Bad puns from the Giles and other threads

[devildeac]

Do you have a link for the hot dog deal?

(I see what you did there ;) .)

If he can find one, you'd both be big wieners.

[OldPhiKap]

(I see what you did there ;) .)

If he can find one, you'd both be big wieners.

That's pretty frank there, dd. Careful or you'll sound like a brat of the wurst kind.

Oh, and a healthy full team is all I want for Christmas. Cannot wait to see Harry.

[BD80]

That's pretty frank there, dd. Careful or you'll sound like a brat of the wurst kind.

Oh, and a healthy full team is all I want for Christmas. Cannot wait to see Harry.

It's all bun and games with you folk, isn't it?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

It's all bun and games with you folk, isn't it?

If Giles can be a banger on the boards, we will all be weiners.

[Indoor66]

(I see what you did there ;) .)

If he can find one, you'd both be big wieners.

Quit doggin it with those posts....:cool:

[Indoor66]

If Giles can be a banger on the boards, we will all be weiners.

If he is too much of a banger he will mash someone.:cool:

[Tripping William]

If he is too much of a banger he will mash someone.:cool:

This gets my Irish up, to come in here expecting to read about Giles's return and seeing only sausage puns. Of course, I'm sure his Polish coach doesn't mind. And maybe his Australian teammate can teach him some tricks from Patty Mills. :o

[devildeac]

That's pretty frank there, dd. Careful or you'll sound like a brat of the wurst kind.

Oh, and a healthy full team is all I want for Christmas. Cannot wait to see Harry.


It's all bun and games with you folk, isn't it?

I never sausage a bad display of punnery or thread derailment.

However, it all appears to make sense that he (hopefully) returns on 12/19. When he's ready, of course.

[rasputin]

I never sausage a bad display of punnery or thread derailment.

However, it all appears to make sense that he (hopefully) returns on 12/19. When he's ready, of course.

I'd say we're on a roll here.

[Indoor66]

I'd say we're on a roll here.

More of a jelly roll than a money roll. :cool:

[Eakane]

If he is too much of a banger he will mash someone.:cool:

I just can't mustard the strength to keep reading this thread.

[rasputin]

I just can't mustard the strength to keep reading this thread.

As for me, I relish the challenge.

[OldPhiKap]

^^^^^ You guys need to ketchup, we've moved on from such puns.

[Tripping William]

^^^^^ You guys need to ketchup, we've moved on from such puns.

What the Hellmann's? I thought this was a thread about Duke's basketball team, and Coach K breaking out the Miracle Whip during HGIII's upcoming five-on-five contact practice sessions.

[hudlow]

Lettuce play.

[MChambers]

I've been frankfurtively monitoring this thread to find out when Harry might return, but look what I see. Puns!

[killerleft]

Do you have a link for the hot dog deal?

I do not. I looked online, but it is much cheaper for me to drive the three miles or so to the box office (no extra charges). And, like I said, I was clueless about the free dogs and drinks 'til I got outside and looked in the envelope.

Y'all are very bunny. I'll be frank, though, and say I can't participate in this thread any furter. I relish the chance to see Harry, Jayson, and the rest of the Devils on the 21st. What's with a 6:00 game on a Wednesday?! That just doesn't cut the mustard.

Edit: Used puns, I see.:)

[Indoor66]

I do not. I looked online, but it is much cheaper for me to drive the three miles or so to the box office (no extra charges). And, like I said, I was clueless about the free dogs and drinks 'til I got outside and looked in the envelope.

Y'all are very bunny. I'll be frank, though, and say I can't participate in this thread any furter. I relish the chance to see Harry, Jayson, and the rest of the Devils on the 21st. What's with a 6:00 game on a Wednesday?! That just doesn't cut the mustard.

Edit: Used puns, I see.:)

Just so you don't cut the cheese. 😁😎

[El_Diablo]

I've been frankfurtively monitoring this thread to find out when Harry might return, but look what I see. Puns!

I too am hoping someone could provide a Ball Park estimate.

[Doria]

Chronicle reporting 12/19 against Tennessee State.

Wonder what those ticket prices will spike to on stubhub?

I am going to that game with my dad, so please, please, please!

[killerleft]

Just so you don't cut the cheese. ����

Blessed are the Cheesemakers. Cutters, not so much.:o

[weezie]

Just so you don't cut the cheese. 😁😎


Now booooyyyyysssss....settle down....

[Devilwin]

To be frank, hope he'll bring the mustard soon.lol

[Indoor66]

To be frank, hope he'll bring the mustard soon.lol

Who is frank?

[rasputin]

Who is frank?

Didn't you see Rocky Horror Picture Show?

[OldPhiKap]

Blessed are the Cheesemakers. Cutters, not so much.:o

Clearly, you are referring to dairy-producers of all types.

I'm glad the meek are going to get something -- they have so little.

[OldPhiKap]

Who is frank?


Didn't you see Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Any way you slice it, it comes up Meatloaf.

[El_Diablo]

Any way you slice it, it comes up Meatloaf.

His name is Robert Paulson.

[ricks68]

I misunderstood your post at first; normally, to "fall to" a double digit seed means you lose to them. In this context, you meant that we would play badly during the regular season such that we were a 10+ seed.

Is this what is meant by being a "bad seed"? (Whoops, sorry. Hope I didn't start another bad puns run in an unblemished thread at this point.)

ricks

[OldPhiKap]

We've been relegated. Rightly so.

[NYBri]

When Giles comes back, he'll have a lot of ketch-ing-up to do.

[wilko]

I never sausage a thread before..

[DukieInKansas]

Who is frank?

I thought he was #15 and already playing.

[Pghdukie]

Byrlcream, a little dab ol do ya ! Just threw that in for the older generation.

[OldPhiKap]

Byrlcream, a little dab ol do ya ! Just threw that in for the older generation.

I'm a Dapper Dan man.

[devildeac]

I've got no beef with this nonsense getting broken out into its own thread, keeping things kosher, of course. I rarely will pork fun at anyone who gets creative like this.

[Indoor66]

I've got no beef with this nonsense getting broken out into its own thread, keeping things kosher, of course. I rarely will pork fun at anyone who gets creative like this.

Someone like you rally shouldn't.:cool:

[Jaymf7]

37 posts on this thread, but no links!

[YmoBeThere]

I lived in Germany in my youth and enjoyed the end of all the volksmarchs we went on, but this rot of the wurst kind...

[Indoor66]

I prefer ground to links.

[OldPhiKap]

I prefer ground to links.

Patty, is that you?

[Mtn.Devil.91.92.01.10.15]

Patty, is that you?

I have been casing this thread.

[BD80]

At first I was a bit insulted by the title of the thread - "BAD puns"

now I get it ...

[Indoor66]

At first I was a bit insulted by the title of the thread - "BAD puns"

now I get it ...

Killjoy just arrived. 😠😁😎

[Troublemaker]

I lived in Germany in my youth and enjoyed the end of all the volksmarchs we went on, but this rot of the wurst kind...

Don't be such a sauerkraut.

[Skitzle]

At first I was a bit insulted by the title of the thread - "BAD puns"
now I get it ...

Im with you BD. Youre definitely in the right ballpark. Aint nathan happening in this thread.

[OldPhiKap]

Killjoy just arrived. 😠😁😎

Not a killjoy. BD80 is the Joey Chestnut of DBR posters. Just win, baby! ;-)

[BD80]

Not a killjoy. BD80 is the Joey Chestnut of DBR posters. Just win, baby! ;-)

'Tis the season for roasting o'er an open fire. Hot diggity dog!

[BandAlum83]

If Giles can be a banger on the boards, we will all be weiners.

If Giles can be a banger on the boards, the opponents will be the mash.

[Reilly]

Late to the party, and I feel like all that's left is table scraps.

[CrazyNotCrazie]

Hopefully he has been learning some of Coach Nathan's Famous badass skills

[Tripping William]

A certain ex point guard's team is doing well at the half over 17 Wisconsin.

Would this be the time and place for Polish sausage puns? Or is that another thread?

[devildeac]

Would this be the time and place for Polish sausage puns? Or is that another thread?

Depends on whether you've got what it takes to cut the mustard or not.

[Tripping William]

Depends on whether you've got what it takes to cut the mustard or not.

Quit badgering me!

[devildeac]

Quit badgering me!

Cheese, lighten up...

[BandAlum83]

Cheese, lighten up...

When they take the fat out of cheese to lighten it up, they replace it with carbohydrates which in the long run may make it even less healthy and more fattening.

Personally, I'll take all the fat and none of the carbs.

[YmoBeThere]

When they take the fat out of cheese to lighten it up, they replace it with carbohydrates which in the long run may make it even less healthy and more fattening.

Personally, I'll take all the fat and none of the carbs.

Where's the pun in that?

[devildeac]

When they take the fat out of cheese to lighten it up, they replace it with carbohydrates which in the long run may make it even less healthy and more fattening.

Personally, I'll take all the fat and none of the carbs.

Same with salad dressings. Lite=more sugar.

[Indoor66]

Same with salad dressings. Lite=more sugar.

Gotta love that apple cider vinager...:cool:

[ricks68]

That combination could be somewhat misteak prone, at least until they can get some additional seasoning.

Definitely the wrong thread.:rolleyes: Brisket. Brisket, you hear? And only a salt and pepper rub with no sauce.:)

ricks

[devildeac]

That combination could be somewhat misteak prone, at least until they can get some additional seasoning.

Took 60 posts to get to the pun part. How rare :rolleyes: .

Still greatly looking forward to attending Monday night with Ozzie.

[ricks68]

Took 60 posts to get to the pun part. How rare :rolleyes: .

Still greatly looking forward to attending Monday night with Ozzie.

And 64 before a beer reference-------and not by dd.:D

ricks

[Tripping William]

Keeping my fingers crossed that Harry and T-bone can coexist.


That combination could be somewhat misteak prone, at least until they can get some additional seasoning.

I was under the impression that Harry was our A-1 recruit, so all should be fine. Of course, Giles without Tatum is all sizzle.

[OldPhiKap]

Actually, maybe a Duke vs Kentucky thread renewal, rather than the GOAT or a UNCheats vs Kentucky thread, should have been the appropriate response to the lull, IMO.:p

I think that barbecued goat is a thing in a Kentucky, so I think we've got two relevant threads going.

[devildeac]

Do you have a link for the hot dog deal?


That combination could be somewhat misteak prone, at least until they can get some additional seasoning.

Dang, I had forgotten the puns started in post #7, probably because they'd been broken out into their own thread :o . Thanks to El Diablo for reminding me.

[BD80]

That combination could be somewhat misteak prone, at least until they can get some additional seasoning.

Don't you think this is a bit overdone?

[kAzE]

I was under the impression that Harry was our A-1 recruit, so all should be fine. Of course, Giles without Tatum is all sizzle.

Those guys definitely have some rare talents. Hopefully, Giles' knee problems are well-done.

[rasputin]

Those guys definitely have some rare talents. Hopefully, Giles' knee problems are well-done.

What, are you some sort of a medium?

[NSDukeFan]

What, are you some sort of a medium?

I don't like to be the one grilling you about this, but you may want to meat in another thread.

[cato]

What, are you some sort of a medium?

If he is, then no need to grill him further.

[devildeac]

I don't like to be the one grilling you about this, but you may want to meat in another thread.

Starting to rub everyone the wrong way.

Still getting more excited with each passing day about (hopefully) seeing young Mr. Giles play at CIS Monday night.

[BandAlum83]

Took 60 posts to get to the pun part. How rare :rolleyes: .

Still greatly looking forward to attending Monday night with Ozzie.

And by the end of Monday evening, we will all be saying "Well Done!!"

[slower]

DBR is never worse than when bad puns take over. And I don't know who made up "T-Bone" as a nickname, but it really sucks.

[Edouble]

What, are you some sort of a medium?

I heard it through the grape (bo)vine that Giles will be flanking the paint on ball reversal.

I'd love to steak out a practice see if this is true, although I suppose I could grill one of the experts around here to find out if it's bull. Don't want to cause beef with anyone though.

[uh_no]

DBR is never worse than when bad puns take over. And I don't know who made up "T-Bone" as a nickname, but it really sucks.

sounds like you have a bone to pick with that guy

I think it was me, though....so please don't fillet me

[rasputin]

sounds like you have a bone to pick with that guy

I think it was me, though...so please don't fillet me

We have to be careful with a guy just coming off an injury. He may still have tender loins.

[BandAlum83]

We have to be careful with a guy just coming off an injury. He may still have tender loins.

Collective "GROAAAAAAAAN"on that one. :rolleyes:

[uh_no]

Collective "GROAAAAAAAAN"on that one. :rolleyes:

pretty sure he's going to steak his claim on that one....

[slower]

sounds like you have a bone to pick with that guy

I think it was me, though...so please don't fillet me

uncle :p

[NSDukeFan]

sounds like you have a bone to pick with that guy

I think it was me, though...so please don't fillet me

He or she may have been misteaken.

[Edouble]

The high levels of Meth in the type of Bama fan that would do that might be enough to kill the tree.

Oak kay! Not sure what is at the root of all this, but you seem to arbor some bad seedlings towards Alabama fans!

Perhaps you should leaf this thread alone before you tree(t) anyone else in this manner. Oh, how I pine for the days when this board was more civil.

[Edouble]

Which mod titled this thread?

These are excellent puns!

[rasputin]

Oak kay! Not sure what is at the root of all this, but you seem to arbor some bad seedlings towards Alabama fans!

Perhaps you should leaf this thread alone before you tree(t) anyone else in this manner. Oh, how I pine for the days when this board was more civil.

Yes, we bark at each other too much.

[Indoor66]

Oak kay! Not sure what is at the root of all this, but you seem to arbor some bad seedlings towards Alabama fans!

Perhaps you should leaf this thread alone before you tree(t) anyone else in this manner. Oh, how I pine for the days when this board was more civil.

Arbor, Harbor, not all boats are made out of Mahogany.

[rsvman]

Seems to me that the thread is branching out a little. Some guys just can't leaf well enough alone.

[gam7]

My prediction is matt jones gets 36 mins goes 1-7. While frank barely gets 10.

Is it "'Ole Greg," as in 'Ole Roy?

Or, "Oleg Reg" (strong Eastern European influence)

Or, "Ole Greg" (as in Spanish bullfighting)

It is important that I know so that I can properly adjust the otherwise baseless real-life persona that I associate with your posts (as I subconsciously have done with many DBR posters).

[OldPhiKap]

My prediction is matt jones gets 36 mins goes 1-7. While frank barely gets 10.

If he gets 36 minutes, it's because he is doing what Coach wants -- defense, leading, etcetera. I am okay with that.


Is it "'Ole Greg," as in 'Ole Roy?

Or, "Oleg Reg" (strong Eastern European influence)

Or, "Ole Greg" (as in Spanish bullfighting)

It is important that I know so that I can properly adjust the otherwise baseless real-life persona that I associate with your posts (as I subconsciously have done with many DBR posters).

I am hairy like a Peruvian llama, but macho like Fernando Lamas. Get THAT out of your head.

[olegreg]

All right I won't post anymore sense you guys are little sensitive, I didn't say anything untrue. Frank jackson is better than matt jones. Matt jones has never been mentioned for 1st round draft pick. Frank has as freshmen. For example

[OldPhiKap]

sense you guys are little sensitive,

I can't do it. Someone else, please take the shot.

[Ichabod Drain]

Based on this post I'm going with Eastern European. At least that's the accent that came to me while reading it.

Oh, and I'm having trouble getting the idea of a macho, hairy Lamas llama OPK out of my head.

Makes since

[NSDukeFan]

Makes since

I'm not sure that makes scents.

[OldPhiKap]

I'm not sure that makes scents.

Cents when?

[uh_no]

We apologize for what you have just been subjected to. Everyone who has posted on this thread in the past hour has been secked. Those who responsible for allowing those who were just secked to post were also secked

[Indoor66]

A very centsiteve issue

[moonpie23]

y'all are just plane meen.......

[OldPhiKap]

We apologize for what you have just been subjected to. Everyone who has posted on this thread in the past hour has been secked. Those who responsible for allowing those who were just secked to post were also secked

Llama justice is exacting justice. Swift, sometimes harsh, often hairy and covered with spit.

[NashvilleDevil]

This hole thread is unpresidented

[OldPhiKap]

This hole thread is unpresidented

I will respond to this post, on Twitter, around 3:00 this upcoming morning. You've been warned.

[Ultrarunner]

yawl are just plane meen....

FIFY

[Reilly]

You probably saw it at a Wednesday kegs. You know, back when you could walk on the quad grass and all.

6969

(Me playing guitar on the bench, 1986 Chanticleer)

So 30 years ago you were just sort of hanging out, probably killing time talking Duke sports ... and now?

If we're talking Wednesday kegs, those are not hairy llamas, those are quad dogs.

[OldPhiKap]

So 30 years ago you were just sort of hanging out, probably killing time talking Duke sports ... and now?

No dope dogs for brunch. Otherwise, not much has changed. Played that same guitar last night.




If we're talking Wednesday kegs, those are not hairy llamas, those are quad dogs.

Keep them away from the KA's. Or so some said in the day.

[Tripping William]

Sorry, I didn't read it first. Just A small town redneck.

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm ...

Or is it small town girl, livin' in a lonely world?

Either way, get back to me when Frank Jackson gives Sam Dekker some nightmares on the biggest stage in college hoops. Until then, I'll trust the judgment of the GOAT. And that's from a Utah-raised boy who thinks the kid from Alpine has worlds of potential.

[Tripping William]

Llama justice is exacting justice. Swift, sometimes harsh, often hairy and covered with spit.

Llama Justise? Now THERE'S a mental image for you ....

[Reilly]

... Played that same guitar last night ...

If you appreciate OPK's posts, forget the sporks ... please contribute to the GoFundMe page that's been created to buy him a new guitar for Christmas.

[OldPhiKap]

If you appreciate OPK's posts, forget the sporks ... please contribute to the GoFundMe page that's been created to buy him a new guitar for Christmas.

hell, I obviously couldn't even afford a shirt back then.

[Ultrarunner]

Just a good ol' boy, never meanin' no harm ...

Or is it small town girl, livin' in a lonely world?

Either way, get back to me when Frank Jackson gives Sam Dekker some nightmares on the biggest stage in college hoops. Until then, I'll trust the judgment of the GOAT. And that's from a Utah-raised boy who thinks the kid from Alpine has worlds of potential.

Each player runs his own race, follows his own Journey. The important part is you don't stop believin', Mr. Jackson.

[Billy Dat]

Grayson...what a long strange trip it's been...

[OldPhiKap]

Grayson...what a long strange trip it's been...

"Captain Trips"

Or as I was calling him last night, "Little Lambeer"


We all have moments of immaturity. Most of us don't have them on national television. I bet he is not in his happy spot right this moment, but he will learn from it and grow. K won't give him a choice.

[rasputin]

"Captain Trips"

Can he play in night games if he's a Day Tripper?

[Billy Dat]

My car is Gray, son, but you have to check the suspension after 3 trips.