named after noted Schumann Phil Knight - I'm hoping he won't be too Bizet to attend

devildeac
07-12-2017, 05:26 PM
Better to stop now than risk someone bringing up the Blue Devils' long-ago loss to Wagner ...

Götterdämmerung it.

OldPhiKap
07-12-2017, 05:35 PM
Better to stop now than risk someone bringing up the Blue Devils' long-ago loss to Wagner ...

That was sure gave me symphony for the Devil.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 08:14 PM
I can’t Handel much more of this. Already, I have to use a Liszt to keep track of it all. Pretty soon I won’t know waltz up, will be flat on my Bach, and will completely un-Ravel.

westwall
07-12-2017, 08:27 PM
I can’t Handel much more of this. Already, I have to use a Liszt to keep track of it all. Pretty soon I won’t know waltz up, will be flat on my Bach, and will completely un-Ravel.


On the basses of your several posts today, you WIN !

swood1000
07-12-2017, 08:35 PM
On the basses of your several posts today, you WIN !
Ives seen many better than mine. I better keep Bizet.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 08:43 PM
Götterdämmerung it.
Do you really think that sort of Bartók is appropriate here?

devildeac
07-12-2017, 09:06 PM
Do you really think that sort of Bartók is appropriate here?

Yep, just had to duet.

swood1000
07-12-2017, 10:14 PM
Yep, just had to duet.
To be Frank, I jazz can't understand it.

Reilly
07-12-2017, 10:47 PM
Not sure why they moved the puns over here. "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

<rimskyshot>

Reilly
07-12-2017, 10:59 PM
To be Frank, I jazz can't understand it.

And you may have Miles to go before you ever do.

swood1000
07-13-2017, 05:30 AM
And you may have Miles to go before you ever do.
Accordion to you.

rsvman
07-13-2017, 06:52 AM
And you may have Miles to go before you ever do.

This thread's twists and turns are making me Dizzy.

duke96
07-13-2017, 07:07 AM
While y'all should probably make a concert-ed effort to stop bassoon, I fear this may just be the timpani iceberg!

Tripping William
07-13-2017, 07:09 AM
This thread's twists and turns are making me Dizzy.

I know, right? It's a crime. Probably Thelonious.

swood1000
07-13-2017, 07:34 AM
I know, right? It's a crime. Probably Thelonious.
Alto gather this whole ding is going to Halen a handbasket, but I’ll stick with it come Ella high water. However, if it keeps gong this way we'll half a rumba in the jungah.

OldPhiKap
07-13-2017, 07:57 AM
I dated this woman in college who was really into balloon animals. Cats, dogs, elephants, everything. Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon. The thing was huge. So big, in fact, that it would not fit into her car when I helped her move out of her dorm.

So, I had to Die Fledermous.





(I am so, so sorry for that one y'all. I'll show myself out . . . .)

swood1000
07-13-2017, 08:02 AM
I dated this woman in college who was really into balloon animals. Cats, dogs, elephants, everything. Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon. The thing was huge. So big, in fact, that it would not fit into her car when I helped her move out of her dorm.

So, I had to Die Fledermous.

(I am so, so sorry for that one y'all. I'll show myself out . . . .)

Suite!

Reilly
07-13-2017, 08:25 AM
... Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon ... I had to Die Fledermous.



With all the packing and whatnot, moving can be a really Straussful experience for a lot of folks.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-13-2017, 08:32 AM
I dated this woman in college who was really into balloon animals. Cats, dogs, elephants, everything. Her favorite though was a big Mickey Mouse inflatable balloon. The thing was huge. So big, in fact, that it would not fit into her car when I helped her move out of her dorm.

So, I had to Die Fledermous.





(I am so, so sorry for that one y'all. I'll show myself out . . . .)

I think I know her too - that was a kind thing to do Fur Elise

Reilly
07-13-2017, 08:40 AM
I think I know her too - that was a kind thing to do Fur Elise

Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.

OldPhiKap
07-13-2017, 08:41 AM
I think I know her too - that was a kind thing to do Fur Elise

Genius.


Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.


I dunno. 9/4, 13/6, 7/4. These are difficult times.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-13-2017, 09:08 AM
Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.

I hope he doesn't try to take me out with Pachelbel's Canon - I meant no offense and don't let William Tell him otherwise

swood1000
07-13-2017, 09:18 AM
Maybe I'm reading too much into what you meant by saying you "know" her, but pointing that out on this public forum is pretty common, man, and I hope OPK's Copland with the news OK.
It looks like you would have liked to meter.

devildeac
07-13-2017, 09:18 AM
I hope he doesn't try to take me out with Pachelbel's Canon - I meant no offense and don't let William Tell him otherwise

You folks making too many overtures now. Glad I don't operate like that.

swood1000
07-13-2017, 09:38 AM
You folks making too many overtures now. Glad I don't operate like that.
You measure point again.

Indoor66
07-13-2017, 10:06 AM
You folks making too many overtures now. Glad I don't operate like that.

Appears to me she wants to take a flight of the bumblebee.

devildeac
07-13-2017, 10:08 AM
You measure point again.

At least we're all conducting ourselves in a civil manner. I barely baton eye reading all this.

devildeac
07-13-2017, 10:09 AM
Appears to me she wants to take a flight of the bumblebee.

There ya go, Russian to conclusions again. Please compose yourself.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-13-2017, 10:10 AM
At least we're all conducting ourselves in a civil manner. I barely baton eye reading all this.

This is sonata good use of my time at work

Indoor66
07-13-2017, 10:11 AM
There ya go, Russian to conclusions again. Please compose yourself.

Please, Doctor, let's not go all political on the discussion....:)

devildeac
07-13-2017, 10:23 AM
This is sonata good use of my time at work

You'll get no symphony from me.

(sorry, used before but couldn't resist that one :o)

devildeac
07-13-2017, 10:24 AM
Please, Doctor, let's not go all political on the discussion...:)

This is the pun thread, quit tampering with our posting.

swood1000
07-13-2017, 10:26 AM
This is sonata good use of my time at work
He’s Lionel c is seriously mistaken.

Tripping William
07-13-2017, 10:35 AM
This is the pun thread, quit tampering with our posting.

He's trying to put you between a Rachmaninoff and a hard place.

rsvman
07-13-2017, 10:41 AM
Please, Doctor, let's not go all political on the discussion...:)

Please, can't we just have some harmony a-Mingus.




*ducks/runs

OldPhiKap
07-13-2017, 11:34 AM
It looks like you would have liked to meter.

He'd like to meet my tailor.

His hair is perfect.

Tripping William
07-13-2017, 11:53 AM
He'd like to meet my tailor.

His hair is perfect.

I Zevon what you're doing there. I suppose it's better than reading Warren Peace.

One question: Present perfect, or past perfect? Not knowing is making me tense.

Indoor66
07-13-2017, 12:20 PM
I Zevon what you're doing there. I suppose it's better than reading Warren Peace.

One question: Present perfect, or past perfect? Not knowing is making me tense.

Must, then, be pluperfect.

Tripping William
07-13-2017, 12:27 PM
Must, then, be pluperfect.

I'm beginning to regret my decision to participle in this discussion.

Indoor66
07-13-2017, 12:53 PM
I'm beginning to regret my decision to participle in this discussion.

Only do that in consonant with others.

rasputin
07-13-2017, 01:12 PM
I'm beginning to regret my decision to participle in this discussion.

Are you dangling?

Tripping William
07-13-2017, 01:43 PM
Are you dangling?

Although you are not the first person to ask me that, it is a personal question, and I don't want to pronouncements like that in such a family-friendly forum as this one.

swood1000
07-13-2017, 02:37 PM
Although you are not the first person to ask me that, it is a personal question, and I don't want to pronouncements like that in such a family-friendly forum as this one.
You might get band.

swood1000
07-13-2017, 02:41 PM
Little chants that this will go much further. The chord definitions have already band done. The remainder are somewhat Pathétique and it seems all but rapped up at this point. Continuing to polka round just isn’t turning up march, and the trill is missing, so ready horn not maybe it's time to give it a rest.

rsvman
07-13-2017, 03:42 PM
Must, then, be pluperfect.

threadjack/ Old grammar nerd joke that I love......

A visitor looking for a seafood meal approaches a cop in Boston. He asks, "Where can a guy get scrod in this town?"

Cop says, "I've been asked that question a thousand times, but never before in pluperfect subjunctive." /threadjack

devildeac
07-13-2017, 03:59 PM
threadjack/ Old grammar nerd joke that I love...

A visitor looking for a seafood meal approaches a cop in Boston. He asks, "Where can a guy get scrod in this town?"

Cop says, "I've been asked that question a thousand times, but never before in pluperfect subjunctive." /threadjack

Another Boston joke.

New UGA grad goes to Hahvahd to start his PhD. Obviously lost, he asks a student, "Excuse me, could you please tell me where the library is at?" Student pauses and then replies, "At Hahvahd, we do not end our sentences with a preposition." UGA newcomer replies, "Ok, could you please tell me where the library is at, ***hole?"

Reilly
07-13-2017, 05:39 PM
It looks like you would have liked to meter.

Oboe, d'amore I think about possibly meeting Elise, the closer I get to pizzicato myself.

weezie
07-13-2017, 07:29 PM
Holy moly. What, six pages?

You people.....

devildeac
07-13-2017, 07:37 PM
Holy moly. What, six pages?

You people....

We're rolling.

The music never stops...

devildeac
07-13-2017, 07:50 PM
I'm not going to be Lionel and I'll make it perfectly clarinet that y'all need to watch this video, especially starting at the 3:10 mark, I think it'll be quite the cymbal of this thread and will snare you and that's not a bunch of Krupa I'm feeding you either.


https://vimeo.com/81151300

Assuming you get the same great vibes that I did.

fidel
07-13-2017, 09:20 PM
You got some brass, Devildeac.

-jk
07-13-2017, 09:50 PM
Sigh...

And some of y'all wonder why we title 'em "bad puns"...

-jk

Reilly
07-13-2017, 10:49 PM
Sigh...

And some of y'all wonder why we title 'em "bad puns"...

-jk

Eschenbach off a little, ok? Maybe this thread bores some so much it leaves them Yannick, but I appreciate the Dudamels who plumb the depths to get us to the cor anglais language. Alsop for now ... sheesh, I'd of thought you'd be Debussy keeping Carolina trolls off the boards to worry about those who Ravel in wordplay.

Indoor66
07-14-2017, 06:49 AM
We're rolling.

The music never stops...

Heck, I'm headed to the levy in my chevy....

Indoor66
07-14-2017, 06:53 AM
I'm not going to be Lionel and I'll make it perfectly clarinet that y'all need to watch this video, especially starting at the 3:10 mark, I think it'll be quite the cymbal of this thread and will snare you and that's not a bunch of Krupa I'm feeding you either.


https://vimeo.com/81151300

Assuming you get the same great vibes that I did.

That's Rich... and the Drums Roll On (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu1teeixmpw)...:cool:

Indoor66
07-14-2017, 07:01 AM
All this good music, I Maynard want to go to the Park and be with the Ferguson crowd and the high notes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nazgqHaFAio)

devildeac
07-14-2017, 08:27 AM
Heck, I'm headed to the levy in my chevy...

Spoiler: It's dry. :o

swood1000
07-14-2017, 08:29 AM
To be Franck, I’m having trouble Dylan with some of these. If they were to get what they deserve I would have to go guitar and feathers. Tuba dares no recourse but violins.

swood1000
07-14-2017, 08:56 AM
Holy moly. What, six pages?

You people...
She's got to learn to key percussion under control.

OldPhiKap
07-14-2017, 09:07 AM
Sigh...

And some of y'all wonder why we title 'em "bad puns"...

-jk

With puns, you have to piccolo bar from which to judge.

devildeac
07-14-2017, 09:14 AM
That's Rich... and the Drums Roll On (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu1teeixmpw)...:cool:

Can't beat that.

swood1000
07-14-2017, 09:19 AM
Can't beat that.
Don't know any Buddy who could.

swood1000
07-14-2017, 01:26 PM
With puns, you have to piccolo bar from which to judge.
Solo that, presto, there’s not much down left, fugue get my drift. Almost Tar Heel low but common decency won’t allow something so bass and viol.

madscavenger
07-14-2017, 01:44 PM
Can't beat that.

i dunno, Bix Beiderbecke.

devildeac
07-14-2017, 01:58 PM
Y'all need to come visit the Ymm, Beer thread today. We've got quite the quartet of cacophony fermenting there today, a veritable big band of beer brothers.

madscavenger
07-14-2017, 02:39 PM
Y'all need to come visit the Ymm, Beer thread today. We've got quite the quartet of cacophony fermenting there today, a veritable big band of beer brothers.

Urinal sounding like its a good vessel for onomatopoeia.

devildeac
07-14-2017, 02:51 PM
Urinal sounding like its a good vessel for onomatopoeia.

I did hear a faint tinkle originating from the percussion section.

rasputin
07-14-2017, 04:31 PM
I did hear a faint tinkle originating from the percussion section.

Splash!