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curtis325
07-03-2017, 02:35 PM
Ok basketball experts. Since Rasheed has signed to Dijon France why is he still playing for the Hornets Summer League team?

Couldn't cut the mustard?

Green Wave Dukie
07-03-2017, 02:38 PM
Couldn't cut the mustard?


(I know, I know it's muster)


I think once he gets to France, he'll be able to ketchup quickly.

NSDukeFan
07-03-2017, 02:46 PM
Couldn't cut the mustard?


I think once he gets to France, he'll be able to ketchup quickly.

Do you think he relishes the opportunity to play in Europe?

Furniture
07-03-2017, 02:49 PM
You guys could have 'mustered' up a better answer in my opinion.

curtis325
07-03-2017, 02:55 PM
You guys could have 'mustered' up a better answer in my opinion.

Please don't Poupon our analysis.

CrazyNotCrazie
07-03-2017, 03:08 PM
This could be a Gulden opportunity for him

Indoor66
07-03-2017, 03:24 PM
But he mayon to a bread and butter team. The proof will be in the pudding; but some will ask: Where's The Beef?

mgtr
07-03-2017, 04:00 PM
I am pleased to see that everyone is practicing safe punning, using plenty of condiments.:D

Furniture
07-03-2017, 04:29 PM
Does anyone think that Sheed is now a seasoned veteran?
I am relishing for an answer.

rsvman
07-03-2017, 04:47 PM
If he signs a contract, he mayo more time than he wants to pay.

Green Wave Dukie
07-03-2017, 11:09 PM
Does anyone think that Sheed is now a seasoned veteran?
I am relishing for an answer.

...who was quite a hot dog when he played.

Tripping William
07-04-2017, 08:08 AM
...who was quite a hot dog when he played.

He definitely was a brat.

Indoor66
07-04-2017, 08:40 AM
He definitely was a brat.

Could have been Wurst.

devildeac
07-04-2017, 08:48 AM
He definitely was a brat.


Could have been Wurst.

I never sausage a thread derailment.

Tripping William
07-04-2017, 08:57 AM
I never sausage a thread derailment.

I was just being frank, and have nothing furter to say on the subject.

rsvman
07-04-2017, 09:25 AM
I never sausage a thread derailment.

Maybe if you provided a link to similar thread derailments?.....

Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15
07-04-2017, 09:55 AM
Would love for you all to quit it andouille a big favor. You are making me hungry.

DevilHorse
07-04-2017, 10:33 AM
Lettuce at least agree that it is sage advice that folks who cumin to this conversation tread lightly.

devildeac
07-04-2017, 10:56 AM
I was just being frank, and have nothing furter to say on the subject.


Maybe if you provided a link to similar thread derailments?....

I can't believe I'm being grilled like this.

I do believe a poll is needed to declare one of these the wiener.

NSDukeFan
07-04-2017, 11:27 AM
I can't believe I'm being grilled like this.

I do believe a poll is needed to declare one of these the wiener.

Let me be the first to cue up to vote for rsvman

Indoor66
07-04-2017, 12:22 PM
I do believe a poll is needed to declare one of these the wiener.

That is a beery good idea.

Furniture
07-04-2017, 12:50 PM
I know I am toast!

Green Wave Dukie
07-04-2017, 12:55 PM
I can't believe I'm being grilled like this.

I do believe a poll is needed to declare one of these the wiener.

And you have been getting peppered with more responses.

devildeac
07-04-2017, 02:04 PM
And you have been getting peppered with more responses.

Yet another Shiitake response. You really don't have mushroom to make a comment like that.

rsvman
07-04-2017, 07:19 PM
Do I have to give you morel? I will cremini you!

rasputin
07-05-2017, 10:28 AM
Do I have to give you morel? I will cremini you!

I think we need to put a cap on this.

Green Wave Dukie
07-05-2017, 10:29 AM
Yet another Shiitake response. You really don't have mushroom to make a comment like that.

I think Rasheed may still be able to make it to the NBA one day. I think he's got what it takes to play at the highest pro hoops level. I think I heard Bill Rafferty say one time Rasheed had onions.